11thHour Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 I didnt choose the Thug Life, it chose me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted August 20, 2015 Author Share Posted August 20, 2015 Only because hanging wasn't an option. Bunch of infidels. B? I don't care about the crap on wall possibilities of A - anyone with even half an eye for aesthetics should be offended by B. I have to say that A has grown on me in exactly that aesthetic sense. I'm thinking of turning. Of course, anyone with an ounce of self-respect and class uses a bidet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poet of the Macabre Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 I still haven't installed a suitable toilet roll holder in the new digs so mine is currently sitting on the radiator. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
energyzone Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Think about it:- Percentage of people in favour of A - 20% Percentage of people in favour of B - 70% Percentage of people who don't have a holder - 5% Percentage of people who do have a holder - 93% I think you get my point. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11thHour Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 I have to say that A has grown on me in exactly that aesthetic sense. I'm thinking of turning. Of course, anyone with an ounce of self-respect and class uses a bidet. How is it ye use a bidet? Just hover over it while it scooshes up yer arse crack? Then what do you do? I hear there's a towel set aside purely for bidet use but surely ye dont wipe yer arse wae a towel after it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 OK, I may have changed my mind... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 There is an ongoing war or the wills in my house. My missus incorrectly uses method A, which I correct to method B whenever I visit the bog. She then incorrectly reverts the rolls to A whenever she is next in. This is probably going to end with one of our bloody corpses displayed in the garden with a bog roll stuffed in it's mouth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerrdavidson95 Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 It's B. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mynameisearl Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 OK, I may have changed my mind... Ultimately though whichever method you use the spider will still be there. As much as I'm a B method man myself the situation shown in the picture is the best case scenario as you can see it from a front on view. Using method B the toilet roll hanging down hides the spider so you won't see it until it appears over the top as you pull the paper. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamdunk Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 Scenario: you've just done the first wipe and folded over the paper for wipe 2, all of a sudden a wild sneeze appears. How do you react? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 Scenario: you've just done the first wipe and folded over the paper for wipe 2, all of a sudden a wild sneeze appears. How do you react? By not being a clatty b*****d and wiping with the same piece of paper twice? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamdunk Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 By not being a clatty b*****d and wiping with the same piece of paper twice? How many sheets do you use per wipe? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 (edited) How many sheets do you use per wipe? 2 sheets, folded over for strength. 1 wipe. Discard. edit: sitting the f**k down. Edited October 12, 2015 by KnightswoodBear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamdunk Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 2 sheets, folded over for strength. 1 wipe. Discard. edit: sitting the f**k down. What if you have a type 7? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 Have you ever wiped someone else's arse? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 What if you have a type 7? Then i'd probably go up to 3 sheets and use a lot of arse paper. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 I used to be a firm "A" man, but over the past year or so I've become a "B". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 Have you ever wiped someone else's arse? Daily. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 If you get shite on your hand when wiping then you need to go to Wiping School. I sit my roll either on the cistern or on top of the holder because I usually steal the large rolls from the uni library 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamdunk Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 Does anyone do the wraparound the hand technique? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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