NJ2 Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 18:18 departing Aberdeen has been boarded. Nothing to report yet. Have forgotten headphones again but in the quiet carriage so hopefully the general public don’t let themselves down on this journey 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 1839 leaving at fucking 1905 and some p***k is messaging with very loud what's app sounds. f**k off c**t 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 1839 leaving at fucking 1905 and some p***k is messaging with very loud what's app sounds. f**k off c**tThe tannoy boy (presumably not his actual name nor job title) has been sure to mention that phones are to be on silent in the quiet carriage. So far everyone has played the game. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 2 minutes ago, NJ2 said: The tannoy boy (presumably not his actual name nor job title) has been sure to mention that phones are to be on silent in the quiet carriage. So far everyone has played the game. Aye, but the Trolley Man hasn't been yet and my alcohol level is running low. Got any spare? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 Aye, but the Trolley Man hasn't been yet and my alcohol level is running low. Got any spare?Very true, no sign of that tadger. I certainly didn’t board empty handed...you brought your own straw though? Could chuck you in a can until such times as the mobile catering unit appears 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 1 minute ago, NJ2 said: Very true, no sign of that tadger. I certainly didn’t board empty handed...you brought your own straw though? Could chuck you in a can until such times as the mobile catering unit appears Cheers man, 3 seats back assuming you're the one with the ginger bird's nest on top? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 Cheers man, 3 seats back assuming you're the one with the ginger bird's nest on top?Absolutely fucking not, call me a ginger you cheeky arsehole. I want to look for this boy but I’m genuinely terrified you’ll see me and kill me as that’s what strangers from the internet do. I assume you’re in the quiet carriage as well? One 500ml can (my last as it happens) can be delivered if you reveal your seat number ETA: here’s drinks cart, buy your own you freeloader...calling me ginger, bloody liberty. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 2 minutes ago, NJ2 said: Absolutely fucking not, call me a ginger you cheeky arsehole. I want to look for this boy but I’m genuinely terrified you’ll see me and kill me as that’s what strangers from the internet do. I assume you’re in the quiet carriage as well? One 500ml can (my last as it happens) can be delivered if you reveal your seat number Hang on, I'll just check the reservation tag for some poor biddy who thought it meant anything. 19C. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 Hang on, I'll just check the reservation tag for some poor biddy who thought it meant anything. 19C.19C? Train I’m on is just numbered seating, no letters. Unless C is your carriage in which case you’re fucked as I will not be venturing from the quiet carriage (B). The trolley has now passed me and I won’t be able to replenish so unfortunately. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 It sounds like the 18.18 from Aberdeen is about to get its own wanking carriage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 It sounds like the 18.18 from Aberdeen is about to get its own wanking carriage.Let me finish my cans and I’ll join you, which carriage? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 Let’s hope there’s a derailment at Stonehaven (no euph). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 Let’s hope there’s a derailment at Stonehaven (no euph).We’re already past Stonehaven. So it’s full steam ahead to bandit country from here, then the glorious Kingdom... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 3 minutes ago, NJ2 said: We’re already past Stonehaven. So it’s full steam ahead to bandit country from here, then the glorious Kingdom... I would wave as you went past but it's too fucking cold. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 I would wave as you went past but it's too fucking cold.Past? That’s where I will alight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 1 minute ago, NJ2 said: Past? That’s where I will alight. I'll text 61016 and tell them to expect you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 (edited) Also en route Aberdeen and no C*** in my carriage it seems. Quiet civilised folks, reading, drinking. No C***ery at all. Edited December 20, 2018 by Bold Rover Autocorrected 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 I'll text 61016 and tell them to expect you.Please don’t. I was thinking about stopping past Cadora’s for some food. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 There’s a chap coughing a lot now. Mildly irritating but as I’ve done my fair share of coughing due to a pesky cold I’ll let him off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 We’ve got a c**t! Boy has taken a call (in the quiet carriage!) and said he’ll see the person on the other end when he gets there. He then asks what’s it like there, is it cold? This train terminated on Leeds! Chances are on the evening of the 20th December every stop between inverkeithing and Leeds will be cold, you fud! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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