Spain Posted January 1, 2017 Author Share Posted January 1, 2017 Willie adie Brian may, badger loving, mullet wielding , guitarist. Bruce Forsyth, nice to see him, to see him, die Clive James, TV presenter from 80s. Murray Walker, motor racing commentator. Diana Ross, chain reaction. Aretha Franklin Neil Tennant , pet shop boy. Peter alliss, golf commentator. Jim McLean, reporter thumping ex Dundee united manager. Billy connolly. Hrh the queen. Prince Phillip Fats domino . rock n roll person. David Attenborough. Michael W 1. Joost Van Der Westhuizen (CAPTAIN) 2. Fernando Ricksen 3. Bruce Forsyth 4. Brian Reader 5. Simon Ricketts 6. Paul Gascoigne 7. Leah Bracknell 8. Abu bakr al-baghdadi 9. Ian Hamilton QC 10. Lee Kun-Hee 11. Ian Brady 12. Glen Campbell 13. Clive James 14. Prince Philip 15. Valerie Harper mozam76 1. Gord Downie b. 1964, lead singer of Canadian band The Tragically Hip 2. Fernando Ricksen b. 1976 ex Rangers player 3. Bruce Forsyth 4. Meatloaf 5. Leah Bracknell, ex Emmerdale actress 6. Shannon Doherty 7. Assem Allam, owner of Hull City 8. Kenny Sansom 9. Ivan Klasnic 10. Clive James 11. Paul Gascoigne 12. Joost van der Westhuizen 13. Donald Trump 14. Sir Alex Ferguson 15. Michael J Fox. sparky88 Terry Jones Peter Sallis Duke of Edinburgh Fernando Ricksen Pete Doherty Joost van der Westhuizen (rugby player with motor neurones) Christy Dignam (lead singer of irish band Aslan) Helen Fawkes (BBC Local news presenter) George Carey (former archbishop of canterbury) Dick van Dyke Pierre Cardin Irwin Corey Ruth Bader Ginsburg Bruce Springsteen Bill Wyman Oddy Brian Murphy (Mildred has been dead for years) George Curtis (CCFC 'living' legend) Jeff Whitefoot (last living Forest FA cup winner) Hugh Mcilmoyle (Carlisle United Statue Bloke) John Sillet (Coventry FA Cup winning manager very fat) Jerry Van Dyke (actor and less famous than his brother but pretty unwell) Yaphet Kotto (Running out of time, Man) Fats Domino (The fat man) Topol (if I were a dead man) Peter Sallis (the very last of the Summer Wine) Glen Campbell (Can't remember his Wichita Lines, Man) Karim Abdul Jabbar (Over, Unger) Brian Cant (Brian finally does, I hope) Jerry Lewis (Glaven) Dean Stockwell (Quantum leap to his death) 50/50 Winner Jim Bowen Vera Lynn Aretha Franklin Chuck Berry Rolf Harris Bill Crosby Gazza Peter Sarstedt Robbie Coltrane Stephen Hawkins Julian Bream Tommy Chong Angela Lansbury June Whitfield Ian Brady Ziggy Bruce Forsyth (captain) Nobby Stiles (vice captain) Queen Liz (parasite) Prince Philip (parasite) Fernando Ricksen (footballer) Glen Campbell (musician) Lennart Johansson (former pres of UEFA) Tim Curry (Actor) Peter Tobin (bad guy) Shannon Doherty (actress) Malcolm young (musician) Gordon Banks (goalie) Brian Wilson (Beach Boy) Robert Mugabe (Troublemaker) Freddy Jones (emmerdale actor) BigBadBassRock Nicholas Parsons (Captain) Prunella Scales (vice captain) Michael Jayston (actor 81) Michael Lonsdale (actor 85) Jim Bowen (comedian / TV presenter) Tony Green (darts commentator) The Queen Doris Day Kirk Douglas Claudia Cardinale (actress) Jimmy Armfield (ex footballer/ pundit) Geoff Boycott Bianca Jagger Alan Bennett (author etc) Clive Everton (snooker commentator) LoonsYouthTeam Fernando Ricksen (Captain, Ex-footballer who gets a good seat at Rangers games) Joost van der Westhuizen (Vice captain and Ex-South African egg chaser) Jackie Stallone (Astrologer/ Reality TV Z-lister/ Sly's Maw) Jimmy Carter (Ex-President of USA) Kirk Douglas (Actor/ Michael's Da) Dick Van Dyke (Actor/ Cockney Accent Expert) Prince Philip (Sponger/ Racist) Dennis Norden (Comedian/ Presenter) Bill Maynard (Actor/ 1970s Yorkshire Scoundrel) Peter Sallis (Actor/ Claymation Star) Clive James (Author who has been dying for years) Stanley Baxter (Scottish Actor from black and white days) Kaye Ballard (American all round entertainer) Carol Channing (American actress) Edith MacArthur (Scottish actress from Take the High Road) choirbairn Bobby Charlton (captain) Ian Thorpe (swimmer) (vice-captain) Billy McNeill Bobby Seith Doug Ellis Lawrie McMenemy Lennart Johansson Sir Bruce Forsyth Olivia de Havilland Dame Vera Lynn Prince Phillip Dennis Priestley Glynis Johns Richard Sherman Shannen Doherty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spain Posted January 1, 2017 Author Share Posted January 1, 2017 DA Baracus Bobby 'The Brain' Heenan Jimmy Carter Gerard Depardieu Ozzy Osbourne Madeleine McCann Kate McCann Robert Plant Mickey Rourke Greg 'The Hammer' Valentine Lily Allan Scott Steiner Monica Lewinsky George Harrison George Foreman Billy Dee Williams inverg-don Bruce forsyth - Captain Fernando Ricksen - vice captain Stan lee The Queen Clive James Kirk Douglas Gazza Joost van der westhuizen Tommy chong Stephen Hawking Desmond tutu Betty white Jimmy Greaves Hugh Hefner Prince Philip GingerSaint (C) Val Kilmer (57) - Batman (VC) Joost van der Westhuizen (45) - Egg Chaser Bruce Forsyth (88) - Old Guy The Queen (90) - Old Dear Prince Phillip (95) - Married to Old Dear Jake LaMotta (95) - Boxer Pele (76) - Fitba'er Fernando Ricksen (40) - Fitba'er Mario Zagallo (85) - Brazillian Fitba'er Bobby Heenan (72) - Wrestler George HW Bush (92) - President Suge Knight (51) - Psychopathic Rap Mogul Katt Williams (45) - Mentally Insane Comedian Tommy Chong (78) - Hippy Comedian Johnny Manziel (24) - Cleveland's Best Ever QB The_Craig 1 Fernando Ricksen-C 27/07/76 40 Footballer - ALS 2 Joost Van Der Westhuizen-VC 20/02/71 45 Rugger Bugger – Motor Neurone 3 Bill Clinton 19/08/46 70 Ex-President 4 Paul Gascoigne 27/05/67 49 Footballer – Bevvy Merchant 5 Jerry Maren 24/01/20 96 Last Munchkin Standing 6 Ian Brady 02/01/38 78 Bad b*****d – Suicide Watch 7 Chris Rea 04/03/51 65 Singer – Pancreatic Ca 8 Stephen Hawking 08/01/42 75 Thinker – Chairbound 9 Sir Frank Williams 16/04/42 75 F1 Boss – Quadraplegic 10 Queen Elizabeth II 21/04/26 90 The Queen 11 George H.W. Bush 12/06/24 92 Ex-Prez – Parkinsons 12 Michael Schumacher 03/01/69 46 F1 Champ – Head Injury 13 Gerard Houllier 03/09/47 6 Football Gaffer – Dodgy Ticker 14 Michael Douglas 25/09/44 72 Actor 15 Donald J. Trump 14/06/46 70 US President – A Mental blanco 1 Joost van dear westhuizen - rugby player - captain 2 Gazza - vice captain 3 Tommy Chong - Cheechs mate 4 Lester Piggott 5 Bruce Forsyth 6 Clive James 7 Prince Philip 8 Kirk Douglas 9 Michael Douglas 10 Jacques Chirac 11 Jimmy Carter 12 Craig Brown - arsehole ex Scotland manager 13 Edward Furlong -T2 actor 14 Lindsay Lohan 15 Kanye West Bishop Briggs Sharon Laws - vice-captain Nick Boles MP Leah Bracknell - captain Glenn Campbell Jimmy Carter Shannon Doherty Sir Bruce Forsyth Valerie Harper Clive James Dame Vera Lynn Chris Rea Fernando Ricksen Michael Schumacher Mario Soares Joust van der Westhuizen speckled tangerine Jimmy Carter (1/10/24-Captain) Former peanut farmer and one term US president who had a children's playground rhyme calling him a "bum farter". Mikhail Gorbachev (2/3/31-Vice Captain) Last leader of the Soviet Union. Glasnost, Perestroika, bird shit on the head and all that.... Des O'Connor (12/1/32) Housewives favourite. Morecombe and Wise weren't taking the piss when they slagged his singing. Gay Byrne (5/8/34) Last year's captain. Irish telly host of the "Late, Late Show". Take the fucking hint Gaybo. Johnnie Beattie (2/11/26) Ancient comedian, actor and host of "Now You See It". The light that is Johnnie.......walk on into it...... Tom Baker (20/1/34) Dr Who actor who travelled in a confined space with young girls offering sweets to everyone. BBC in the 1970s eh? Bruce Forsyth (22/2/28) He has no reason to live now his celebrity golf buddies are already dead. Jack Nicklaus (21/1/40) I've a load of Royal Bank fivers that will soar in value if the Golden Bear heads into the 19th one final time. Tam Dalyell (9/8/32) Aristocratic ex Labour MP. Lives at the "House of the Binns". Looks like he dresses out of one. And stinks of piss. Brian Cant (12/7/33) Famous for bairns telly like Playaway and Trumpton and not at all in any rhyme and slang way. No sirree. Jim Bowen (20/8/37) Blue northern comedian who found fame with Bullseye. For thirty pounds, spell Crematorium...... Norman Tebbit (29/3/31) Prototype cruel Tory b*****d who's wife ended up in a wheelchair thanks to the IRA and, if a normal person, would be ineligible for benefits. Alan Bennett (9/5/34) Much loved northern playwright who told the palace to ram a knighthood up their arse so i'd be sad to see go really. Queen Elizabeth (21/4/26) Supported Brexit. Married to a racist. Probably reads the Daily Mail. Won't be missed. Sheridan Smith (25/6/81) Her out of Two Pints of Lager and other serious work. A leftfield young choice based on mental health. Ludo*1 1. Ken Dodd 2. Gudrun Burwitz 3. Ian Brady 4. Elton John 5. Placido Domingo 6. Robbie Coltrane 7. Bruce Forsyth 8. Neil Diamond 9. Barry Manilow 10. Paul Gascoigne. Shite list but needed to get the 10 in. Firmly expect to be bottom. You've probably asked for 15-20 names but ach well. smpar The Queen © Bruce Forsyth Matt Groening (Simpsons creator) Earl Slick (guitarist) Ringo Starr (Beatles) David Attenborough Sir Bobby Charlton Cliff Richard Freddie Star June Brown Jimmy Carter Michael J Fox Fernando Ricksen Yasuhiro Nakasone (Japanese president) Nobby Stiles cdisaccie CAPTAIN - Leah Bracknell, 52, 12/07/64 - Actress Burt Reynolds, 80, 11/02/36 - Actor Joost van der Westhuizen, 45, 20/2/71 South African rugby player HRH Prince Philip, 95, 10/6/21 - Legend Kirk Douglas, 100, 9/12/16 - Actor Fernando Ricksen, 40, 27/7/76 - Footballer Paul Gascoigne, 49, 27/05/67 - Footballer/alky Bruce Forsyth, 88, 22/02/28 - Entertainer Gord Downie, 52, 06/02/64 - Singer Shannen Doherty, 45, 12/04/71 - Actress Steve Hewlett, - BBC Journalist Nick Boles, 51, 02/11/65 - MP Donald Trump, 70, 14/06/46 - Next US President! Bobby Heenan, 72, 01/11/44 - WWE Manager Meatloaf, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spain Posted January 1, 2017 Author Share Posted January 1, 2017 Godspeed, and Merry Dead Pool. Pre-loaded subs will be resolved later if there's any deaths. I'm off out again, ciao! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerSaint Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 Mario Zagallo, Katt Williams and Johnny Manziel solo shots for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njord Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 First thought... The Naitch is favourite. Although relying on AlS picks is dodgy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 I like the one poster on the page before who picked BB King Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spain Posted January 1, 2017 Author Share Posted January 1, 2017 I like the one poster on the page before who picked BB King My favourite is the one who knowingly gave up after 10 names. Obviously just couldn't think of any more famous people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 My favourite is the one who knowingly gave up after 10 names. Obviously just couldn't think of any more famous people. To be fair, most famous people died in 2016. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 6 minutes ago, Spain said: My favourite is the one who knowingly gave up after 10 names. Obviously just couldn't think of any more famous people. I liked Bobby Skidmarks Number 8. Batman's number shows up as a sunglasses smiley, as if BK knows something the rest of us don't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustOneCornetto Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 17 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: I like the one poster on the page before who picked BB King Someone picked George Harrison. Think it was DA Baracus who also picked Madeleine McCann Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 I'm amazed at how many Emmerdale fans there are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 2 minutes ago, Savage Henry said: I'm amazed at how many Emmerdale fans there are. Are you in Baghdad? I was hoping you weren't out shopping yesterday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 5 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Are you in Baghdad? I was hoping you weren't out shopping yesterday. Safely tucked up in the green zone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 Just now, Savage Henry said: Safely tucked up in the green zone! Are you staying there or off to the Kurdish bit again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njord Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 12 minutes ago, shieldhillsmithy said: Thought Steve Sumner and Greg Gilbert were sure fire solos Lol. Tougher then you think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 2 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Are you staying there or off to the Kurdish bit again? Off to Erbil tomorrow. Thankfully. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 My theme team are all solos. 11 big point deaths. Yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 2 minutes ago, Savage Henry said: Off to Erbil tomorrow. Thankfully. Can you just jump on a bus these days or do you have go in an armed convoy? I suppose a nondescript car on its own would be best in most circumstances. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieStevenson Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 Think I might have scraped a solo pick and a deadly duo. It's going to be a ridiculously tough year. Mo Wonderboy better win, what a terrific team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 4 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Can you just jump on a bus these days or do you have go in an armed convoy? I suppose a nondescript car on its own would be best in most circumstances. Generally speaking, if you already have a Baghdad visa, you don't need armed detail. Some employers insist on it, however. It's three big blokes in an SUV charging way too much to do far too little. Unless, of course, they are yours for the day, and you can get them to drive you to the off licences, in which case they are worth every penny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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