KnightswoodBear Posted August 3, 2015 Author Share Posted August 3, 2015 I bought a veggie sushi pack from Pret a manger and there was no soy sauce in the box. Beelin. I keep an emergency bottle of soy sauce in my desk for just such an occasion as this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 I keep an emergency bottle of soy sauce in my desk for just such an occasion as this. I didn't think of that. Now I know how the weans in Africa feel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 On the train to London and some fanny and his family sat at my table. Couldn't stand it anymore and had to get off at the next stop. Must have been a bit awkward for Mrs Mozza, considering your history 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11thHour Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 There was loads of little white seeds all over my pack of watermelon chunks, spat some of them out but just swallowed the rest. Gonna have a watermelon growing in my belly now. Sake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieT1314 Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Watermelon seeds are black. Spider eggs are white. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11thHour Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Watermelon seeds are black. Spider eggs are white. Damn tasty too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 On the train to London and some fanny and his family sat at my table. Couldn't stand it anymore and had to get off at the next stop. CCTV caught the whole unsavoury incident 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 Bought myself a new pair of trainers at lunchtime (New Balance), and I can't help but feel that I've made a terrible decision. It was between them and the Adidas Hamburg that Donnie Darko posted in the trainer thread not long ago. The Hamburgs would have been really easy to get dirty and would have been a total pain in the arse to clean. These New Balance should be pretty low maintenance. And every man and his dug is cutting about in the Hamburgs just now. They were cheaper as well, but I've not had any other trainers other than Adidas for years. Meh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 4, 2015 Author Share Posted August 4, 2015 Bought myself a new pair of trainers at lunchtime (New Balance), and I can't help but feel that I've made a terrible decision. It was between them and the Adidas Hamburg that Donnie Darko posted in the trainer thread not long ago. The Hamburgs would have been really easy to get dirty and would have been a total pain in the arse to clean. These New Balance should be pretty low maintenance. And every man and his dug is cutting about in the Hamburgs just now. They were cheaper as well, but I've not had any other trainers other than Adidas for years. Meh. You're automatically going to be tagged as a Celtic fan with the NB ones. Unlucky 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 Bought myself a new pair of trainers at lunchtime (New Balance), and I can't help but feel that I've made a terrible decision. It was between them and the Adidas Hamburg that Donnie Darko posted in the trainer thread not long ago. The Hamburgs would have been really easy to get dirty and would have been a total pain in the arse to clean. These New Balance should be pretty low maintenance. And every man and his dug is cutting about in the Hamburgs just now. They were cheaper as well, but I've not had any other trainers other than Adidas for years. Meh. You made the right choice. Adidas bores are... well, boring. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 Left my pistachos in work leaving me snackless for the 20 minute bus journey home. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 Ended up in ninewells with angina. f**k you hearts 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 Ended up in ninewells with angina. f**k you hearts Oooft You aryt? Sounds pretty serious 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 Oooft You aryt? Sounds pretty serious No worries. Family history of it. Vodka red bull set me off; couldn't walk cause of pain. Had it for a while never thought it was that serious. No more red bull for me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 No worries. Family history of it. Vodka red bull set me off; couldn't walk cause of pain. Had it for a while never thought it was that serious. No more red bull for me Aye stay clear of that shite. Supporting Dundee can't help the old heart either mind 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 In bed chilling. Some team 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 A Stephens Steak Bridie will sort out your dodgy ticker if you make it down to East End for the cup game in a couple of weeks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 Angina Pectoris is almost unheard of for anyone under 30. You might actually have Vagina Sandoris, which means you need to clean the sand out of your front bum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 I'm still struggling with my sore back, took me over 3 mins to get a glass of water so I could take my painkillers, now I understand what all those kids in Africa that have to walk miles for a bucket of water, must feel like. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 Bought cheap tin foil and its unraveling very unevenly 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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