cowdenbeath Posted March 28, 2016 Share Posted March 28, 2016 Dunfermline town is a fucking hole. I've seen worse train stations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shooboax Posted March 28, 2016 Author Share Posted March 28, 2016 'Gateway to the highlands' just means 'place where you stop for a pish on the way to Aviemore'. In saying that, I wouldn't even stop for a pish in Dunfermline. It's like one of those Romanian orphanages from the late 80s but without the cages. I take it by the content of your post that you find children orphanages in Eastern Europe a suitable subject for your comedic efforts? I think you should go and watch Oliver and Annie to find out what real suffering is. Pathetic attitude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shooboax Posted March 28, 2016 Author Share Posted March 28, 2016 I've seen worse train stations. Yeah so have I. Cowdenbeath for instance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted March 28, 2016 Share Posted March 28, 2016 Perth is a lovely place. Scenic and the gateway to the Highlands. I applaud the correct decision to make it a city, but we already are anyway, and a magnificent one at that. Speaking of train stations, I take it the one at Perth used to have a hell of a lot more going through it than it does these days? It's almost the same size as Glasgow Central, but with only about two trains an hour going through it if you're lucky - half of the place seems to be abandoned, and it's an absolute b*****d to find your way out of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 Dunfermline Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shooboax Posted March 30, 2016 Author Share Posted March 30, 2016 You love it really. The nearest you can get to a city of such brawness like Dunfermline is having Dun at the start of your chosen city of dwelling which is Dundee. Schemies and jakeys as pals I'd bet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peppino Impastato Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 Yip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 Good posting, shooboax, keep it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WaffenThinMint Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 Don't hate 'em but think they are a blight on Scottish football. That said I wouldn't mind if we got either of 'em in the Big Scottish. Grimbo Does this mean Spartans have given up their ambitions to win the Scottish Cup? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 They told me you had a fizzog like a melted patio chair. But of course I cannot really comment on hearsay. Pus like a melted patio chair and was a member of heresay. Total tap in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Dunfermline is a gloomy, fundamentally pointless settlement that looks as beige as Gordon Brown's sock drawer. These are facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shooboax Posted April 3, 2016 Author Share Posted April 3, 2016 Greenock is the only place in Scotland that allows Glasgow to be considered the second biggest dump in Ecosse. It's architecture is like somebody's emptied a skip full of rubble onto a hillside. Dunfermline really should be the Capital again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted April 3, 2016 Share Posted April 3, 2016 Dunfermline So shite it lost out on being a city to Perth. Fucking Perth Why in f**k would Dunfermline ever be considered for city status? Like, on what grounds could city status ever be claimed? I seriously hope this was a joke post because otherwise I'm going to be angry at the thought of this for the rest of the night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shooboax Posted April 3, 2016 Author Share Posted April 3, 2016 Why in f**k would Dunfermline ever be considered for city status? Like, on what grounds could city status ever be claimed? I seriously hope this was a joke post because otherwise I'm going to be angry at the thought of this for the rest of the night. Why in f*ck would Elgin City ever have city in their name. Like on what grounds have they the right to do so? I seriously hope this joke post isn't going to make me angry any night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 Dunfermline So shite it lost out on being a city to Perth. Fucking Perth Good to see they got over it though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shooboax Posted April 4, 2016 Author Share Posted April 4, 2016 Haha nice one. Think big eh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shooboax Posted April 4, 2016 Author Share Posted April 4, 2016 Shut up, Dave. Don't be rude Estrald Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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