Rugster Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 Moths are beautiful IMO. I kinda think bluebottles are too, with that electric pink/green/blue oily sheen they have. Bluebottles are fucking rank. They feast on dog shit. Absolute filth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RawB93 Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 Got love for all creatures great and small. I'll even let spiders run about on my hands and feed them dead flies I find on windowsills or whatever. I wish there was a way of explaining the concept of windows to flying bugs though. Feel so bad watching them repeatedly bump into an invisible shield of glass. Has anyone ever given any thought for wasps/bees that get stuck on buses and end up miles from home, with no idea where they are? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 It's probably sounder to stand on an ant than it is to imagine shagging babies / amputees dressed up as babies. Who imaginged shagging babies? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 Who imaginged shagging babies? You did. Rest assured, your suggestion of putting a multiple amputee in a pram and shagging them hasn't been forgotten, even if the thread is gone. Freak. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mordecai Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 I let spiders live generally. There was a spider living in my flat that had probably been there longer than I had. He generally came out at around half 9 every night, scuttled around the carpet for a few minutes then went under the other couch. As time went on I feel we built a bit of a rapport and he was feeling more comfortable being out in the open. However, one night I got up off my arse to quickly take the rubbish out and as I was putting my shoes on I accidentily crushed him under my heel - he must have been taking a disco nap next to my shoe. I genuinely felt quite bad about it. Moths and daddy long legs don't bother me at all and neither do flies really (not in this country anyway). I've been stung countless times so wasps and bees die if I'm around. Also if anything goes in my bed then I have to kill it - it's overstepping a boundary. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 You did. Rest assured, your suggestion of putting a multiple amputee in a pram and shagging them hasn't been forgotten, even if the thread is gone. Freak. I never imagined shagging babies. My ides centred around adult, consenting amputees. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 I never imagined shagging babies. My ides centred around adult, consenting amputees. And the reason for putting them in a pram...? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 Got love for all creatures great and small. I'll even let spiders run about on my hands and feed them dead flies I find on windowsills or whatever. I wish there was a way of explaining the concept of windows to flying bugs though. Feel so bad watching them repeatedly bump into an invisible shield of glass. Has anyone ever given any thought for wasps/bees that get stuck on buses and end up miles from home, with no idea where they are? I genuinely have a bit of a freak out if I see/hear a wasp/bee on the bus. If it's busy, I can't fucking move anywhere and I have to sit and pray that it doesn't land on me; if it did I'd shriek in terror and probably get laughed at. I fucking hate them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 And the reason for putting them in a pram...? It was a disguise so that they could be fucked in publoc without folk knowing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a1974h Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 I'm not liking this, I like bees but hate wasps malarkey. Is it because bees are furry and cute and wasps look as if they mean business. It's like saying horses are cool but zebras are fucking vermin. It's nonsensical 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a1974h Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 And racist 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 Didn't realise there were so many wilting hippies on here. A lot of hand wringing on this thread about feeling guilt over killing insects etc. How did you lot ever evolve this far? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RawB93 Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 I'm not liking this, I like bees but hate wasps malarkey. Is it because bees are furry and cute and wasps look as if they mean business. It's like saying horses are cool but zebras are fucking vermin. It's nonsensical This. Or another example would be setting a butterfly free out your window but swatting a fly, just because of how they look. They've both committed the same act. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mik Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 This. Or another example would be setting a butterfly free out your window but swatting a fly, just because of how they look. They've both committed the same act. It's general hypocracy, something enountered every day. Can't kill a butterfly but feel fine about killing a cow...as long as someone else does it for you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11thHour Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 Any sort of insect gets butchered in my gaff, no prisoners. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 Can't believe that some folk are hen pecked in to murderthey never did Macbeth at your school? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 Snails. Little hermaphrodite multiplying shitebags that eat my plants. Squashing's too good for them. As are snail pellets. try eating them alive... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 I'm too scared to approach anything to kill it myself but will happily let others do it for me. Wasps and Bees are the fucking devil and I would love to live in a world without them! I've seen myself get off a bus if there is one on it and wait for the next bus. Nothing worse than being in an enclosed space with a wasp and nowhere to run. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 Can't believe that some folk are hen pecked in to murder I ken, right? That's like having to be press-ganged into hot sex with Icelandic twins. Sorry for bringing up the amputee pram thing again, BTW. You should start another thread up. I think it would be therapeutic both for yourself and the readers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 I ken, right? That's like having to be press-ganged into hot sex with Icelandic twins. Sorry for bringing up the amputee pram thing again, BTW. You should start another thread up. I think it would be therapeutic both for yourself and the readers. Are you equating murder and sex? I have no need to start up another thread. Besides, I'm worried that someone might nick the idea. I haven't been down to the patent offive yet 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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