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THE C UNT's C UNTS #1

 

While the previous entries on the list have seen multiple posters accruing the same number of points there's been a reasonable amount of variation therein. Some truly awful posters alongside the beige, victims of the scoring style. Here however at number 34 we have four posters tied on 8 points, each one worse than the last until you return to the beginning and realise trying to quantify the horror is like an M.C. Escher painting of some stairs - eternal, infinite, endless, impossible. It's also of no surprise to see that 50% of the placing can draw much of their criticism from the politics board. Up first:

@Glen Sannox

It was only after a couple of votes for him that I realised Glen Minter and Glen Sannox are one and the same.. When you become a byword for people laughing at your embarrassing performances you should probably twig that something's wrong, but self-awareness doesn't seem to be a strong point in this case. There are no testimonials for Glen Minter, but when your username is repurposed for its own continual representation of being an idiot, I don't think he really needs one.

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Oooft. Still absolutely bothered I see.

No I'm actually quite disappointed. I thought with the build up and talk of "meltdowns" "seething messes" etc I was going to see drama and folk throwing tantrums.

 

I was also quite looking forward to having my own ego stroked by getting a mention

 

Instead I've seen half hearted, sporadic updates and thread with as much vigour as Hugh heffner's last ejaculation.

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THE C UNT'S C UNTS #2

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In a previous thread to name P&B's most influential posters, a certain Greenock Morton fan was voted top. Comfortably, as I understand it. His combination of smugness and fondness for catchphrases has seen him infuriate near enough everyone at some point, and it's clearly worn thin given his placing on this list. This doesn't preclude him from being influential though, as our second poster tied at 38th is proof of.

@Elixir

"Charity bet avoiding shitebag. Doesn't want to support a team because they're not winning. Hearts supporters get the diet *** thing aimed at them, but he really is."

"I won't be surprised if he has a meltdown by the end of the year."

"The most unwitty c**t ever"

Elixir, Paulo Sergio as he's known to his friends, though I can't think why, is on this list for many reasons. For being the worst sort of irritatingly fickle fan who hates everything and everyone involved with his club until they win a game at which point he has nothing to say. The viking TON tribute act he pulls when trying to pretend he's an authority on a subject - a subject like astrophysics which he claimed to study at university for instance - is invariably let down with some Erms thrown on to sentences that aren't as clever as he thinks they are before being topped up with talkhearts smilies in lieu of anything intelligent or funny to say. He's comfortably been voted worst Hearts poster for two years running, and I'm sure if you keep an eye out for Jaggy's threads there at the turn of the year you'll see continued support for his placing there.

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  On 19/11/2011 at 18:38, Paulo Sergio said:
The easiest thing to do IMO is stick to the SPL, Divisions 1, 2, and 3 (although caution is needed in the Scottish leagues, it can be a bit of a minefield sometimes), the Premiership, Championship, Leagues 1 & 2, and finally the Blue Square Bet Premier Conference (only this one, not the North and South).

Then look for the top 2-6 teams in the English leagues, and the top 3-4 in Scotland, then check who they are playing. Then the most important thing - checking form. A team could be 2nd in the league but without a win in three games versus a team 18th in the league but unbeaten in four etc. Finally, if the odd's are reasonable, go for it. Double check and once you're sure choose a cheeky 3 or 4 team coupon (I would only pick 5 teams if I felt really confident or the odds were generally quite poor with just 3 or 4 strong favourites).

Take note that I've only done two bets with this method, but won them both. :rolleyes:

£2 for £40 and £5 for £75 - both four team coupons. 8)

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35 minutes ago, LincolnHearts said:

Some very decent Hibs fans out there, but Boostin' makes me think of an addict living in a bedsit just off Leith Walk who enjoys watching daytime telly and pornhub during the adverts.

You're not happy about that Lafferty joke are you? 

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37 minutes ago, LincolnHearts said:

Some very decent Hibs fans out there, but Boostin' makes me think of an addict living in a bedsit just off Leith Walk who enjoys watching daytime telly and pornhub during the adverts.

You say that like it's a bad thing. 

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