Black Dug Posted May 30, 2019 Share Posted May 30, 2019 Every time the missus asks ‘you working from home today’? Aye I say.‘In that case would you mind putting a wash on, then putting them out to dry, walk the dog, do the ASDA shop and drop this parcel off at the post office, oh and if your just nipping into town could you pick up some dry cleaning for me??She thinks it actually means you’ve got the whole day off!? Mate, if you are actually working when you are working from home then you're doing it wrong. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockMusic Posted May 30, 2019 Share Posted May 30, 2019 8 hours ago, Clockwork said: Every time the missus asks ‘you working from home today’? Aye I say. ‘In that case would you mind putting a wash on, then putting them out to dry, walk the dog, do the ASDA shop and drop this parcel off at the post office, oh and if your just nipping into town could you pick up some dry cleaning for me?? She thinks it actually means you’ve got the whole day off!? Mine is worse. When I've got holiday time off when she hasn't I get told that I'm not on holiday (ie, I've to work like a dog on chores all day and still get shouted at for it not being good enough when she returns). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 30, 2019 Share Posted May 30, 2019 1 hour ago, RockMusic said: Mine is worse. When I've got holiday time off when she hasn't I get told that I'm not on holiday (ie, I've to work like a dog on chores all day and still get shouted at for it not being good enough when she returns). Are you forced to do it in a rubber suit? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted May 30, 2019 Share Posted May 30, 2019 Everyone knows working from home is corporate chat for having a couple of fly ones during the day. Why are people ripping the pish out of the companies trust by doing chores and getting groceries? Get that laptop fired onto Xhamster like everyone else 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 30, 2019 Author Share Posted May 30, 2019 2 hours ago, RockMusic said: Mine is worse. When I've got holiday time off when she hasn't I get told that I'm not on holiday (ie, I've to work like a dog on chores all day and still get shouted at for it not being good enough when she returns). No offence, but she sounds like a right boot. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted May 30, 2019 Share Posted May 30, 2019 2 hours ago, RockMusic said: Mine is worse. When I've got holiday time off when she hasn't I get told that I'm not on holiday (ie, I've to work like a dog on chores all day and still get shouted at for it not being good enough when she returns). The P&B solution would be to kick her in the pie. Get your shooting boots on lad.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldbitterandgrumpy Posted May 30, 2019 Share Posted May 30, 2019 22 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Where do you store your bread products? Let me guess, in the fridge. Aye. And? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldbitterandgrumpy Posted May 30, 2019 Share Posted May 30, 2019 On 5/29/2019 at 21:30, ICTJohnboy said: Whenever our door bell rings she always says : "Oh will you get it?" This is been happening ever since that poor guy in Nairn was shot dead on his doorstep when he answered his door way back in 2004. (We lived in that area at that time and she's never forgotten it) To the best of my knowledge they never caught the guy who did it. Better safe than sorry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted May 30, 2019 Share Posted May 30, 2019 2 minutes ago, oldbitterandgrumpy said: To the best of my knowledge they never caught the guy who did it. Better safe than sorry. No, he's still at large. It is an interesting story..... https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-highlands-islands-42056011 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldbitterandgrumpy Posted May 30, 2019 Share Posted May 30, 2019 Just now, ICTJohnboy said: No, he's still at large. It is an interesting story..... https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-highlands-islands-42056011 I was living in Inverness at the time and couldn't get over the national media's attention on Nairn . Couldn't get over that something like that could actually happen in Nairn. It is, indeed an interesting story. Maybe even up there with the Renee MacRae story. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 30, 2019 Share Posted May 30, 2019 28 minutes ago, Dee Man said: No offence, but she sounds like a right boot. I doubt he's in a position to be fussy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted May 30, 2019 Share Posted May 30, 2019 3 minutes ago, oldbitterandgrumpy said: I was living in Inverness at the time and couldn't get over the national media's attention on Nairn . Couldn't get over that something like that could actually happen in Nairn. It is, indeed an interesting story. Maybe even up there with the Renee MacRae story. Yeah, if you're going to murder somebody Inverness/Nairn area is probably a good place to start. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldbitterandgrumpy Posted May 30, 2019 Share Posted May 30, 2019 1 minute ago, ICTJohnboy said: Yeah, if you're going to murder somebody Inverness/Nairn area is probably a good place to start. Isn't Renee MacRae still officially 'missing'? If so, you've nailed it. If you want to murder someone, first port of call should be the Highlands. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 30, 2019 Author Share Posted May 30, 2019 6 minutes ago, oldbitterandgrumpy said: Isn't Renee MacRae still officially 'missing'? If so, you've nailed it. If you want to murder someone, first port of call should be the Highlands. She could be about to be found... https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/renee-macrae-murder-detectives-interview-witness-in-spain-3l2t6sh0v 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 30, 2019 Share Posted May 30, 2019 Just now, Dee Man said: She could be about to be found... https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/renee-macrae-murder-detectives-interview-witness-in-spain-3l2t6sh0v The Loch Ness monster will have scoffed her and the bairn. IMHO 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 30, 2019 Author Share Posted May 30, 2019 3 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: The Loch Ness monster will have scoffed her and the bairn. IMHO Tell it to the judge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 30, 2019 Share Posted May 30, 2019 Just now, Dee Man said: Tell it to the judge. I am the judge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 30, 2019 Share Posted May 30, 2019 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I am the judge. Hear ye, hear ye This court is now in session His honor Judge Pigmeat Markham residing... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockMusic Posted May 30, 2019 Share Posted May 30, 2019 2 hours ago, Dee Man said: No offence, but she sounds like a right boot. None taken. Actually, she's more of a complete psycho. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockMusic Posted May 30, 2019 Share Posted May 30, 2019 3 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Are you forced to do it in a rubber suit? I'm being truthful here - that would just encourage her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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