K.T Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 I've never eaten a pear. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bud1876 Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 Never watched any star wars films Never swam with dolphins Never drove a car legally in the UK Never drove a car here in Canada Never played as a goalkeeper ( played every other position ) Never seen ET movie Never wanted England to win anything Never seen Falkirk win at Pittodrie ( seen them win at every other ground I've been to ) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
th1stleandr0se Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 (edited) I've never been to KFC I've never tried gin or vodka I've never told a lie. And it seems I can't punctuate. Edited June 2, 2016 by th1stleandr0se 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 I have never owned a pet nor had any desire to own one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim.Lahey Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 Never ever have I ever felt so low When you gonna take me out of this black hole? Never ever have I ever felt so sad The way I'm feeling yeah, you got me feeling really bad Never ever have I had to find I've had to dig away to find my own peace of mind I've Never ever had my conscience to fight The way I'm feeling, yeah, I just don't feel right 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 I have never: Watched Titanic Watched Game of Thrones Played Candy Crush Impregnated a woman Been caught masturbating Been a millionaire 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 Thought of some more. Sung karaoke Been to Disneyland, Disneyworld, EuroDisney or any other theme park with the name 'Disney' in it. Driven over 120 mph. Grown a beard. Been set on fire whilst wearing a nylon sheep's costume on a train. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sugna Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 I've never told a lie. OK, PC Murdoch, you win the bag of granny sookers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
latapythelegend Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 I have never: Spoken to a Chinese person outside a takeaway. Watched the Lord of the Rings. Built a snowman. Been to the student union. Been in a mosque. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Worktheshaft Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 Is that in the same ball park as an Alaskan Pipeline? You're going to have to enlighten me as to what an Alaskan Pipeline is... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 Scotrail Taps Aff. Grimbo -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dee_62 Posted June 5, 2016 Share Posted June 5, 2016 Represented my country for anything Got a tattoo Had more than 3 numbers on the lottery Watched a single episode of West Wing, Prison Break or Breaking bad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted June 5, 2016 Share Posted June 5, 2016 Never been on Britain's got talent Or Jim'll fix it. Grimbo -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted June 5, 2016 Share Posted June 5, 2016 Acid is the one thing on the planet I'd recommend everyone to try once. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted June 5, 2016 Share Posted June 5, 2016 It's a thing you should do when young with minimal worries and in the right company. You may have missed the boat my good man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 5, 2016 Share Posted June 5, 2016 It's a thing you should do when young with minimal worries and in the right company. You may have missed the boat my good man. I keep meaning to get a stash to put away in case I get dumped in an old folks home surrounded by the drooling undead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kmeister Posted June 5, 2016 Share Posted June 5, 2016 I have never won the French Open Tennis tournament, a distinction I share with Andy Murray and Novak Djokovic. And in a couple of hours time two us will still never have won it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glenconner Posted June 5, 2016 Share Posted June 5, 2016 Never took part in an Orange Walk. Would like a shot of one of those big bass drums though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estragon Posted June 5, 2016 Share Posted June 5, 2016 Really should be in the top tips thread this, but if the above is a genuine ambition, simply locate and then bang a large bass drum outwith the bitter and divisive confines of our white gloved warriors I'd love to crash the cymbals together. Fancy starting a band? Brass, not orange if that's kl.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted June 5, 2016 Share Posted June 5, 2016 Never been to an international football or rugby game (though I have been to the rugby international 7s). Never seen Game of Thrones. Never sat through a Lord of the Rings film beginning to end without falling asleep. Never bought either tea or coffee for myself. Only drank tea once when about 12 and didn't like it. Never touched either since. Never been arrested, but I have been pulled-over by the police a couple of times. Never been punished for speeding. Never illegally possessed controlled substances. Never crossed the equator. Closest I've been would be Tripoli in Libya, followed by Tunis then maybe the Virginia suburbs of Washington DC? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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