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11 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:

I don't think I was aware that you had sired a child Gaz, unless this is the first mention on here. Congratulations brother.

Thank you.

Yeah he came just before Halloween and I kept it low profile on here.

Wee belter but the poor wee c**t doesn't know what he's in for once he's old enough to go to football.

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10 minutes ago, mizfit said:

Started talking about going abroad this year. Told her immediately Turkey & Dubai are both big no’s for me.

Within 10 minutes she’s decided that because her friend likes turkey we’re going.

I wasn't keen to get taken to Dubai but actually liked it.

A bit of a culture shock but seem serious money out there.

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38 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:

I don't think I was aware that you had sired a child Gaz, unless this is the first mention on here. Congratulations brother.

He’ll not be reproducing any more if his wife reads the last sentence of that post. 

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7 hours ago, Gaz FFC said:

Wee belter but the poor wee c**t doesn't know what he's in for once he's old enough to go to football.

I couldn't wait to have a boy and take him (subject him) to the football. Despite my attempts he literally has no interest in watching or playing it. He's probably seen the state his da gets in over it and decided it's not for him. 

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2 hours ago, Dee Man said:

I couldn't wait to have a boy and take him (subject him) to the football. Despite my attempts he literally has no interest in watching or playing it. He's probably seen the state his da gets in over it and decided it's not for him. 

Seems to be more common that kids are no longer interested in football or if they are it's the massive clubs who don't really need them.

Will be a tough ask to keep the wee man from the clutches of the super clubs and Interested in the fortunes of Falkirk but I will give it my best shot

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Seems to be more common that kids are no longer interested in football or if they are it's the massive clubs who don't really need them.
Will be a tough ask to keep the wee man from the clutches of the super clubs and Interested in the fortunes of Falkirk but I will give it my best shot
My kids were the same. Took them to the Rovers when they were small and after a while it was obvious they weren't interested. Middle son returned in his teens for a while but now in his late 20s he supports Liverpool. Eldest son, now 30, has been coming with me for a few years now and can't wait to subject his under one year old son to the torture. [emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]
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I'm on nightshift so on my nights off I don't go through to bed until about 3 or 4 in the morning. 

I usually walk in and she's obviously sound asleep but the tv is usually on as she's nodded off while watching it. 

The other night was the usual so I turned telly off and jumped into bed but I've obviously disturbed her slightly as I got in - probably because she's lying starfished taking up an entire king bed to herself. Anyhow I have a swatch at my phone on the dimmest backlight setting and she goes, "Can you turn that off, it's annoying me".

U wot m8?

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Started talking about going abroad this year. Told her immediately Turkey & Dubai are both big no’s for me.

Within 10 minutes she’s decided that because her friend likes turkey we’re going.
Think I posted on the travel forum last year, I was dead against turkey and the Mrs fancied it. One of my mates went to Belek the year before and recommended it. We stayed in the same hotel he did and I would absolutely 100% go back.
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In my view anyone not doing shift work, and getting up later than 06.30 is a total waster. 

As for these multiple alarms, show some backbone, ffs. I used to work with a lad who was constantly being pulled in front of HR for being at minus 20+ hours on his flexitime. He was constantly coming rushing in at 09.30, muttering about "buses" being the issue, when everyone was supposed to start at 08.30. Then, rather that stay a bit later to make up for it, he'd be out the door sharp.

He always said that he "really tried" to get up when his alarm went off. :lol:

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14 hours ago, Bairnardo said:

Fucking hell.

Seen it all now.

Said without a hint of irony too. Astonishing.

33 minutes ago, milton75 said:

In my view anyone not doing shift work, and getting up later than 06.30 is a total waster. 

As for these multiple alarms, show some backbone, ffs. I used to work with a lad who was constantly being pulled in front of HR for being at minus 20+ hours on his flexitime. He was constantly coming rushing in at 09.30, muttering about "buses" being the issue, when everyone was supposed to start at 08.30. Then, rather that stay a bit later to make up for it, he'd be out the door sharp.

He always said that he "really tried" to get up when his alarm went off. :lol:

What do you do at half 6 in the morning?

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12 minutes ago, The Moonster said:

What do you do at half 6 in the morning?

At half 6 I'm finishing my breakfast and listening to the radio. I get up at 5.50 though.

I like to get in to the office early (if I'm in Glasgow I get in about 7.15). This mean I can f-ck off early and take what amounts to nearly a half-day every Friday.

I also like to start with some hot yoga, flex in the mirror, and post linkedin missives about dominating the day. Not really, but I do like an early start. 

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Just now, milton75 said:

At half 6 I'm finishing my breakfast and listening to the radio. I get up at 5.50 though.

I like to get in to the office early (if I'm in Glasgow I get in about 7.15). This mean I can f-ck off early and take what amounts to nearly a half-day every Friday.

I also like to start with some hot yoga, flex in the mirror, and post linkedin missives about dominating the day. Not really, but I do like an early start. 

What time do you go to bed?

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2 minutes ago, jamieson87 said:

What time do you go to bed?

About 10ish. 10.30 at the latest. 

I used to go to bad a lot later, but I realised that I was just watching really shit TV. If I'm in bed by 10.15 I can read till 11 and still get as much sleep as I need.

 

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