hk blues Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 Unless you are decrepit or hungover then sitting down in the shower is a clear mark of the beast. Do these people also stand when having a bath? Or do beasts not bathe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
williemillersmoustache Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 See men who wear leather jackets.. Does this include absolutely beautiful Belstaff Panther jackets? Hmm the jury's out on this one.......to consider your lengthy sentence, beast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 Likkktie1888 is the son in those awful tesco adverts. Guaranteed. You're obsessed with me, it's rather flattering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 See men who wear leather jackets.. Does this include absolutely beautiful Belstaff Panther jackets? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob the tank Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 I always thought I was an OK guy but reading the beastisms list it seems I'm some kind of deviant megabeast. Oh well at least I know now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 I should also add that the people who are complaining about being unable to reach in order to wipe while sitting down have outed themselves as having the build of people usually found on television as Jerry Springer takes down a wall of their house to get them to hospital because they're too fat to fit through the door. Undoubtedly. If you're so obese that you can't fit your hand past your fat arse to properly clean it then you are a disgusting beast anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 SnapBacks are fucking mintit lads. HTH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 5 which is clearly flawed as I am a dirty fucking beast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 SnapBacks are fucking mintit lads. HTH. Do you have an example of the type of snap back you would wear? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 Guys that have phablets are 100% beasts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 4. Calling it Lorne Calling it a Chipper Brushing teeth in the shower Drinking green tea BEAST. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMC13 Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 16 for me. Sometimes drink cappuccinos and lattes. Sometimes show my underwear when I bend down. Brush my teeth in the shower because it's convenient. Have coins in my wallet (don't know where else I would put them). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 Hmm the jury's out on this one.......to consider your lengthy sentence, beast. Wrong jaikit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 Wrong jaikit. image.jpeg You're no serious are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 I am very serious. That's £1000 of pure vagina magnet right there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 I am very serious. That's £1000 of pure vagina magnet right there. I'll take your word for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 I am very serious. That's £1000 of pure vagina magnet right there. If you're wearing it it certainly has found a fanny, money well spent and point proven. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 Do you have an example of the type of snap back you would wear? I'm on my phone so can't post photos, I have multiple hats of the new era website though from several franchises I like. Take your pick from Brooklyn Nets, LA Clippers, Minnesota Vikings, NY Islanders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 Snap backs What an absolute fucking cretin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 I like it. I've got bad news for you, Belstaff jackets are small made, you'd never get into one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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