throbber Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 No matter how many times i ask her, she still refuses to insert household items into my anus. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 Just now, throbber said: No matter how many times i ask her, she still refuses to insert household items into my anus. I'll do it, as long as I get to choose which ones. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 2 minutes ago, throbber said: No matter how many times i ask her, she still refuses to insert household items into my anus. Throbber returns home to find his sex toy collection has been cleared out the pleasure room. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 Just now, Sergeant Wilson said: I'll do it, as long as I get to choose which ones. I want one of the rubber ducks by the bath. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 3 minutes ago, throbber said: No matter how many times i ask her, she still refuses to insert household items into my anus. Maybe she'll change her mind if you offer to stop doing it with hers? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 Just now, throbber said: I want one of the rubber ducks by the bath. This one? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 No Sporks in that cutlery drawer? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 29 minutes ago, throbber said: No matter how many times i ask her, she still refuses to insert household items into my anus. I have been trying to get the broom removed from mine for years. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 (edited) 1 hour ago, milton75 said: I have a pot, a griddle-pan, and two pans on that rack. I use the term flexibly. But the point remains that they MUST go in that order. RE the cutlery thing; anyone that isn't a savage goes fork, spoon, knife. Tell me this: in what order do you place those items of cutlery on the table? That's correct. Well, if you use the term loosely, have an arbitrary order and use it for products which have another place, Im entirely on her side. I dont eat 3 course meals. The most time efficient way to place cutlery is to have the forks and knives next to each other. I save 0.000something of a second every time I dont have to cross the spoons. Over a lifetime that could add up to a half a second Edited July 10, 2017 by whiskychimp 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 1 hour ago, milton75 said: Anyway, the point of this is not a discussion about whether I am right or wrong. It should be assumed that I am right, or at least not prepared to admit when I am wrong. The point is that my girlfriend DEFIES me. I'd answered before seeing this. If you'd just put that as your point Id have been all for it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 I'd answered before seeing this. If you'd just put that as your point Id have been all for it I appreciate your candour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 Why am I not allowed to use the toilet for 15 minutes after she's put bleach in the bowl? Infuriating and incomprehensible. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 15 minutes ago, whiskychimp said: Why am I not allowed to use the toilet for 15 minutes after she's put bleach in the bowl? Infuriating and incomprehensible. "Cause it will splash up and burn your arse! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 1 hour ago, throbber said: I want one of the rubber ducks by the bath. Real team found. Spoiler 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeTillEhDeh Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 OCD thread for this pish. Yep - says more about him than his partner. [emoji48] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbhoy Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 3 hours ago, whiskychimp said: You have a pot on the utensils rack. Also, fork spoon knife. Who the f**k goes fork spoon knife? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbhoy Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 2 hours ago, throbber said: No matter how many times i ask her, she still refuses to insert household items into my anus. But I'm sure she does tell you where to ram things though, so why should she bother when you've self mutilating yourself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbhoy Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 55 minutes ago, whiskychimp said: Why am I not allowed to use the toilet for 15 minutes after she's put bleach in the bowl? Infuriating and incomprehensible. To give the bleach time to kill the germs and bacteria. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 41 minutes ago, hellbhoy said: To give the bleach time to kill 99.9% of the germs and bacteria. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbhoy Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 Smart arse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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