Mark Connolly Posted November 16, 2018 Share Posted November 16, 2018 20 hours ago, ayrshire_nomad said: They should of had a "set square go" to sort it out!!! Sorry, I'll see myself out FTFY 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Priti priti priti Patel Posted November 16, 2018 Share Posted November 16, 2018 My last day at work and I am absolutely taking the piss. I just waited a good ten minutes outside a senior colleagues office to see if she wanted a mini cheddar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted November 16, 2018 Share Posted November 16, 2018 43 minutes ago, Margaret Thatcher said: My last day at work and I am absolutely taking the piss. I just waited a good ten minutes outside a senior colleagues office to see if she wanted a mini cheddar. Euphemism? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted November 16, 2018 Share Posted November 16, 2018 My last day at work and I am absolutely taking the piss. I just waited a good ten minutes outside a senior colleagues office to see if she wanted a mini cheddar. Got his knob out and is now waiting to speak to HR type post... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 16, 2018 Share Posted November 16, 2018 46 minutes ago, Margaret Thatcher said: My last day at work and I am absolutely taking the piss. I just waited a good ten minutes outside a senior colleagues office to see if she wanted a mini cheddar. ^^^^ Tea trolley has been replaced by a vending machine 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted November 16, 2018 Share Posted November 16, 2018 (edited) And on the subject of work vending machines, ours is refilled sporadically and usually pretty barren. So some enterprising individual has therefore decided to open their own tuck shop. Edited November 19, 2018 by Cardinal Richelieu 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted November 19, 2018 Share Posted November 19, 2018 I work with some manky b*****ds. Just went to the toilet and in the only available cubicle, the whole pan was caked in shite with not a sheet of toilet paper in sight so not only did they not flush (which is stinking in itself), they obviously haven’t bothered wiping their arse. How the fck do these people get through the day? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted November 19, 2018 Share Posted November 19, 2018 With a shitey arse by the sound of it. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted November 19, 2018 Share Posted November 19, 2018 Changed the notifications for new email for the annoying people to fart noises today.You get an email full of negative stuff but it cheers you up.Result 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted November 19, 2018 Share Posted November 19, 2018 4 minutes ago, D.A.F.C said: Changed the notifications for new email for the annoying people to fart noises today. You get an email full of negative stuff but it cheers you up. Result ^^^ shitey arse guy I work with... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted November 19, 2018 Share Posted November 19, 2018 A new low today. Received an email which referred to the "higher archy" of an organisation. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted November 19, 2018 Share Posted November 19, 2018 53 minutes ago, Hillonearth said: A new low today. Received an email which referred to the "higher archy" of an organisation. Robin Hood likes this... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted November 22, 2018 Share Posted November 22, 2018 Finally got some closure on "The Mystery of the Stupid-As-f**k Colleague Who Orders Water As If The Apocalypse Was Coming" Covering early shift today. Turns out water delivery guy appears just after six in the morning every second Thursday. The lassie who's been working those days was on nights this time so it was me who was here when he arrived and, when he arrived, he was carrying four bottles of water and seemed surprised I never opened the door for him just to drop them off "Can you open the door?" "Well... we don't need any water." "What do you mean you don't need any water." "We've got over a dozen bottles." "Oh. Right." So he's just been coming in, not asking if we need any and presuming we need four, and the idiot woman is opening the door and letting him through without questioning this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted November 22, 2018 Share Posted November 22, 2018 12 minutes ago, AsimButtHitsASix said: Finally got some closure on "The Mystery of the Stupid-As-f**k Colleague Who Orders Water As If The Apocalypse Was Coming" Covering early shift today. Turns out water delivery guy appears just after six in the morning every second Thursday. The lassie who's been working those days was on nights this time so it was me who was here when he arrived and, when he arrived, he was carrying four bottles of water and seemed surprised I never opened the door for him just to drop them off "Can you open the door?" "Well... we don't need any water." "What do you mean you don't need any water." "We've got over a dozen bottles." "Oh. Right." So he's just been coming in, not asking if we need any and presuming we need four, and the idiot woman is opening the door and letting him through without questioning this. We had a milkman just like that - every day he'd deliver 2 pints and leave them on the doorstep without knocking on the door to see if we needed any! What a cnut! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted November 22, 2018 Share Posted November 22, 2018 I've just been forwarded a customer email from a colleague with the line "Can we have a chat about this?" on it. Can you not just write what you want to say to me on that email, rather than me having to reply "Yes" just for your to then either phone me or email me back with what you want to say, you time wasting shitehawk. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 22, 2018 Share Posted November 22, 2018 1 hour ago, hk blues said: We had a milkman just like that - every day he'd deliver 2 pints and leave them on the doorstep without knocking on the door to see if we needed any! What a cnut! If only there had been a way you could have left some sort of indication that you didn't want any milk without having to speak to him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted November 22, 2018 Share Posted November 22, 2018 2 hours ago, GordonD said: If only there had been a way you could have left some sort of indication that you didn't want any milk without having to speak to him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted November 22, 2018 Share Posted November 22, 2018 4 hours ago, hk blues said: We had a milkman just like that - every day he'd deliver 2 pints and leave them on the doorstep without knocking on the door to see if we needed any! What a cnut! Well eat more bloody cereal you selfish git 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted November 22, 2018 Share Posted November 22, 2018 4 hours ago, GordonD said: If only there had been a way you could have left some sort of indication that you didn't want any milk without having to speak to him. If only 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted November 22, 2018 Share Posted November 22, 2018 8 hours ago, The Moonster said: I've just been forwarded a customer email from a colleague with the line "Can we have a chat about this?" on it. Can you not just write what you want to say to me on that email, rather than me having to reply "Yes" just for your to then either phone me or email me back with what you want to say, you time wasting shitehawk. This one should just be a phone call. There’s clearly times where you can’t put things in writing in an email, but if that’s the case then surely just phone up and ask if you can talk about it rather than send a warning email. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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