Boghead ranter Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 2 hours ago, Blootoon87 said: I assume it was to try and stop him shagging around. Pints and fags would soon dislodge the garlic aroma though. Never mind shagging around, I think it was to stop ANY human being coming within 10 feet of me. Didnae work, on either front. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 Never mind shagging around, I think it was to stop ANY human being coming within 10 feet of me. Didnae work, on either front. #shagger #tacticalgenius 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 1 minute ago, Sweet Pete said: #shagger #tacticalgenius *retired 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 *retired You'll be eligible for a legend manager role now then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 What the f**k is a bidey-in? Regardless of what it is, it sounds to me like an 'eggy dip dip" type term. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Honest_Man#1 said: What the f**k is a bidey-in? Regardless of what it is, it sounds to me like an 'eggy dip dip" type term. I'm pretty certain this is the 2nd time that this has been asked and answered in the past fortnight. I'm also pretty certain that those who don't know the phrase are c***s or under 30. Same thing, really. Edited July 12, 2017 by The_Kincardine 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bidey-in Quote Scottish term for a live in lover or common law spouse. Traditionally carried an air of scandal and therefore a long time favourite term used by sweetie wives over a cup of tea. Now a widespread acceptable practice, the term has lost some of it's connotations. After his wife died the Minister was tempted to have a bidey-in but knew his parishioners would frown upon such behaviour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 Was that around the time putting an onion on your belt was the fashion? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbhoy Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 She has a nagging fit when things she wants me to do don't get done WHEN she wants it done, out of the blue come wee reminders that keep getting more often like she is giving birth to a fight. I must point out that this isn't a common occurrence and is now and then thing because she is unable to do so. Different story when I ask her to do shit I can't though? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 Why would anyone's Mrs moan about them going out for a few jars? Mine couldnt care less as long as I don't take the piss. Infact I think she likes to get rid of me to watch the shite I don't let her watch when I'm in like Love Island/Towie/Say yes to the dress etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 TowelsMen - Have shower, dry with towel, hang towel over side of bath to dry or put in washing basket. Done.Women - Shower. Wander round flat with one towel round body and one round hair. Faff about. When eventually finished the towels might be on bedroom floor soaking into carpet, in a ball in bath not drying or worse of all on bed soaking into duvet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hardest ned in glasgow Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 On 08/06/2017 at 13:57, Dee Man said: Bath's are rank full stop. If you're going to wash yourself in a bath full of all your own gunk then I doubt an added bit of your missus' lady dirt is going to make much difference, unless she's just back from a shift down the mines. but yer in yer own gunk just walking about wae the dirt in the environment. I presume you wear a bio hazard suit at alltimes? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 13, 2017 Author Share Posted July 13, 2017 24 minutes ago, hardest ned in glasgow said: but yer in yer own gunk just walking about wae the dirt in the environment. I presume you wear a bio hazard suit at alltimes? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 36 minutes ago, MEADOWXI said: Towels Men - Have shower, dry with towel, put in washing basket. . What!!! A wet towel in the washing basket. That should be an actual crime 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 What!!! A wet towel in the washing basket. That should be an actual crime Better than over the end of the bed where one end on the carpet and the other on the duvet managing to make both of them wet 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 11 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Your missus must have tremendous tits/be a cracking ride/be loaded. That's the only things I can assume. Well she's certainly got one massive tit in her life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 If I was going out every weekend without her then that'd obviously be a problem but it's very rare. A lot of my friends go out with her friends anyway so most of the time we're all out together. It's only ever an issue when I try to appease her by saying I'll be straight home after the football knowing full well I'll likely end up going to the pub. I'll need to stop that. That said, I don't give a f**k if she goes to the pub with folk from work or her friends etc so expect the same treatment. We've both started our first 'real' jobs this summer after finishing Uni and aren't seeing each other as much during the week, so looking forward to the 'we never spend time together' patter on Saturdays when I'm away to the football. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 9 hours ago, The_Kincardine said: I'm pretty certain this is the 2nd time that this has been asked and answered in the past fortnight. I'm also pretty certain that those who don't know the phrase are c***s or under 30. Same thing, really. 'Drunken old beast phrases' thread for this pish. 9 hours ago, Boghead ranter said: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bidey-in So based on that it's basically a partner? Or someone you're shagging but not officially going out with but live with? Either way, a dreadful term. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 So based on that it's basically a partner? Or someone you're shagging but not officially going out with but live with? Either way, a dreadful term. I've always understood it as your partner, but you're living together. Not just "going out". Had never heard it until moving north. Shite term indeed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 9 minutes ago, Honest_Man#1 said: 'Drunken old beast phrases' thread for this pish. So based on that it's basically a partner? Or someone you're shagging but not officially going out with but live with? Either way, a dreadful term. I understand it as a live-in partner, aye. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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