The ghost of Jim Morton Posted September 17, 2016 Share Posted September 17, 2016 Here's a wee ditty I wrote in honour of The Rangers latest setbacks Warbs’s hat is broken, It fell of with a thud He thinks the newcos playing great But we know he’s a fud. He signed that Joey Barton On twenty grand a show But Joeys phucked off everyone And now he has to go The’re spending too much money, The Rangers are a mess Every time they phuck up, Warbs blames it on the press Ra peepil will start turning soon Ibrokes won’t be still be packed And the breadman and his hopeless hat Will surely be getting sacked. you're more than welcome. -5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey Tennis Posted September 17, 2016 Share Posted September 17, 2016 16 minutes ago, The ghost of Jim Morton said: Here's a wee ditty I wrote in honour of The Rangers latest setbacks Warbs’s hat is broken, It fell of with a thud He thinks the newcos playing great But we know he’s a fud. He signed that Joey Barton On twenty grand a show But Joeys phucked off everyone And now he has to go The’re spending too much money, The Rangers are a mess Every time they phuck up, Warbs blames it on the press Ra peepil will start turning soon Ibrokes won’t be still be packed And the breadman and his hopeless hat Will surely be getting sacked. you're more than welcome. Is there a tune? The final stanza does not scan at all well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The ghost of Jim Morton Posted September 17, 2016 Share Posted September 17, 2016 Just now, Monkey Tennis said: Is there a tune? The final stanza does not scan at all well. Last bit a touch forced. Tune is " My auld mans a dustman" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey Tennis Posted September 17, 2016 Share Posted September 17, 2016 Keep at it. Metre isn't everything. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
williemillersmoustache Posted September 17, 2016 Share Posted September 17, 2016 In fairness hibs have won that song and get to keep it. Words ok but a new tune required. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milhouse Posted September 17, 2016 Share Posted September 17, 2016 On 15 September 2016 at 19:52, Romeo said: "Sacred trust of upholding all that such a name means in this shrine..." Oh wait, that's NOT a parody? It just amazes me that a football club can swim in such hubris and lack of self-awareness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted September 18, 2016 Share Posted September 18, 2016 Some twitter chat (possibly/probably shite) saying he's gone "by mutual consent" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted September 18, 2016 Share Posted September 18, 2016 "Sacred trust of upholding all that such a name means in this shrine..." Oh wait, that's NOT a parody? It just amazes me that a football club can swim in such hubris and lack of self-awareness. Astounding isn't it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Monkey Tennis Posted September 18, 2016 Share Posted September 18, 2016 20 hours ago, milhouse said: "Sacred trust of upholding all that such a name means in this shrine..." Oh wait, that's NOT a parody? It just amazes me that a football club can swim in such hubris and lack of self-awareness. Always truly amazing. My favourite is the dignity chat. It's literally true that I know of no other club that claims to be so concerned with the stuff. It's also literally true that I know of no other club that displays so little of the same stuff. The gulf between what they think they project and what they actually do, could scarcely be greater. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearwithme Posted September 18, 2016 Share Posted September 18, 2016 1 hour ago, Romeo said: Some twitter chat (possibly/probably shite) saying he's gone "by mutual consent" Fake Twitter account. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbhoy Posted September 18, 2016 Share Posted September 18, 2016 The Rangers. Sitting in 5th place. 3rd equal worst defensive record in the league. 2nd equal worst scoring record. Have a minus goal difference. Title challengers. My arse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearwithme Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 Mr Barton has been suspended for 3 weeks by Rangers. We'll see how it goes.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shootingboots Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 They're desperate to get him off the wage bill. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dudu Dahan pal Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 They love a statement don't they? -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 Three week ban for St Joseph of Barton? Strange, either you bin him or get him back in the squad surely? What a club 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owsley Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 Hopefully on full pay. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 What a fucking shambles of a football club. Absolute fucking shambles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shootingboots Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 Whoever was in charge of The Rangers branding should be shot. That design on the shop at the corner of one of the stands at Ibrox 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 Joseph apparently off on his book signing for the next week or so anyways. Barry Ferguson sounds gutted on Sportsound as he feels he'll be away 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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