chomp my root Posted October 29, 2017 Share Posted October 29, 2017 11 minutes ago, heedthebaa said: Out for a family meal today, thankfully there was T on tap. On a sadder note one son decided on the Carling, so the will is getting changed. I was blackafronted and felt the need to apologise to the bar staff Hopefully when he leaves the primary school he'll see the light. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted October 29, 2017 Share Posted October 29, 2017 As he was suppin away at his piss water, I just kept thinking of all the beatings I gave him as a child and thought, deserved 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finch road Posted October 29, 2017 Share Posted October 29, 2017 Cheers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 29, 2017 Share Posted October 29, 2017 2 minutes ago, Finch road said: Cheers Lunula aside, your finger nail is fucking filthy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finch road Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 Lunula aside, your finger nail is fucking filthy. Hard graft 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 Just now, Finch road said: Hard graft You have to wash up once you get the finger out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 A big Tennnents truck stopped to let me out of a junction this morning. Guid c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 This time on Saturday I'll be sitting in my local drinking a pint of T. That thought will get me through the working skiving week. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taxman Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 On 11/10/2017 at 15:02, Sergeant Wilson said: I was forced to change from lager after being ill. I just couldn't face it. I took advice in a microbrewery and got started on beer from there. I like American style IPA now, but will try virtually anything. Once you actually get your taste buds back, bog standard lager is very bland. Since then Hop House, Heverlee, Schiehalion have come out and are actually nice to drink. Standard pub ones aren't much cop. Couldn't agree more, Weatherspoons have at least 10 guest ales on at any one time, including Devil's Backbone, love that stuff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBo10 Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 Sent to me by a mate earlier. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 6 minutes ago, BigBo10 said: Sent to me by a mate earlier. Brilliant ! Is it wrong that I'm aroused ? By the old skool can obviously..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 It's on the Tennents Facebook page 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 Enjoying a fine pint of the gold stuff in the bridge bar (highly recommended) for those of us in Aberdeen that enjoy the traditional things. Gid pints, bar man in ties, polished glasses, no woman’s toilets, the past. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 Sounds a bit like Katie's bar in Stirling tbf. Like that, but without the jakies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 I think there's at least one in there. Its usually the one drinking a Tennents. Leave this thread please, green jeans. There’s at least 5 people drinking tennents. One in five chance in the jakey. I’ll take those odds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 I’m not sure which thread the following is best placed, but I’ve moved down to the station and entered the station, as is customary before getting a train, only to be sorely disappointed. Nae tennents. Im now sat with easily the worst pint of Stella I’ve ever had the misfortune of clapping eyes on. The f**k is this; Edit; it’s four fucking eighty five as well! I resorted to asking the barman to stick a dash of lemonade in it to liven it up, fresh pint was produced and it’s better. Before anyone starts on Stella. It was this, fosters or Heineken. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 They ran out of tennents yesterday. I actually had the second last pint of it and they said they were awaiting delivery. Arseholes. Could have forewarned me! Would have rushed a tennents elsewhere 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 That looks like the worst pint ever. Barman must have been on his first day. Some alternatives though, Fosters or Heineken, boak. It was a young looking lass that served it. Was more pissed off with the lack of T and the price then sat down and thought about just leaving it. She left the bar so I went up and spoke to the guy who served a fresh, acceptable pint. The alternatives were the sole reason I went for Stella. Best of a bad, bad bunch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 2 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I think there's at least one in there. Its usually the one drinking a Tennents. I'd rather have a pint of Tennent's than a mushroom supper 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 11 minutes ago, Tynieness said: I would rather be the victim of defenestration that eat a mushroom support. Worse than Trump in my opinion. Mushroom support, are you feeling a bit saggy down below? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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