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1 hour ago, NorthernJambo said:


Offer to cook? Folk lap it up when folk put in effort, even just a wee bit. Bit of scran, bottle of wine, chuck on a film...

I think anything involving a film within the first couple of dates is bad advice. You want to be getting to know them and forming some sort of connection rather than sitting in silence staring at a screen. Plus the fact that you won't be able to enjoy the film as your mind wanders wondering if this is the night you get your hole.

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3 hours ago, Grim O'Grady said:

Invite her sister (the one over 18, can't be too careful round here) or her bezzy mate. Don't forget the viagra. 

Grimbo 

ETA Should probably film it in case you encounter any specific problems, it's far easier for us to offer advice if we can see where it went tits up?  

 

You're a fucking creep. 

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I think anything involving a film within the first couple of dates is bad advice. You want to be getting to know them and forming some sort of connection rather than sitting in silence staring at a screen. Plus the fact that you won't be able to enjoy the film as your mind wanders wondering if this is the night you get your hole.


Hadn't considered that. Will revise to a comedy or at least something light hearted that preferably you've both seen. Or just some shite on tv. And a second bottle of wine. Last thing you want to be doing is wandering through your wonders.
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2 minutes ago, NorthernJambo said:


One cold serving of Telt dished up by Grimbo. Red wine doesn't agree with him obviously.

I'm going to have to go on the Rose, I don't want to come across as aggressive on the lovebug thread.

I'm sorry if anyone's been offended? I'm not drinking today, that will serve me right.

Grimbo

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12 hours ago, kerrdavidson95 said:

Bump.

Difficult second date. Where to go? Dinner and drinks went well first time out but don't want to be predictable.

Down a local park then smash her back doors in

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I'm going to have to go on the Rose, I don't want to come across as aggressive on the lovebug thread.

I'm sorry if anyone's been offended? I'm not drinking today, that will serve me right.

Grimbo


Apology accepted. Rose is teckle. I'd choose white over red though. Drinks should be hot or cold, not room temperature.

Better setting ground rules in the early dates as well. If they're the one, they'll love you for your imperfections, or some pish like that.
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In fairness to Jim, Grimbos comment was completely creepy. He deserved being pulled up for it.


No denying that it was a strange suggestion and not what automatically came to mind for me (even it is obviously a joke, hopefully, please god let it be a joke) which is all more the reason I was surprised when Mr Bo got him telt. #prayforjim
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