KnightswoodBear Posted August 27, 2016 Share Posted August 27, 2016 The Penguins Australian cousin, the Tim Tam is the king amongst biscuits and it's sits upon an icy throne. I'm getting a wee Antti Niemi just thinking about the dark chocolate ones. Thank f**k I'm going back to Oz in October. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 27, 2016 Share Posted August 27, 2016 4 hours ago, KnightswoodBear said: The Penguins Australian cousin, the Tim Tam is the king amongst biscuits and it's sits upon and icy throne. I'm getting a wee Antti Niemi just thinking about the dark chocolate ones. Thank f**k I'm going back to Oz in October. I concur. Friend brought me back some from a holiday a few months ago and they're the berries. Timtam the Bam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 8 hours ago, KnightswoodBear said: The Penguins Australian cousin, the Tim Tam is the king amongst biscuits and it's sits upon and icy throne. I'm getting a wee Antti Niemi just thinking about the dark chocolate ones. Thank f**k I'm going back to Oz in October. I've had to tell the missus to either stop buying them or hide them if she does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 The missus put a bag of opened shrimp in the freezer without sealing the bag properly. There's nothing quite like the slow-releasing stench of seafood as you're sipping on a lovingly prepared summer gin & tonic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 An open bag of onions in the freezer. Now a refreshing glass of ice cold water has the whiff of onion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 15 minutes ago, Cerberus said: An open bag of onions in the freezer. Now a refreshing glass of ice cold water has the whiff of onion. Cold water tip of the day.. a finger sized chunk or two of cucumber in the glass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 12 hours ago, KnightswoodBear said: The Penguins Australian cousin, the Tim Tam is the king amongst biscuits and it's sits upon an icy throne. ^^^^^^^^^ Kens the score Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 34 minutes ago, throbber said: Judging by your dress sense, regular fancy turn of phrase and the fact you drink water with a slice of cucumber in it, I sometimes think you are way too up market to be posting on here. Here's another cucumber tip. If you take one out of the fridge and use it on your missus, was it thoroughly first (the cucumber) or stick a condom on it to prevent any nasty infections. That more earthy for you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 4 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Here's another cucumber tip. If you take one out of the fridge and use it on your missus, was it thoroughly first (the cucumber) or stick a condom on it to prevent any nasty infections. That more earthy for you? If you stick a condom on it, you can just put it back in the fridge street after. That's a twofer right there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 Those cucumber sandwiches the Queen serves up don't seem so posh now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 7 minutes ago, mjw said: Those cucumber sandwiches the Queen serves up don't seem so posh now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 8 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Cold water tip of the day.. a finger sized chunk or two of cucumber in the glass. Talking about finger sized chunks, I stumbled across a video on tinternet last night of a guy in a Venezuelan jail being forced to eat the fingers of his severed hand. Did not watch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 This thread is utterly, brilliantly mental. [emoji23] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 Just now, Dee Man said: Talking about finger sized chunks, I stumbled across a video on tinternet last night of a guy in a Venezuelan jail being forced to eat the fingers of his severed hand. Did not watch. Raw? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 Eggs being kept in the fridge is quite a funny one as you don't buy eggs from the fridge section of the supermarket but many people see the need to keep them in the fridge. It says on the carton to keep them in the fridge after purchase. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 1 hour ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Raw? I can send you the link if you really want to find out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 2 minutes ago, Dee Man said: Talking about finger sized chunks, I stumbled across a video on tinternet last night of a guy in a Venezuelan jail being forced to eat the fingers of his severed hand. Did not watch. Marinaded with some chilli and paprika then 4 hrs in the slow cooker and they'd probably be alright. Anyway, "stumbled across". Was that after watching the latest IS vid or did it come on after Home & Away? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: Marinaded with some chilli and paprika then 4 hrs in the slow cooker and they'd probably be alright. Anyway, "stumbled across". Was that after watching the latest IS vid or did it come on after Home & Away? It somehow popped up after I googled 'Venezuelan man fed fingers of his severed hand'. Weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 Just now, Dee Man said: It somehow popped up after I googled 'Venezuelan man fed fingers of his severed hand'. Weird. It sounds a bit like Slippery on payday at Kirby vacuums. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cream Cheese Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 13 minutes ago, Jamaldo said: It says on the carton to keep them in the fridge after purchase. A cunning plan to identify societies biggest dangers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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