paranoid android Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 Going to a stag do in a few weeks - the best man wants to hire a midget for an hour - most folk are ok with it, but a few aren't comfortable with it - any thoughts? Any decent stag ideas/stories? Any midget stories? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 2 minutes ago, paranoid android said: Going to a stag do in a few weeks - the best man wants to hire a midget for an hour - most folk are ok with it, but a few aren't comfortable with it - any thoughts? Any decent stag ideas/stories? Any midget stories? @Bairnardo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nutz_the_Squirrel Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 Hiring a midget FFS. That's a bit low.... (said the stag pointing at the midget). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted September 21, 2017 Author Share Posted September 21, 2017 1 minute ago, Nutz_the_Squirrel said: Hiring a midget FFS. That's a bit low.... (said the stag pointing at the midget). Ken - I think it's beneath me, tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB 4.2 Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 Best man wants to hire a dwarf to laugh at his disability? Best man's a c**t imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 Just now, PB 4.2 said: Best man wants to hire a dwarf to laugh at his disability? I'd be raging if a dwarf laughed at my disability. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nutz_the_Squirrel Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 1 minute ago, PB 4.2 said: Best man wants to hire a dwarf to laugh at his disability? Best man's a c**t imo. It's a Caucasian dwarf with pigtails though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted September 21, 2017 Author Share Posted September 21, 2017 Just now, PB 4.2 said: Best man wants to hire a dwarf to laugh at his disability? Best man's a c**t imo. The best man doesn't have a disability, m8. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted September 21, 2017 Author Share Posted September 21, 2017 Something like this, I imagine: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 I knew a dwarf, dead now. They don't live long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 Putting the ethics to one side it sounds like about 2 minutes of hilarity and then a massive inconvenience Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 4.03? Iz you ever had a midget munch on your kebab? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 It's getting close to panto season, I'd book one quick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D'Jaffo Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 Putting the ethics to one side it sounds like about 2 minutes of hilarity and then a massive inconvenience Nah, just a tiny inconvenience Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 Does the groom want to shag the midget? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 Getting a lookalike midget to take the piss out of the stag would be funny especially if he was a dr evil doppelgänger. Laughing at a midget for #bantz is pretty low though. I would reconsider my friendship with anyone who did that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted September 21, 2017 Author Share Posted September 21, 2017 1 minute ago, Cerberus said: Does the groom want to shag the midget? He doesn't know about it, and the midget would be a guy...but yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 2 minutes ago, Cerberus said: Does the groom want to shag the midget? Unlikely when he sees throbber turn up in his Lonsdales. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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