Boostin' Kev Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 Addie what's the top 4 before 46? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 Quit whining Helen. You need to get some of your own patter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 You need to get some of your own patter. If anything came from this, I found this gif, never seen this episode. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Addie Posted October 31, 2015 Author Share Posted October 31, 2015 No 45CraigKillieRep Count: 3821Posts: 27,177One of Ayrshire's most boring exports since New Cumnock, CraigKillie has been on this site for what feels like eons due to his ever found desire to know things about Scottish Football - you know, like how many toilet seats are in the in left hand bogs in the Davie Cooper Stand. Stuff that's important to a lot of people obviously.He moved to Australia this year to manage a massage parlour, staffed by Anthea Turner look-a-likes in dwarf form. Nah not really, he is probably a chartered accountant or something like that.Recently, Craig started a thread 'Who's behind you' in an effort to re-invent himself. Tbf he isn't entirely boring though. Here are some of his more exciting examples: We haven't been declining over the last few years - here are the points earned per season since 2008/09. This belter was really good too. Don't just take my word for it though... '...dunno why, just irks me somewhat with the tone of his posts. Tends to answer a question with a question. Buffoon.' Mozza 'a pretty tedious poster, needs to put the factbook down and get his hole. Bores the tits off of everyone.' Tarmo Kink 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 No 45 CraigKillie 'a pretty tedious poster, needs to put the factbook down and get his hole. Bores the tits off of everyone.' Tarmo Kink 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 Mozza, dishing out the 'telts'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 The poor man's hibee jibee 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gareth_Glasgow Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 Craigkillie should be nowhere near the list solely for this exchange (even though it was last year): Do that in the street, you'd be expecting a court date. This is one of the most ridiculous things that people say. If you completed a perfectly executed slide tackle on an old lady doing her shopping you'd probably end up in court too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YassinMoutaouakil Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 No idea why people think Craigkillie is boring tbh, I find it hilarious when he gets morons telt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Addie Posted October 31, 2015 Author Share Posted October 31, 2015 No idea why people think Craigkillie is boring tbh, I find it hilarious when he gets morons telt. Behave yourself lad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YassinMoutaouakil Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 Behave yourself lad.I'm serious tbh, aye the boy likes stats but I usually enjoy his posts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 Craigkillie is fairly boring but that's not sufficient to merit a Worst Poster placing, not even close. But then, once you note the clearly-nominating posters who are stupid enough to consider no-marks like 'throbber' comic gold - an heir to the 'chigsy' school of being funny solely to utter morons - it becomes clear that the vote has been excessively shaped by the input of the utter dregs of the forum. Similarly, The Phoenix in any credible ranking has to be top ten. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 I like facts, and people who can be bothered to find them out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YassinMoutaouakil Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 Never change V_T. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 If anything came from this, I found this gif, never seen this episode. I've not seen that either (strangely as I actually do the voiceover for Helen Lovejoy) but it looks new so it's probably not worth watching. I've been going through the old box sets and the early series' are filled with gold. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Addie Posted October 31, 2015 Author Share Posted October 31, 2015 Who said what? 'seems like a decent enough fella but his patter is atrocious and every single thread I go on within GN has his crappy, must post something, replies to anything and everything. tries to hard to be edgy. probably needs his hole.' Winner gets to be tucked in by SlipperyP tomorrow evening. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YassinMoutaouakil Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 Believe The Hype. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 Craigkillie is fairly boring but that's not sufficient to merit a Worst Poster placing, not even close. But then, once you note the clearly-nominating posters who are stupid enough to consider no-marks like 'throbber' comic gold - an heir to the 'chigsy' school of being funny solely to utter morons - it becomes clear that the vote has been excessively shaped by the input of the utter dregs of the forum. Similarly, The Phoenix in any credible ranking has to be top ten. who's this no mark joining in after the event? Grimbo Eta oh yeah I remember his shite patter about us Spartans before we knocked them out of the big Scottish last season, not heard of him since then. Night night big banter x 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bhoy who invented weetabix Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 Who said what? 'seems like a decent enough fella but his patter is atrocious and every single thread I go on within GN has his crappy, must post something, replies to anything and everything. tries to hard to be edgy. probably needs his hole.' Winner gets to be tucked in by SlipperyP tomorrow evening. Random Guy Do I win £5 ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 Random Guy Do I win £5 ? Shut up, Dave. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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