Believe The Hype Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 Most comediennes are very cringey and always seem like they are trying to hard to get a laugh out of the audience with predictable regurgitated material. ETA; regurgitated as in the genre of the material. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jarkko Wiss Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 No mention of Tim Minchen yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-35784084 The funniest thing that probably came out his mouth.......... Vomiting comedian Chris Ramsey sorry for Aberdeen stage exit 1 hour ago From the sectionScotland Image captionChris Ramsey is a comedian and actor from north east EnglandStand-up comedian Chris Ramsey has apologised to his audience in Aberdeen after running off stage during his show to vomit. The performer then forgot to switch his microphone off as he was sick. Ramsey was only a few minutes from the end of his show at Aberdeen Music Hall when he felt sick. The comedian, who was performing in the Granite City as part of a UK-wide tour, had earlier warned his audience that he was unwell. He told fans on his twitter: "As a lot of you will already know, I had to run off stage last night in Aberdeen and projectile vomit was all over the place. It was beyond grim." As well as stand-up, Ramsey starred as Jack Pearson in BBC Two sitcom Hebburn, set near his home town of South Shields in north east England. Ramsey has also appeared on the BBC's Live at the Apollo and is a regular panellist on Channel 4 series Celebrity Juice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolph Hucker Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 Both utter munters IMO. Sheridan Smith is a definite wid as far as I'm concerned. Lily Allen might get a "mibbes aye" if she had a shower and showed me a certificate confirming she is HIV free first Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Believe The Hype Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 Phil Jupitus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolph Hucker Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 Simon Amstell. Been trying to remember his name since this thread started. Can't abide him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 Corden's pumped Lily Allen and Sheridan Smith. You lot aren't at all bitter, clearly. Surely Lily Allen and Sheridan Smith are both intensely annoying? (As was Gavin and Stacey in general). I think you fancy Corden! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherrif John Bunnell Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-35784084 "It was beyond grim." Said anyone who has gone to Aberdeen, ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 Phil Jupitus. ARGHHHHHH best shout yet imo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 I'm not sure too many will be bitter about not pumping either of those two tbh.Yer hole's, yer hole! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 I hope Stewart Lee dies. He will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 Simon Amstell. Been trying to remember his name since this thread started. Can't abide him. This - if there's any footage of Amstell getting his c**t kicked in, please post it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 It really, really did. He was with Sheridan for a long while actually. That's how she ended up in Gavin and Stacey. She was only about 12 in G&S the man is a beast. I actually thought G&S was quite funny, so he can write comedy tbf. Grimbo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrewDon Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 Stewart Lee is shit. He's like a small child in the way that he thinks if he tells you the same joke over and over it will become funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 Michael McIntyre isn't really a comedian. He's a Southern English middle class fop that states ( in a bumbling Hugh Grant-esque style) he's doing everyday tasks. BBC audiences seem to find the stilted description of answering a phone call incredibly hilarious. I picture every single person that buys one of his dvd's is an HRT candidate that attends Wimbledon in a Union Jack waistcoat but doesn't actually understand tennis. Stewart Lee has three punchlines that he manages to make last 90 minutes, always wearing a rumpled suit and in a dimly lit smoky room. I imagine everyone that buys one of his dvd's would introduce into conversion within five minutes of you meeting them for the first time that they don't own a television and/or are a vegetarian. Susan Calman is on Radio 4 because she represents Tory middle-England's view of 'acceptable Scotland'. She's educated and civilised but just has that tiny inflection of a Scots accent that makes her seem edgy and hints at a past where she's once tried a Pot Noodle or shopped in Lidl. Plus, she's a lesbian so that eases the middle class guilt of laughing at a Northern fat person. This is the same reason Ruth Davidson is is the Scottish Tory leader. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 Stewart Lee has three punchlines that he manages to make last 90 minutes, always wearing a rumpled suit and in a dimly lit smoky room. I imagine everyone that buys one of his dvd's would introduce into conversion within five minutes of you meeting them for the first time that they don't own a television and/or are a vegetarian. The DVD player is plugged into the washing machine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Saintee Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 Stewart Lee is shit. He's like a small child in the way that he thinks if he tells you the same joke over and over it will become funny. I want to run Stewart Lee over in his own comedy vehicle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 Stewart Lee has three punchlines that he manages to make last 90 minutes, always wearing a rumpled suit and in a dimly lit smoky room. I imagine everyone that buys one of his dvd's would introduce into conversion within five minutes of you meeting them for the first time that they don't own a television and/or are a vegetarian. Uncanny - I like Stewart Lee, (although I've never bought any of his DVDs) and I don't own a television. I also used to be a vegetarian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrewDon Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 I want to run Stewart Lee over in his own comedy vehicle. Comedy vehicle? More of a comedy 'right off'! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Saintee Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 Comedy vehicle? More of a comedy 'right off'! Stewart Lee=cock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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