RandomGuy. Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 bois, she is trying to put the blockers on me going to Ibrox. I've already told her if it comes to it she's getting papped off in favour of ibrox. but she's no having any of it. what should i do? Minter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 1 minute ago, Dudu Dahan pal said: bois, she is trying to put the blockers on me going to Ibrox. I've already told her if it comes to it she's getting papped off in favour of ibrox. but she's no having any of it. what should i do? Would be raging if my girlfriend even had the nerve to air that thought out loud. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grass Is Greener. Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 Get her kicked in the pie, repeatedly if need be. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King_Of_Kings Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 Tell her to shut the f**k up and make you a sandwich then tell her to go and spend the afternoon cleaning the house while you take part in the biggest goading session of your life and help Mon Dieu carry Kenny Miller's corpse out of Ibrox!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dudu Dahan pal Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 14 minutes ago, RandomGuy. said: Minter. just you stick to your imaginary birds, wee man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dudu Dahan pal Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 she's a fucking bam, it's her sisters wedding tbf 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King_Of_Kings Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 7 minutes ago, Dudu Dahan pal said: she's a fucking bam, it's her sisters wedding tbf Make a compromise and go after the game to the night part, you'll just need to nip in to a toilet and wash the *** blood off yourself and you'll be good to go. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dudu Dahan pal Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 (edited) 4 minutes ago, King_Of_Kings said: Make a compromise and go after the game to the night part, you'll just need to nip in to a toilet and wash the *** blood off yourself and you'll be good to go. she doesn't get on with her so for weeks has been chopping and changing whether to go or not, asked her on Monday if she wants to go or not and she said "no, defo not" "so i'm ok buying tickets for the hibs game then aye?" "aye" tuesday afternoon: "have you bought those tickets yet as i want to go to the wedding now" me: "f**k OFF YOU, IVE ALREADY GOT THEM NOW AND IM GOING" now she is emotionally blackmailing me. wish she'd f**k off and jump from the forth road bridge, tbqh. ETA- Its in Inverness so cant go at night Edited August 3, 2017 by Dudu Dahan pal 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mon Dieu Posted August 3, 2017 Author Share Posted August 3, 2017 (edited) 48 minutes ago, Dudu Dahan pal said: bois, she is trying to put the blockers on me going to Ibrox. I've already told her if it comes to it she's getting papped off in favour of ibrox. but she's no having any of it. what should i do? Feed her to Stokesy - Edited August 3, 2017 by Mon Dieu 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HibsFan Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 Hi Mrs Dudu Dahan pal any news on whether Dudu Dahan pal can go to Ibrox COME ON THE HIBEES NLGAWA 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grass Is Greener. Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 f**k the wedding. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King_Of_Kings Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 7 minutes ago, Dudu Dahan pal said: she doesn't get on with her so for weeks has been chopping and changing whether to go or not, asked her on Monday if she wants to go or not and she said "no, defo not" "so i'm ok buying tickets for the hibs game then aye?" "aye" tuesday afternoon: "have you bought those tickets yet as i want to go to the wedding now" me: "f**k OFF YOU, IVE ALREADY GOT THEM NOW AND IM GOING" now she is emotionally blackmailing me. wish she'd f**k off and jump from the forth road bridge, tbqh. ETA- Its in Inverness so cant go at night Jesus, that's quite the predicament. Try emotionally blackmailing her back, tell her you'll never be able to look at her the same way again if she denies you from seeing Lennon's bois body the **** on their own patch!! In the end of the day it's her fault for messing you about so I wouldn't feel guilty if I were you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dudu Dahan pal Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 11 minutes ago, King_Of_Kings said: Jesus, that's quite the predicament. Try emotionally blackmailing her back, tell her you'll never be able to look at her the same way again if she denies you from seeing Lennon's bois body the **** on their own patch!! In the end of the day it's her fault for messing you about so I wouldn't feel guilty if I were you. i've got just over a week to grow a set and tell her to bolt as im going *** bashing. will i do it? probably no 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 47 minutes ago, Dudu Dahan pal said: bois, she is trying to put the blockers on me going to Ibrox. I've already told her if it comes to it she's getting papped off in favour of ibrox. but she's no having any of it. what should i do? If you tell her she's getting papped off then surely it doesn't matter whether she's having it or not. Sounds like she's dishing out the telts and you'll soon have a ticket for sale. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dudu Dahan pal Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 2 minutes ago, Dee Man said: If you tell her she's getting papped off then surely it doesn't matter whether she's having it or not. Sounds like she's dishing out the telts and you'll soon have a ticket for sale. empty threats m8 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King_Of_Kings Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 5 minutes ago, Dudu Dahan pal said: i've got just over a week to grow a set and tell her to bolt as im going *** bashing. will i do it? probably no What's the worst that will happen? She'll be pissed off for a couple of weeks then things will return to normal. Go on pal get her kicked in the pie, you know you want to!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 3 minutes ago, Dudu Dahan pal said: empty threats m8 Imagine you are Eric and the leather jacket is her pie. Spoiler 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 (edited) the best thing this season (other than us winning more trophies & playing in Europe) is going to be watching Hibs utterly eviscerate the junior Edinburgh wannabe ***s. I cannot wait. Edited August 3, 2017 by Romeo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King_Of_Kings Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 Imagine you are Nigel De Jong and your girlfriend is Xabi Alonso 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lebowski Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 Is this a roundabout way of saying there's a spare ticket going... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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