sjc Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 15 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Is that their surname? That would be spelled Okei...... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 Just now, sjc said: That would be spelled Okei...... Thats pwetty wacist 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 I don't like buying toilet roll as i always assume the person at the other side of the til is mentally picturing me having a shite/wiping. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kmeister Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 I don't like buying toilet roll as i always assume the person at the other side of the til is mentally picturing me having a shite/wiping. That is what the self service checkouts are for. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 That is what the self service checkouts are for. People can still see what I'm buying though and will be thinking the same, there's no getting round it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 Just now, Kmeister said: That is what the self service checkouts are for. I went through the shop and scan till in tesco a few weeks back with a bottle of wine and a pack of 30 AA batteries. Stopped for an age/random check. It's not always a good alternative. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 I went through the shop and scan till in tesco a few weeks back with a bottle of wine and a pack of 30 AA batteries. Stopped for an age/random check. It's not always a good alternative. Were you assuming that the person searching you was making assumptions about what the batteries were for? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Lisa Cuddy said: I went through the shop and scan till in tesco a few weeks back with a bottle of wine and a pack of 30 AA batteries. Stopped for an age/random check. It's not always a good alternative. ^^^Single woman shopper alert. Edited April 6, 2017 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 Just now, throbber said: Were you assuming that the person searching you was making assumptions about what the batteries were for? Yes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 Yes. It is rather awkward. I have been meaning to buy batteries for my nose trimmer of late now that you mention it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 4 minutes ago, throbber said: People can still see what I'm buying though and will be thinking the same, there's no getting round it. Just buy extra Kleenex hankies instead, then they'll not think about your anus. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 Just buy extra Kleenex hankies instead, then they'll not think about your anus. They'll think I'm going to be masturbating though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 5 minutes ago, throbber said: It is rather awkward. I have been meaning to buy batteries for my nose trimmer of late now that you mention it! Don't bother, you made an arse of it the last time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 Just now, throbber said: They'll think I'm going to be masturbating though. They'll think that anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 6 minutes ago, throbber said: They'll think I'm going to be masturbating though. So? They probably thought that about me too. Probably rightly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
th1stleandr0se Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 I had to buy fanitary products and go through the checkouts. They obviously weren't for me but why did I feel embarrassed by it? Same as when I go through customs at the airport. I feel I look guilty when I don't have a single piece of contraband on me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 So? They probably thought that about me too. Probably rightly. [emoji33][emoji33] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bud1876 Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 They'll think I'm going to be masturbating though. They will if you buy a bucket along with the kleenex. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wellinwigan Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 43 minutes ago, Lisa Cuddy said: So? They probably thought that about me too. Probably rightly. Pics or gtf 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 3 minutes ago, wellinwigan said: Pics or gtf I choose gtf. You first. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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