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So 3 of you on a train together , selfie ?

I think welshy was at it. There’s no 19C and he went decidedly quiet when I queried it. Bold Rover suggested he was heading to Aberdeen. I’m coach B and willing to take photos with fans.
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1 hour ago, NJ2 said:


I think welshy was at it. There’s no 19C and he went decidedly quiet when I queried it. Bold Rover suggested he was heading to Aberdeen. I’m coach B and willing to take photos with fans severed heads

FTFY

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Was NJ2 heading south. I was on the 1742 Glasgow to Aberdeen which eventually arrived at 2218 Day for about90 mins at Montrose because of a fire near the line. Apparently.

Indeed I was. No more Aberdeen until after Christmas for me. I don’t think we passed Montrose, train ran on time to the minute. LNER really do piss on scotrail.
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16 hours ago, NJ2 said:


I think welshy was at it. There’s no 19C and he went decidedly quiet when I queried it. Bold Rover suggested he was heading to Aberdeen. I’m coach B and willing to take photos with fans.

 

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Returning from Aberdeen, people around me are drinking something called "Venom Dragon Soup." Should I be worried? "Caffeinated alcoholic beverage. 8% abv," say their tins.

Yes, it’s absolute rocket fuel and the drink of the roasters.
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As it happens: train arrived Stirling in good time, all very pleasant. Announcement: this train is terminating here, all over to platform9 for the slow train to Glasgow. As usual, the nice conductor woman had no other information. Hundreds over a wee slippy temporary bridge, many humpfing heavy, bulky cases. And I considered the bus yesterday.

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Woman near me in the quiet coach right now on the Waverley to Newcastle train has been on the phone to her pal for a good 15 minutes. Talking all sorts of shite including how she smuggled alcohol into the jazz club, what a rebel. Also said a few minutes ago that she's just realised she's in the quiet coach but she's still nattering away regardless.

Get in the sea.

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21 minutes ago, WeeMentalDavie said:

Woman near me in the quiet coach right now on the Waverley to Newcastle train has been on the phone to her pal for a good 15 minutes. Talking all sorts of shite including how she smuggled alcohol into the jazz club, what a rebel. Also said a few minutes ago that she's just realised she's in the quiet coach but she's still nattering away regardless.

Get in the sea.

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36 minutes ago, WeeMentalDavie said:

Woman near me in the quiet coach right now on the Waverley to Newcastle train has been on the phone to her pal for a good 15 minutes. Talking all sorts of shite including how she smuggled alcohol into the jazz club, what a rebel. Also said a few minutes ago that she's just realised she's in the quiet coach but she's still nattering away regardless.

Get in the sea.

You'll need to put her there, instead of moaning on here. 

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43 minutes ago, WeeMentalDavie said:

Woman near me in the quiet coach right now on the Waverley to Newcastle train has been on the phone to her pal for a good 15 minutes. Talking all sorts of shite including how she smuggled alcohol into the jazz club, what a rebel. Also said a few minutes ago that she's just realised she's in the quiet coach but she's still nattering away regardless.

Get in the sea.

Is she a wid? That should determine your course of action.

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People moaning on here about people being arseholes in the quiet coach instead of going and shouting in their face to shut the f**k up are massive c***s.

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31 minutes ago, WeeMentalDavie said:

I had a word when she was on her 3rd call and she went to another carriage thankfully.

She was a wid if you could ignore the Edinburgh accent and general middle class arsehole behaviour.

Pity she wasn't a police horse, you could have punched her nose.

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