Gaz FFC Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 Mine's has been chipped since I got her. I would also get every dog snipped unless you specifically are going to breed them. I would also shoot every owner of a puppy farm in the country. Anyone convicted of cruelty to dogs, should be made to watch their children be beaten in front of them. Then they would be shot. It's how I roll.... Can you run for first minister so I can vote for you? Why is it we are called a nation of animal lovers yet the punishment for cruelty to animals is to do 100 lines (not coke) and sent to bed without supper? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 Hopefully these chips are big enough to choke the yappy wee shitebag dogs that yapyapyapyapyapyapyap all day and night. Like my cunting neighbour's rat on a string. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njord Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 £500 fine if you don't , aye good luck with that Adolf. Mines is a 10 year old female collie, and the rule if thumb is nothing gets done to her that I wouldn't happily do to a person, hence she didn't get 'fixed' as a pup. Would I have as an ID card if it was compulsory? Why, no. She will remain chip free, as will any subsequent dogs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Rogic Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 Both my dogs are chipped, as they are both pure Labradors we got from registered breeders. The female one bears a weird resemblance to Nicola Sturgeon, she also, on occassion licks her own arse, not sure if our First Minister does that but would not be surprised truth be told Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Rational Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 Can you run for first minister so I can vote for you? Why is it we are called a nation of animal lovers yet the punishment for cruelty to animals is to do 100 lines (not coke) and sent to bed without supper? I do bits of work from time to time for a dog rescue charity. It explains my feelings. Mine's after coming in from her walk yesterday, total mud magnet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 Mine looking all kinds of uncomfortable Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 I only want to see your dugs if they're covered in micro chips. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 I only want to see your dugs if they're covered in micro chips. Thank you. Crinkle cut or straight? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 Straight, obvz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estragon Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 I was waiting ages yesterday for my girlfriend to get back from getting the dog micro chipped yesterday. Then I remembered I don't have a girlfriend. Or a dog. And I'd just sharted on the bus to work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rizzo Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 Would only ever get a dog from a reputable rescue and all reputable rescues microchip their dogs before they let you take them home. Don't think we've ever had a dog that wasn't pre-chipped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 £500 fine if you don't , aye good luck with that Adolf. Mines is a 10 year old female collie, and the rule if thumb is nothing gets done to her that I wouldn't happily do to a person, hence she didn't get 'fixed' as a pup. Would I have as an ID card if it was compulsory? Why, no. She will remain chip free, as will any subsequent dogs. Collies are nice - is she pedigree? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 and the rule if thumb is nothing gets done to her that I wouldn't happily do to a person I bet your kids love it when you take them to the park and make them fetch sticks all day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njord Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 Collies are nice - is she pedigree? I bet your kids love it when you take them to the park and make them fetch sticks all day. I'm not a selfish b*****do, I don't have kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
williemillersmoustache Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 Both my dogs are chipped, as they are both pure Labradors we got from registered breeders. Fukkin pure labradors man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Screwinstud Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 Oor Donatella chewin' the cud, saw her chip when she was x-rayed a couple of weeks ago at the vet... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broomhill Ultra Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 Would be good if it left some kind of radioactive marker in their shite so the ignorant c***s who leave their crap all over pavements and parks could be hunted down and then shat on in front of their kids. Or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Rational Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 Move to where I live, I would reckon around 90% of us pick up at our wee park. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 Move to where I live, I would reckon around 90% of us pick up at our wee park. Do you clear up after the dog, too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Rational Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 Boom boom! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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