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A well known P&B poster is making something for me to gift to my missus at Christmas. No pressure or anything.


I just need to carve out the bumhole and it'll be finished soon.
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Nice. Big tits and big cock like I asked for? 


When you asked for it to be modelled on you, I thought that also included a cock the size of a chapstick.
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Just now, throbber said:

Thanks - its asking how much i would be willing to pay for it though. Would maybe be worth a fiver at a push, i just want it for something that will give everyone a chuckle on Christmas day.

I usually just drop my boxers.

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Just now, throbber said:

Thanks - its asking how much i would be willing to pay for it though. Would maybe be worth a fiver at a push, i just want it for something that will give everyone a chuckle on Christmas day.

Looks like a viral marketing spoof thing to me, no harm in offering a fiver though I suppose.

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3 minutes ago, Shandon Par said:

It's one of those presents you buy for someone but secretly want for yourself.

I think my wife would bust that secret pretty sharpish.

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18 minutes ago, Shandon Par said:

It's one of those presents you buy for someone but secretly want for yourself.

Those are the best kind, I once came home with the back to the future trilogy DVD as a gift to the Mrs as she's never seen them and told her she would like them, she left half way into the first one bored to watch the iPad upstairs whilst I watched the rest and drank beers. 

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2 minutes ago, Dazzle said:

Those are the best kind, I once came home with the back to the future trilogy DVD as a gift to the Mrs as she's never seen them and told her she would like them, she left half way into the first one bored to watch the iPad upstairs whilst I watched the rest and drank beers. 

Ladies and gentlemen, P&B's husband of the year.

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2 hours ago, Bairnardo said:

The absolute best christmas present for the other half is a night away somewhere for the two of you. Epitome of selfishness dressed up as being romantic/thoughtful.

I did that.

Weekend in Dublin.

I watched football and got wasted.

Happy Birthday sweetheart :wub:

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