Fide Posted October 18, 2017 Share Posted October 18, 2017 23 minutes ago, Jmothecat2 said: I already posted it publicly on the thread so waived any anonymity. Whore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted October 19, 2017 Author Share Posted October 19, 2017 In 19th place with 16 points is a user whose posts on one specific subject drew the ire of one specific group. I'll leave you to decide from the testimonials who they're talking about and why they might have voted for him. "Gav tries way too hard to be one of the m9s, and still (after all these years) has failed to realise that being a Falkirk fan disqualifies him from becoming one." "Gav just for being Gav. Manages to come across as the worst Falkirk fan even though the majority are idiots. Some achievement." "Gav is 36 years old and boasts about having 3 tellies. Also has a complete hardon for the Hibernian m9s." "Gav is lucky not to get my number one spot. Just a terrible poster." Yes, making the top 20 is @Gaz FFC, a poster so tragic nobody actually cares what his real name is. It makes you feel sorry for the other poster, gav-ffc, who has to put up with multiple cases of mistaken identity, probably. And what is he taken for? We've spoken earlier in this list about the concept of Yer Da and on the rare occasions when Gav isn't posting about Hibs you see him trying to fit in in other areas with a distinct whiff of yer da about the place. Who could forget the time he bragged that having three televisions made him well-off? Whenever I've seen him posting back and forth with Hibs fans he always reminds me of that painter from the Chewin the Fat sketches who takes things too far. Aye but then the shites are Walnut Whip and yer just like 'at! No Gav. No, we're not. And who could forget Gav's other favourite subject? At the end of the 2002-2003 season Motherwell finished bottom, partly owing to being in administration. They were not relegated because the winners of the Scottish First Division, Falkirk, played in a shitehole. Gav didn't take this very well and still, fourteen years later, will bleat about it at every opportunity. The result of all of this is a well-earned place in our run-down, although I think there's one specific group we can thank for his inclusion being so high. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YER SISTERS YER MAW Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 Despite being P & B's crowdw**k king, Gaz FFC is a hardcore Oasis fan, so is alright in my book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 32 minutes ago, YER SISTERS YER MAW said: Despite being P & B's crowdw**k king, Gaz FFC is a hardcore Oasis fan, so is alright in my book. This is poor rationale. He wasn't on my list, but with this information in hand I now wish he was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YER SISTERS YER MAW Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 This is poor rationale. He wasn't on my list, but with this information in hand I now wish he was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 J.w**k Stewart. What a little bitch, clearly has f**k all to say,... Only jumps in after the conversation started.... Pipe down cunto, bitch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fide Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 14 minutes ago, SlipperyP said: J.w**k Stewart. What a little bitch, clearly has f**k all to say,... Only jumps in after the conversation started.... Pipe down cunto, bitch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted October 19, 2017 Author Share Posted October 19, 2017 1 hour ago, YER SISTERS YER MAW said: Gaz FFC is a hardcore Oasis fan I knew I forgot something to hold against him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YER SISTERS YER MAW Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 I knew I forgot something to hold against him. ^^^Blur fan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted October 19, 2017 Author Share Posted October 19, 2017 3 minutes ago, YER SISTERS YER MAW said: ^^^Blur fan Even fucking worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menzel Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 54 minutes ago, SlipperyP said: J.w**k Stewart. What a little bitch, clearly has f**k all to say,... Only jumps in after the conversation started.... Pipe down cunto, bitch OYF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gkneil Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 1 hour ago, SlipperyP said: J.w**k Stewart. What a little bitch, clearly has f**k all to say,... Only jumps in after the conversation started.... Pipe down cunto, bitch Where has this come from?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im_Rodger Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 J.w**k Stewart. What a little bitch, clearly has f**k all to say,... Only jumps in after the conversation started.... Pipe down cunto, bitch Hahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_Stewart Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 1 hour ago, SlipperyP said: J.w**k Stewart. What a little bitch, clearly has f**k all to say,... Only jumps in after the conversation started.... Pipe down cunto, bitch 28 minutes ago, gkneil said: Where has this come from?? It makes pretty much no sense, so at least it's consistent with every post Slippery P has ever made. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gkneil Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 6 minutes ago, J_Stewart said: It makes pretty much no sense, so at least it's consistent with every post Slippery P has ever made. I see Rodger has engaged with the nonsense, which consistent for him too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 48 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Gaz still got the m9z rattled after all this time? I am quite surprised at that tbh. Gaz is the only confirmed P&B poster I have met in real life (briefly) as he sold me a ticket for a game in which we were subsequently pumped. I can comfirm he is a gentleman and loves a pint. Not top 20 material IMHO. Think I’ve met two posters randomly, one by appointment for a business transaction and have known another since high school. None of them Pars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 Think I’ve met two posters randomly, one by appointment for a business transaction and have known another since high school. None of them Pars. Who’s the drug dealer on here?! Feel free to pm me. Don’t want any of our resident polis or grasses being aware! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 8 minutes ago, NorthernJambo said: Who’s the drug dealer on here?! Feel free to pm me. Don’t want any of our resident polis or grasses being aware! It was for a piece of artwork rather than drugs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 It was for a piece of artwork rather than drugs. You never fail to disappoint Mr Par. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 3 hours ago, YER SISTERS YER MAW said: Despite being P & B's crowdw**k king, Gaz FFC is a hardcore Oasis fan, so is alright in my book. This is weird as although I've softened my anti-Oasis stance it's undeniable that their fanbase is filled with wankers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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