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The Mattydfc Awards 2015


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No 33

White Rose Killie


'Norman is a decent guy IRL (in real life, yo') who turns into a fucking disgrace as soon as he logs onto P&B. Drags the good name of Killie fans into the mud. I mean, we're all closet Rangers fans not closet Celtic fans. Pffft.'
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White Rose Killie is fondly known as Norman to his beloved friends over on the BRALT. A thread that Norman himself admitted to being the only reason for joining Pie and Bovril in the first place.. See - who says the BRALT was a bad thing? Thanks to me and Norm, the BRALT is no longer the worst thread ever started on here.

However in WRK's defence he did state this...

As for the BRALT - hey, you've got to have a hobby. There's plenty of moronic fans of the Tribute Act who like to go down the LCD line - I know it's neither big nor clever, but addressing some of the more risible shite they spout amuses me. For some reason, they seem a lot angrier (and therefore funnier) than their Green cousins.

I do seem to get under their skins, though, to the extent that a few of them have fabricated an entire existence for me. In a strange way, it's the clearest indication that they're actually capable of independent thought (in a weird hive-mindy way).

ETA: Someone once told me the Internet is 60% porn, which means there's nearly forty percent I've never seen! ;)


What does WRK bring to the forum though? Bennett would be lost without him...

I miss the regular games of Bendy Bingo...


The_Kincardine disnae like to miss out on the Normanator though...

Norman trying to take the moral high ground. Go on. Talk us through how you signed up on P&B just to post about Rangers about 40 years after you had your dinner money stolen.

I think Norman's place is a bit harsh, but mainly due to his football team. Two things I have learned from this thread;

1. Killie fans hate each other. Truly.

2. Confirmation that wisbit is a knob.

Norman works as a Data Entry Clerk for a family run hardware store in Wakefield. He is married to his wife of 40 years and they both enjoy outdoor pursuits, fine wine and necrophilia. Norman once drank a pint of his own urine as a bet, and won a packed of Wrigley's Juicy Fruit as a result. He enjoys Corrie, but not Eastenders.

'No Norman, no necrophilia'

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