Sergeant Wilson Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 30 minutes ago, heedthebaa said: If you think your nights been bad, someone has just kindly gave me these as a thank you for doing them a favour. I said “thanks but you shouldn’t have” and fucking meant it, still for nowt It looks like you cleared out their garage and found them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 On 16/11/2017 at 15:25, Bert Raccoon said: Off work today and nothing to do so decided to go for a few pints of the good stuff and have a bet on the horses. Cannae beat it. Looking at recent pints has me reminiscing about a day back in November when I had one of, if not the best pint of Tennents I have ever had. Ice cold, decent head and perfect fizz. Served on a formuca table with Tennents beer mat. £2.80 a pint and enjoyed in the company of fellow men just drinking the afternoon away watching the horse racing. Brings a tear to my eye. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 7 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: Looking at recent pints has me reminiscing about a day back in November when I had one of, if not the best pint of Tennents I have ever had. Ice cold, decent head and perfect fizz. Served on a formuca table with Tennents beer mat. £2.80 a pint and enjoyed in the company of fellow men just drinking the afternoon away watching the horse racing. Brings a tear to my eye. That does look like a cracker, and also, can you speak at my funeral please. That's beautiful man. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 Looking at recent pints has me reminiscing about a day back in November when I had one of, if not the best pint of Tennents I have ever had. Ice cold, decent head and perfect fizz. Served on a formuca table with Tennents beer mat. £2.80 a pint and enjoyed in the company of fellow men just drinking the afternoon away watching the horse racing. Brings a tear to my eye. That’s poetic! X 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 5 hours ago, KnightswoodBear said: I've got some cans of Innis and Gunn in the fridge. Perfectly acceptable, but by f**k I've suddenly got a hankering for a pint of Vitamin T. Edit: meant to quote @Zen Archer. That's a fucking glorious looking pint. Sank 5 cans of I & G tonight, but it was like the shags you have with a burd when you know that you're both on the way out of the relationship. Perfunctory. We both knew I'd rather be licking the farter of an ice cold pint of T. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 1 minute ago, KnightswoodBear said: Sank 5 cans of I & G tonight, but it was like the shags you have with a burd when you know that you're both on the way out of the relationship. Perfunctory. We both knew I'd rather be licking the farter of an ice cold pint of T. 3 hours ago, NJ2 said: That’s poetic! X 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 10 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: Sank 5 cans of I & G tonight, but it was like the shags you have with a burd when you know that you're both on the way out of the relationship. Perfunctory. We both knew I'd rather be licking the farter of an ice cold pint of T. This fucking thread man..... It keeps getting better, and it makes all of us better. A true bonding experience for all concerned. The farter of a pint of T..... Stunning. Please post something else, even just a blank reply so that I can greeny you twice. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 Things were much better in the 70s, good music, casual racism, big cans of Tennents. What a time to have been alive. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 2 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: Things were much better in the 70s, good music, casual racism, big cans of Tennents. What a time to have been alive. Wid (Lick its farter) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 Drinking pint number 2 (two) at this precise moment. It is just as delicious after getting away with it for yet another nightshift. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 I’ll be heading to the football today, plan is to be downing pints of T by 11am at the very latest. Short break for the game, then back to the medicine. It’s going to be glorious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 Couple of tins for the train down (f**k yer “dry trains”) before a few in Carlisle before Annan. Smashing. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 A good start before heading to Gorgie 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ka202 Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 5 minutes ago, jagfox99 said: A good start before heading to Gorgie That's an early start is it no? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 That's an early start is it no? It's 5pm somewhere in the world m77.Bus leaving at 11.20 so needs must [emoji1] [emoji481] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 1 hour ago, jagfox99 said: A good start before heading to Gorgie Is that your travel rug on the bar? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 2 hours ago, jagfox99 said: A good start before heading to Gorgie That's a perfect pint of T. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 My day. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 17 hours ago, KnightswoodBear said: Sank 5 cans of I & G tonight, but it was like the shags you have with a burd when you know that you're both on the way out of the relationship. Perfunctory. We both knew I'd rather be licking the farter of an ice cold pint of T. ^^^ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 It's 5pm somewhere in the world m77.Bus leaving at 11.20 so needs must [emoji1] [emoji481] You should write a song about that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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