cyderspaceman Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 (edited) 21 minutes ago, Cerberus said: They are thrashing out the UK's new trade deal- "Get your jam, 2 furra pound." The Germans had to stop calling 'jam' , 'marmalade', because of EU regs. Can you imagine the outrage in the Express and Mail if the positions were reversed? I don't know how the German media took it. Anyway, folk probably still call jam 'marmalade' no matter what's printed on the label. I like marmalade but apparently it's because I'm auld. Youngsters don't like it. Snowflakes. Edited July 23, 2018 by cyderspaceman 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suspect Device Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 The marmalade at my breakfast in the Hotel in Greece is jam. bloody Greeks flouting the rules. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 3 minutes ago, cyderspaceman said: The Germans had to stop calling 'jam' , 'marmalade', because of EU regs. Can you imagine the outrage in the Express and Mail if the positions were reversed? I don't know how the German media took it. Anyway, folk probably still call jam 'marmalade' no matter what's printed on the label. I like marmalade but apparently it's because I'm auld. Youngsters don't like it. Snowflakes. Jeez. The Gammons are still angry over having to remove to Golliwogs from the jars. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 4 minutes ago, cyderspaceman said: The Germans had to stop calling 'jam' , 'marmalade', because of EU regs. Can you imagine the outrage in the Express and Mail if the positions were reversed? I don't know how the German media took it. Anyway, folk probably still call jam 'marmalade' no matter what's printed on the label. I like marmalade but apparently it's because I'm auld. Youngsters don't like it. Snowflakes. I can see huge problems with that “I was caught in a traffic marmalade”, “He’s a marmalady b*****d”, it could be chaos. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyderspaceman Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 3 hours ago, Granny Danger said: I would be quite happy with that type of civil unrest. Raised BP from the gammonites, heart attacks all round and pressure off the NHS. Win/win. Me too. "Remain" unrest is vastly preferable to "brexit" unrest. Would give us more space to get Indyref2 going.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyderspaceman Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 2 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: I can see huge problems with that “I was caught in a traffic marmalade”, “He’s a marmalady b*****d”, it could be chaos. Bob Marley... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zidane's child Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 17 minutes ago, ICTJohnboy said: What's the point in replacing one political party hopelessly divided on the EU with another political party hopelessly divided on the EU? Let's just have the SNP then... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 (edited) 14 minutes ago, zidane's child said: Let's just have the SNP then... Field a candidate in every constituency in Englandshire? Great idea and I can assure you they would get at least 1 vote. Edited July 23, 2018 by ICTJohnboy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 1 hour ago, cyderspaceman said: The Germans had to stop calling 'jam' , 'marmalade', because of EU regs. Can you imagine the outrage in the Express and Mail if the positions were reversed? I don't know how the German media took it. Anyway, folk probably still call jam 'marmalade' no matter what's printed on the label. I like marmalade but apparently it's because I'm auld. Youngsters don't like it. Snowflakes. Most people don't like orange shite. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 Marmalade and Peanut butter together is great Thank me later 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 2 minutes ago, topcat(The most tip top) said: Marmalade and Peanut butter together is great Thank me later 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 Marmalade and Peanut butter together is great Thank me laterMods please 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 13 minutes ago, topcat(The most tip top) said: Marmalade and Peanut butter together is great Thank me later Trump, Putin, Zionist Apartheid, a Hard Brexit; and now this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 16 minutes ago, topcat(The most tip top) said: Marmalade and Peanut butter together is great Thank me later On wholemeal toast, I can see that working. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 What do we have for breakfast after Brexit? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 3 minutes ago, Scary Bear said: What do we have for breakfast after Brexit? Chlorinated chicken nuggets. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DublinMagyar Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 What do we have for breakfast after Brexit?Sit doon and eat yer porridge 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Detournement Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 7 minutes ago, Scary Bear said: What do we have for breakfast after Brexit? Porridge obviously. And for lunch and dinner. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 Porridge obviously. And for lunch and dinner.I like milk in my porridge...well, cream really. Can I still have that? Will I have to queue for it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 Chlorinated chicken nuggets. Mmmm finger licking good. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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