banana Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 Let's get this sorted once and for all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 Somebody's said A already They really ought to teach this in schools. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 It's B, and anyone who says otherwise is up there with people who call a chippy a chipper, and stand up to wipe their arse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 It's B, and anyone who says otherwise is up there with people who call a chippy a chipper, and stand up to wipe their arse. You should probably just leave the wife alone when she's on the lavvy TBH. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 Why is B correct? And why should you always hold a fork in your left hand a knife in your right? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen Malkmus Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 (edited) Why is B correct? And why should you always hold a fork in your left hand a knife in your right? I don't want the risk of my hand touching the wall when I am tearing off a piece of toilet paper. It's an unnecessary inconvenience. Option A also makes it harder to do a neat tear. Edited August 19, 2015 by Stephen Malkmus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinkinFighter Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 B is clearly correct 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 B, I guess. Always too busy reading to really notice. The real subhumans in this instance though are hotels that get the maids to do those weird wee hospital corners on a roll of shit tickets because they think it looks “classy” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 This is how it should be. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christophe Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 It's A, anyone utilising B will be left behind in The Rapture -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eckieboy Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 I just leave the roll sitting on the cistern, but then I do knit my own. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 B, but it works the same with A as well. How many sheets do you use per shit? I take 3 usually. 5 if it's a skittery one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted August 19, 2015 Author Share Posted August 19, 2015 (edited) Heartening to see that almost a third of P&Bers prescribe a life in jail for those disagreeing with their domestic lavatory preferences. A lot of prolapse fetishes too. Edited August 19, 2015 by banana 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 How many sheets do you use per shit? I take 3 usually. 5 if it's a skittery one. Whit? This reminds me of Sheryl Crow (I think), who claimed that nobody should ever need more than two sheets of paper for every visit to the lavvy. Just picture the state of her bits for a wee second there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 Heartening to see that almost a third of P&Bers prescribe a life in jail for those disagreeing with their domestic lavatory preferences. A lot of prolapse fetishes too. I'm guessing they wouldn't go through with it when faced with the reality. The life imprisonment part, I mean. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funky Nosejob Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 Anyone with a child under 8 should be using A. This prevents the child from unraveling the whole roll by idly "bopping" it whilst sitting on the toilet seat. For everyone else, it's B. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 It's B. The point earlier about touching the wall is correct. Every person using that toilet roll potentially touching the wall?? Only unsanitary types and filthy coprophiles would want that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 You are all fucking idiots. I do not have my toilet roll attached to the wall in the typical puddle drinking, scheme goblin way. My toilet roll is on a free standing chrome holder that can be changed to suit the wiper and also doubles as a storage unit for up to 4 extra toilet rolls. Get with it people it's the 21st century. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 ^^^ Surely you're going wash your hands anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 ^^^ Surely you're going wash your hands anyway. Going by that logic, you'd be as well to use your bare hand and stop wasting paper. Maybe that's what Sheryl Crow had in mind? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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