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Willie adie
Brian may, badger loving, mullet wielding , guitarist.
Bruce Forsyth, nice to see him, to see him, die
Clive James,  TV presenter from 80s.
Murray Walker,  motor racing commentator.
Diana Ross,  chain reaction.
Aretha Franklin
Neil Tennant , pet shop boy.
Peter alliss,  golf commentator.
Jim McLean, reporter thumping ex Dundee united manager.
Billy connolly.
Hrh the queen.
Prince Phillip 
Fats domino .  rock n roll person.
David Attenborough.

Michael W
1. Joost Van Der Westhuizen (CAPTAIN)
2. Fernando Ricksen
3. Bruce Forsyth
4. Brian Reader
5. Simon Ricketts
6. Paul Gascoigne
7. Leah Bracknell
8. Abu bakr al-baghdadi
9. Ian Hamilton QC
10. Lee Kun-Hee
11. Ian Brady
12. Glen Campbell
13. Clive James
14. Prince Philip
15. Valerie Harper

mozam76
1. Gord Downie b. 1964, lead singer of Canadian band The Tragically Hip
2. Fernando Ricksen b. 1976 ex Rangers player
3. Bruce Forsyth
4. Meatloaf
5. Leah Bracknell, ex Emmerdale actress
6. Shannon Doherty
7. Assem Allam, owner of Hull City
8. Kenny Sansom
9. Ivan Klasnic
10. Clive James
11. Paul Gascoigne
12. Joost van der Westhuizen
13. Donald Trump
14. Sir Alex Ferguson
15. Michael J Fox.

sparky88
Terry Jones
Peter Sallis
Duke of Edinburgh
Fernando Ricksen
Pete Doherty
Joost van der Westhuizen (rugby player with motor neurones)
Christy Dignam (lead singer of irish band Aslan)
Helen Fawkes (BBC Local news presenter)
George Carey (former archbishop of canterbury)
Dick van Dyke
Pierre Cardin
Irwin Corey
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Bruce Springsteen
Bill Wyman

Oddy
Brian Murphy (Mildred has been dead for years)
George Curtis (CCFC 'living' legend)
Jeff Whitefoot (last living Forest FA cup winner)
Hugh Mcilmoyle (Carlisle United Statue Bloke)
John Sillet (Coventry FA Cup winning manager very fat) 
Jerry Van Dyke (actor and less famous than his brother but pretty unwell)
Yaphet Kotto (Running out of time, Man)
Fats Domino (The fat man)
Topol (if I were a dead man)
Peter Sallis (the very last of the Summer Wine)
Glen Campbell (Can't remember his Wichita Lines, Man) 
Karim Abdul Jabbar (Over, Unger)
Brian Cant (Brian finally does, I hope)
Jerry Lewis (Glaven)
Dean Stockwell (Quantum leap to his death)

50/50 Winner
Jim Bowen
Vera Lynn
Aretha Franklin
Chuck Berry
Rolf Harris
Bill Crosby
Gazza
Peter Sarstedt
Robbie Coltrane
Stephen Hawkins
Julian Bream
Tommy Chong
Angela Lansbury
June Whitfield
Ian Brady 

Ziggy
Bruce Forsyth (captain)
Nobby Stiles (vice captain)
Queen Liz (parasite)
Prince Philip (parasite)
Fernando Ricksen (footballer)
Glen Campbell (musician)
Lennart Johansson (former pres of UEFA)
Tim Curry (Actor)
Peter Tobin (bad guy)
Shannon Doherty (actress)
Malcolm young (musician)
Gordon Banks (goalie)
Brian Wilson (Beach Boy)
Robert Mugabe (Troublemaker)
Freddy Jones (emmerdale actor)

BigBadBassRock
Nicholas Parsons (Captain)
Prunella Scales (vice captain)
Michael Jayston (actor 81)
Michael Lonsdale (actor 85)
Jim Bowen (comedian / TV presenter)
Tony Green (darts commentator)
The Queen
Doris Day
Kirk Douglas
Claudia Cardinale (actress)
Jimmy Armfield (ex footballer/ pundit)
Geoff Boycott
Bianca Jagger
Alan Bennett (author etc)
Clive Everton (snooker commentator)

LoonsYouthTeam
Fernando Ricksen (Captain, Ex-footballer who gets a good seat at Rangers games)
Joost van der Westhuizen (Vice captain and Ex-South African egg chaser)
Jackie Stallone (Astrologer/ Reality TV Z-lister/ Sly's Maw)
Jimmy Carter (Ex-President of USA)
Kirk Douglas (Actor/ Michael's Da)
Dick Van Dyke (Actor/ Cockney Accent Expert)
Prince Philip (Sponger/ Racist)
Dennis Norden (Comedian/ Presenter)
Bill Maynard (Actor/ 1970s Yorkshire Scoundrel)
Peter Sallis (Actor/ Claymation Star)
Clive James (Author who has been dying for years)
Stanley Baxter (Scottish Actor from black and white days)
Kaye Ballard (American all round entertainer)
Carol Channing (American actress)
Edith MacArthur (Scottish actress from Take the High Road)

choirbairn
Bobby Charlton (captain)
Ian Thorpe (swimmer) (vice-captain)
Billy McNeill
Bobby Seith
Doug Ellis
Lawrie McMenemy
Lennart Johansson
Sir Bruce Forsyth
Olivia de Havilland
Dame Vera Lynn
Prince Phillip
Dennis Priestley
Glynis Johns
Richard Sherman
Shannen Doherty

 

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DA Baracus
Bobby 'The Brain' Heenan
Jimmy Carter
Gerard Depardieu
Ozzy Osbourne
Madeleine McCann
Kate McCann
Robert Plant
Mickey Rourke
Greg 'The Hammer' Valentine
Lily Allan
Scott Steiner
Monica Lewinsky
George Harrison
George Foreman
Billy Dee Williams

inverg-don
Bruce forsyth - Captain
Fernando Ricksen - vice captain
Stan lee
The Queen
Clive James
Kirk Douglas
Gazza
Joost van der westhuizen
Tommy chong
Stephen Hawking
Desmond tutu
Betty white
Jimmy Greaves
Hugh Hefner
Prince Philip

GingerSaint
(C) Val Kilmer (57) - Batman
(VC) Joost van der Westhuizen (45) - Egg Chaser
Bruce Forsyth (88) - Old Guy
The Queen (90) - Old Dear
Prince Phillip (95) - Married to Old Dear
Jake LaMotta (95) - Boxer
Pele (76) - Fitba'er
Fernando Ricksen (40) - Fitba'er
Mario Zagallo (85) - Brazillian Fitba'er
Bobby Heenan (72) - Wrestler
George HW Bush (92) - President
Suge Knight (51) - Psychopathic Rap Mogul
Katt Williams (45) - Mentally Insane Comedian
Tommy Chong (78) - Hippy Comedian
Johnny Manziel (24) - Cleveland's Best Ever QB

The_Craig
1 Fernando Ricksen-C 27/07/76 40 Footballer - ALS
2 Joost Van Der Westhuizen-VC 20/02/71 45 Rugger Bugger – Motor Neurone
3 Bill Clinton 19/08/46 70 Ex-President
4 Paul Gascoigne 27/05/67 49 Footballer – Bevvy Merchant
5 Jerry Maren 24/01/20 96 Last Munchkin Standing
6 Ian Brady 02/01/38 78 Bad b*****d – Suicide Watch
7 Chris Rea 04/03/51 65 Singer – Pancreatic Ca
8 Stephen Hawking 08/01/42 75 Thinker – Chairbound
9 Sir Frank Williams 16/04/42 75 F1 Boss – Quadraplegic
10 Queen Elizabeth II 21/04/26 90 The Queen
11 George H.W. Bush 12/06/24 92 Ex-Prez – Parkinsons
12 Michael Schumacher 03/01/69 46 F1 Champ – Head Injury
13 Gerard Houllier 03/09/47 6 Football Gaffer – Dodgy Ticker
14 Michael Douglas 25/09/44 72 Actor
15 Donald J. Trump 14/06/46 70 US President – A Mental

blanco
1 Joost van dear westhuizen - rugby player - captain
2 Gazza - vice captain
3 Tommy Chong - Cheechs mate
4 Lester Piggott
5 Bruce Forsyth 
6 Clive James 
7 Prince Philip 
8 Kirk Douglas 
9 Michael Douglas 
10 Jacques Chirac 
11 Jimmy Carter
12 Craig Brown - arsehole ex Scotland manager
13 Edward Furlong -T2 actor 
14 Lindsay Lohan 
15 Kanye West

Bishop Briggs
Sharon Laws - vice-captain
Nick Boles MP
Leah Bracknell - captain
Glenn Campbell
Jimmy Carter
Shannon Doherty
Sir Bruce Forsyth
Valerie Harper
Clive James
Dame Vera Lynn
Chris Rea
Fernando Ricksen
Michael Schumacher
Mario Soares
Joust van der Westhuizen

speckled tangerine
Jimmy Carter (1/10/24-Captain) Former peanut farmer and one term US president who had a children's playground rhyme calling him a "bum farter".
Mikhail Gorbachev (2/3/31-Vice Captain) Last leader of the Soviet Union. Glasnost, Perestroika, bird shit on the head and all that....
Des O'Connor (12/1/32) Housewives favourite. Morecombe and Wise weren't taking the piss when they slagged his singing.
Gay Byrne (5/8/34) Last year's captain. Irish telly host of the "Late, Late Show". Take the fucking hint Gaybo.
Johnnie Beattie (2/11/26) Ancient comedian, actor and host of "Now You See It". The light that is Johnnie.......walk on into it......
Tom Baker (20/1/34) Dr Who actor who travelled in a confined space with young girls offering sweets to everyone. BBC in the 1970s eh?
Bruce Forsyth (22/2/28) He has no reason to live now his celebrity golf buddies are already dead.
Jack Nicklaus (21/1/40) I've a load of Royal Bank fivers that will soar in value if the Golden Bear heads into the 19th one final time.
Tam Dalyell (9/8/32) Aristocratic ex Labour MP. Lives at the "House of the Binns". Looks like he dresses out of one. And stinks of piss.
Brian Cant (12/7/33) Famous for bairns telly like Playaway and Trumpton and not at all in any rhyme and slang way. No sirree.
Jim Bowen (20/8/37) Blue northern comedian who found fame with Bullseye. For thirty pounds, spell Crematorium......
Norman Tebbit (29/3/31) Prototype cruel Tory b*****d who's wife ended up in a wheelchair thanks to the IRA and, if a normal person, would be ineligible for benefits.
Alan Bennett (9/5/34) Much loved northern playwright who told the palace to ram a knighthood up their arse so i'd be sad to see go really.
Queen Elizabeth (21/4/26) Supported Brexit. Married to a racist. Probably reads the Daily Mail. Won't be missed.
Sheridan Smith (25/6/81) Her out of Two Pints of Lager and other serious work. A leftfield young choice based on mental health. 

Ludo*1
1. Ken Dodd
2. Gudrun Burwitz
3. Ian Brady
4. Elton John
5. Placido Domingo
6. Robbie Coltrane
7. Bruce Forsyth
8. Neil Diamond
9. Barry Manilow
10. Paul Gascoigne.
Shite list but needed to get the 10 in. Firmly expect to be bottom.
You've probably asked for 15-20 names but ach well.

smpar
The Queen ©
Bruce Forsyth
Matt Groening (Simpsons creator)
Earl Slick (guitarist)
Ringo Starr (Beatles)
David Attenborough
Sir Bobby Charlton
Cliff Richard
Freddie Star
June Brown
Jimmy Carter
Michael J Fox
Fernando Ricksen
Yasuhiro Nakasone (Japanese president)
Nobby Stiles

cdisaccie
CAPTAIN - Leah Bracknell, 52, 12/07/64 - Actress
Burt Reynolds, 80, 11/02/36 - Actor
Joost van der Westhuizen, 45, 20/2/71 South African rugby player
HRH Prince Philip, 95, 10/6/21 - Legend
Kirk Douglas, 100, 9/12/16 - Actor
Fernando Ricksen, 40, 27/7/76 - Footballer
Paul Gascoigne, 49, 27/05/67 - Footballer/alky
Bruce Forsyth, 88, 22/02/28 - Entertainer
Gord Downie, 52,  06/02/64 - Singer 
Shannen Doherty, 45, 12/04/71 - Actress
Steve Hewlett, - BBC Journalist
Nick Boles, 51, 02/11/65 - MP
Donald Trump, 70, 14/06/46 - Next US President!
Bobby Heenan, 72, 01/11/44 - WWE Manager
Meatloaf, 

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I like the one poster on the page before who picked BB King


My favourite is the one who knowingly gave up after 10 names. Obviously just couldn't think of any more famous people.
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6 minutes ago, Spain said:

 


My favourite is the one who knowingly gave up after 10 names. Obviously just couldn't think of any more famous people.

 

I liked Bobby Skidmarks Number 8.  Batman's number shows up as a sunglasses smiley, as if BK knows something the rest of us don't.

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2 minutes ago, Savage Henry said:

Off to Erbil tomorrow.  Thankfully.

Can you just jump on a bus these days or do you have go in an armed convoy? I suppose a nondescript car on its own would be best in most circumstances.

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4 minutes ago, welshbairn said:

Can you just jump on a bus these days or do you have go in an armed convoy? I suppose a nondescript car on its own would be best in most circumstances.

Generally speaking, if you already have a Baghdad visa, you don't need armed detail.  Some employers insist on it, however.  It's three big blokes in an SUV charging way too much to do far too little.  Unless, of course, they are yours for the day, and you can get them to drive you to the off licences, in which case they are worth every penny.  

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