Cerberus Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 Text: There's a really dodgy gypsy looking wifie hanging about the street. Im off to the post office now but Im tempted to run back. Me: Hmm sounds dodgy. Maybe she's looking to steal a cat or something. Text: Right, Im running back now. Much hilarity from me. Text: Got back, she's gone and cat is still sleeping on couch. Be a wear of gypsies stealing cats. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 Before I go to pick up a takeaway i'll stick a couple of plates in the oven to heat them up, when I get back she will stick the food straight onto stone fuckin cold plates. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbhoy Posted July 5, 2017 Share Posted July 5, 2017 Invites us to things I didn't even agree too, or more to the point she never fucking told me in the first place. Just about springs it on me hours before we have to go were I can't argue I can't be arsed because they are expecting us and she doesn't want to be rude. Works out OK most of the times but when it doesn't it doesn't although watching HER friends having a marital breakdown can be very entertaining I sometimes insist I would like to stay longer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 5, 2017 Author Share Posted July 5, 2017 Her shitey music. Elton fucking John or Dolly Parton more often than not. Brutal ear rape. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted July 5, 2017 Share Posted July 5, 2017 Invites us to things I didn't even agree too, or more to the point she never fucking told me in the first place. Just about springs it on me hours before we have to go were I can't argue I can't be arsed because they are expecting us and she doesn't want to be rude. Works out OK most of the times but when it doesn't it doesn't although watching HER friends having a marital breakdown can be very entertaining I sometimes insist I would like to stay longer. [emoji4] I get this pretty often. If I'm being entirely honest she usually has told me in the middle of a long winded, one way conversation that I have been absent mindedly nodding along to. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted July 5, 2017 Share Posted July 5, 2017 Her shitey music. Elton fucking John or Dolly Parton more often than not. Brutal ear rape. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted July 5, 2017 Share Posted July 5, 2017 3 hours ago, Alert Mongoose said: I get this pretty often. If I'm being entirely honest she usually has told me in the middle of a long winded, one way conversation that I have been absent mindedly nodding along to. That's what she says she did. Doesn't mean that she did. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted July 5, 2017 Share Posted July 5, 2017 I don't know why all of you put up with that shite. Everyone likes their hole, but I don't think it's worth that amount of hassle. Have a w**k FFS. There's a lot of ridiculous, silly wee things moaned about on here. There's a cracking 'school of life' video clip about how to develop a happy and sane relationship that folk should be watching. Basically we all (give or take) do wee things that are annoying to other people. That's absolutely normal. The key is to find a way to make a light hearted joke about it - to let your other half know. I can't stress enough that this joke has to be light - taking the piss will just make things much, much worse. Get them to acknowledge the annoying things (and obviously we need to acknowledge ours) and then compromises can be found. It also gets the anger off your chest cos you know it's been raised. I can't recommend the 'school of life' series highly enough. They're short clips but pretty deep. Absolutely brilliant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bernardblack Posted July 5, 2017 Share Posted July 5, 2017 Ahead of us heading out somewhere for a particular time, she'll run late and spend ages in the bathroom before giving me a grand 10 mins for the whole shit, shave, shower and brushing of teeth. Then I'll get the "you ready yet, we need to go soon!". That or "don't take the bus to the station, I'll give you a lift in", only to end up running late and having me sweat about missing my train / coach. My mum is awful for the latter, where if a train station is 15 mins away, she'll leave at 6:03 for a 6:15 train, usually ending up stuck behind a tractor, horse box or Sunday driver. The latter, 100%"Don't worry I'll give you a lift in" turns a very peaceful walk somewhere into a fit of panic about lost keys, being late and only getting there with about ten seconds to spare. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harry94 Posted July 5, 2017 Share Posted July 5, 2017 Anyone being forced to bare this god awful shite on TV right now? I want to fucking nuke this island they are on and the ITV production offices. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted July 5, 2017 Share Posted July 5, 2017 10 hours ago, pandarilla said: There's a lot of ridiculous, silly wee things moaned about on here. There's a cracking 'school of life' video clip about how to develop a happy and sane relationship that folk should be watching. Basically we all (give or take) do wee things that are annoying to other people. That's absolutely normal. The key is to find a way to make a light hearted joke about it - to let your other half know. I can't stress enough that this joke has to be light - taking the piss will just make things much, much worse. Get them to acknowledge the annoying things (and obviously we need to acknowledge ours) and then compromises can be found. It also gets the anger off your chest cos you know it's been raised. I can't recommend the 'school of life' series highly enough. They're short clips but pretty deep. Absolutely brilliant. THIS IS HORSE SHIT 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted July 5, 2017 Share Posted July 5, 2017 17 hours ago, Dee Man said: Her shitey music. Elton fucking John or Dolly Parton more often than not. Brutal ear rape. It's no sacrifice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted July 5, 2017 Share Posted July 5, 2017 10 hours ago, pandarilla said: Basically we all (give or take) do wee things that are annoying to other people. That's absolutely normal. The key is to find a way to make a light hearted joke about it - to let your other half know. I can't stress enough that this joke has to be light - taking the piss will just make things much, much worse. I sympathise with this Pandy but have never been able to make it work in practice - which is probably why I'm twice divorced. There should be a way of finding common ground but too often domestic arrangements founder on utter trivia which escalate to light spats then to 'do you really love me' arguments to 'well we need to part' explosions. This thread is testament to how the trite and the petty ruin relationships. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted July 5, 2017 Share Posted July 5, 2017 Baking is a current one. I do most of the cooking in our household. Reasons being 1) I'm better at it. 2) I'm a pure modern man an that. 3) I like it, and it gets me out of all the other stuff I don't like/I'm shit at, like washing clothes, vacuuming, caring. I keep the kitchen very clean. The work surfaces are stainless steel, and while I like the whole professional kitchen vibe they give, they're bad for showing up the slightest mess as a crumb and stain holocaust. So I'm always cleaning up as I go, tidying away what's sitting out. She decides to bake cupcakes today and, as usual, the result is that the surfaces look as though Pacino has been filming Scarface while juggling jars of jam. She knows this infuriates me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 5, 2017 Share Posted July 5, 2017 25 minutes ago, whiskychimp said: THIS IS HORSE SHIT Couldn't have put it better. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted July 5, 2017 Share Posted July 5, 2017 On 01/07/2017 at 00:08, hellbhoy said: I'll bet it didn't bother you during the act though. It didn't, no. Problem? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted July 5, 2017 Share Posted July 5, 2017 1 hour ago, The_Kincardine said: I sympathise with this Pandy but have never been able to make it work in practice - which is probably why I'm twice divorced. There should be a way of finding common ground but too often domestic arrangements founder on utter trivia which escalate to light spats then to 'do you really love me' arguments to 'well we need to part' explosions. This thread is testament to how the trite and the petty ruin relationships. You're divorced twice? Never heard that before. Come on. Share some of your (I assume grammar school education) nuggets, or cocaine cacophonies, should it be said? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted July 5, 2017 Share Posted July 5, 2017 Absolutely staggered at the revelation Kincardine can't take a joke tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted July 5, 2017 Share Posted July 5, 2017 3 minutes ago, Jimmy85 said: Absolutely staggered at the revelation Kincardine can't take a joke tbh. Just wait to get wordered into stupidity. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted July 5, 2017 Share Posted July 5, 2017 Absolutely staggered at the revelation Kincardine can't take a joke tbh. Think after 5 years of his club being nothing but a joke he'd be used to it... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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