Barry Ferguson's Hat Posted July 9, 2017 Share Posted July 9, 2017 This is a thread to compile any #decentbanter that you hear or come up with. I was at a party the other week where I only knew a few people and the conversation turned to cocaine or 'coke' and every time someone said 'coke' I would say 'and not the fizzy kind'. Very #decentbanter. About a month ago someone made a lame attempt at mocking me on this very forum, but the stupid smirk was no doubt wiped from their face with my 'mmmmmmm good banter you have not' retort. Very #decentbanter. So let's hear any other #decentbanter that's knocking about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdel6cans Posted July 9, 2017 Share Posted July 9, 2017 #banteryourself2fuk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 9, 2017 Share Posted July 9, 2017 A poster told me to f**k off once and I replied with the classic "I know you are, but what am I?" That's going to take some beating tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted July 9, 2017 Share Posted July 9, 2017 I've created some shite threads but what is this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted July 9, 2017 Share Posted July 9, 2017 Anyway it's #decebanter. Nobody has said decent for years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted July 9, 2017 Share Posted July 9, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted July 9, 2017 Share Posted July 9, 2017 Anyway it's #decebanter. Nobody has said decent for years. Except you right there.#amirite#decebantz #bantersaurusrex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted July 9, 2017 Share Posted July 9, 2017 I never said it...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 9, 2017 Share Posted July 9, 2017 If someone slanders me with a derogatory term in here or IRL I like to humiliate them with the killer comeback, "It takes one to know one". I believe that is referred to as a zinger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFAANW Posted July 9, 2017 Share Posted July 9, 2017 6 hours ago, Barry Ferguson's Hat said: About a month ago someone made a lame attempt at mocking me on this very forum, but the stupid smirk was no doubt wiped from their face with my 'mmmmmmm good banter you have not' retort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fide Posted July 9, 2017 Share Posted July 9, 2017 1 hour ago, Dee Man said: If someone slanders me with a derogatory term in here or IRL I like to humiliate them with the killer comeback, "It takes one to know one". I believe that is referred to as a zinger. Your mum's a zinger. #bantz2K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 Your mum's a zinger. #bantz2K Your maw orders a zinger burger meal in KFC. Everyday."Oh no he didn't!", I hear you all say.Oh yes, I did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
microdave Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 Your mum's a zinger. #bantz2K Pearl's a zinger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 23 hours ago, Dee Man said: If someone slanders me with a derogatory term in here or IRL I like to humiliate them with the killer comeback, "It takes one to know one". I believe that is referred to as a zinger. I'm rubber, you're glue. Your words bounce off me and stick to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D Angelo Barksdale Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 Clearly, yer maw and yer da type banter is the gold standard. <<<<< drinks from the banter decanter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 29 minutes ago, Henderson to deliver ..... said: Clearly, yer maw and yer da type banter is the gold standard. <<<<< drinks from the banter decanter ^^^ Archbishop of Banterbury Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D Angelo Barksdale Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 11 minutes ago, Lisa Cuddy said: ^^^ Archbishop of Banterbury ^^^^ drives the bantmobile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 Anything posted by Zen Archer, puns in particular. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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