stu_mfc Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 c***s that park facing oncoming traffic, extra cuntishness points for doing it and leaving your lights on . 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
microdave Posted November 10, 2017 Author Share Posted November 10, 2017 This was Asda in Clydebank this evening. Shout out to the c**t that braked sharply then indicated that they were turning left! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swordfishtrombone Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 On 06/11/2017 at 10:40, Gaz FFC said: Falkirk drivers will be familiar with the roundabout at St Mungos HS where regularly I see people sit in the right lane and then go straight ahead. They have a have a fucking arrow painted on the road and 3 exits it's not fucking difficult to figure out which lane you should be in you useless cock. It's the ones taking the first exit and not indicating on that roundabout that piss me off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 58 minutes ago, Swordfishtrombone said: It's the ones taking the first exit and not indicating on that roundabout that piss me off. Although I agree that happens in every roundabout. For some reason people at the roundabout I mention think the right arrow is for the straight ahead lane and the left and straight ahead arrow are both for New Carron 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 7 hours ago, microdave said: This was Asda in Clydebank this evening. Shout out to the c**t that braked sharply then indicated that they were turning left! What a c**t. Can I add the c***s who can't be bothered to find a parking space so they just add their own space at the end of a row of spaces. I think you'll find there isn't a space there for a reason. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swordfishtrombone Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 6 hours ago, Gaz FFC said: Although I agree that happens in every roundabout. For some reason people at the roundabout I mention think the right arrow is for the straight ahead lane and the left and straight ahead arrow are both for New Carron Falkirk generally is full of people that can't follow simple road instructions. Every time without fail that I drive up the town at the traffic lights at West Bridge Street there is somebody that goes in the lane clearly marked 'howgate only' and then has to cut accross me to get in the correct lane for going past the howgate. Usually the same people that dont realise that bus lanes are only in operation at certain times of the day. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 c***s who are in the right hand lane of a 5 lane roundabout and decide they're should be turning off. Instead of going around again they just turn perpendicular to the flow of traffic and edge across the lanes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeefc1783 Posted November 12, 2017 Share Posted November 12, 2017 So basically we should increase the speed limit to allow all the aforementioned c***s in this thread to drive even more dangerously... Driving fast don’t necessarily mean that you are driving dangerously. As has been pointed out before technology has moved on massively since the 70mph speed limit was introduced and cars can stop in a hell of a lots less time. I know there are other factors involved in stopping distances but I would suggest it’s probably a lot safer driving at 80mph in a modern vehicle compared with driving at 70mph in a car from 1977 when the limits were introduced. c***s that park in disabled/family bays when they have no reason to. c***s who drive at 40mph on a 60mph Road then when they get to a 30mph they continue to drive at 40mph. c***s who cross the Tay Bridge and think it’s acceptable to drive the entire length of the bridge in the right hand lane because they are going off in that direction a mile and a a half later. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted November 12, 2017 Share Posted November 12, 2017 My missus. Truly terrifying tailgater. When I asked why she was so close whilst doing 80 on the motorway she replies "the correct distance is 2 car lengths." That is the correct anwer to a question. Not that question though. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted November 12, 2017 Share Posted November 12, 2017 1 hour ago, dundeefc1783 said: Driving fast don’t necessarily mean that you are driving dangerously. As has been pointed out before technology has moved on massively since the 70mph speed limit was introduced and cars can stop in a hell of a lots less time. I know there are other factors involved in stopping distances but I would suggest it’s probably a lot safer driving at 80mph in a modern vehicle compared with driving at 70mph in a car from 1977 when the limits were introduced. c***s that park in disabled/family bays when they have no reason to. c***s who drive at 40mph on a 60mph Road then when they get to a 30mph they continue to drive at 40mph. c***s who cross the Tay Bridge and think it’s acceptable to drive the entire length of the bridge in the right hand lane because they are going off in that direction a mile and a a half later. Yes, but the problem is we are not all perfect drivers. Even disregarding the frankly careless and dangerous road users, we all make mistakes. A judgement of error (eg pulling out to overtake with a car doing 80 mph instead of 70 mph in the outside lane) will have catastrophic consequences. I'd rather we all calmed down a little and were a bit more considerate to each other. What is the big rush to get from A to B anyway? Better to err on the side of caution and acknowledge it's safer to keep the speed limit as it is... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted November 12, 2017 Share Posted November 12, 2017 I'm gonnae be unique here and say fucking Grouse. On the M9 earlier doing about 75 and 1 of these fuckers comes running across me. Rather than just flatten the guy I swerved round him and f**k only knows how I kept the car straight without doing a 360. My arse was going like mad and no passenger to validate the heroic tale 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Watson Posted November 12, 2017 Share Posted November 12, 2017 C***s who try and avoid hitting animals on the road instead of staying in a straight line. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 12, 2017 Share Posted November 12, 2017 2 hours ago, dundeefc1783 said: Driving fast don’t necessarily mean that you are driving dangerously. As has been pointed out before technology has moved on massively since the 70mph speed limit was introduced and cars can stop in a hell of a lots less time. I know there are other factors involved in stopping distances but I would suggest it’s probably a lot safer driving at 80mph in a modern vehicle compared with driving at 70mph in a car from 1977 when the limits were introduced. c***s that park in disabled/family bays when they have no reason to. c***s who drive at 40mph on a 60mph Road then when they get to a 30mph they continue to drive at 40mph. c***s who cross the Tay Bridge and think it’s acceptable to drive the entire length of the bridge in the right hand lane because they are going off in that direction a mile and a a half later. Unfortunately many of these safe cars are driven by single celled organisms. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
montheton Posted November 12, 2017 Share Posted November 12, 2017 Roundabouts, people that cant stay in lane. Seems that your allowed to just drive straight through the middle now 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 (edited) A few cars in the business park where I work have sprouted wheel clamps and big yellow stickers saying "Car Tax Unpaid" during this morning. c***s Off The Road for a little while. Edited November 13, 2017 by Boghead ranter 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 2 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said: A few cars in the business park where I work have sprouted wheel clamps and big yellow stickers saying "Car Tax Unpaid" during this morning. c***s Off The Road for as little while. Delighted by this. If you can't pay your road tax don't drive. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrshire_nomad Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 New layout at st James interchange for exiting to the airport. Fucking horrific levels of confusion and near misses this morning 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 I have actually witnessed someone miss their exit on a roundabout and reverse back to get to it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeefc1783 Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 Can someone with more knowledge please shed some light on the minefield that is fuel prices. So yesterday filled my car up at a Morrison’s in Edinburgh at 113.7 a litre. Was driving past Tesco in Dundee today and those robbing b*****ds are charging 119.9 a litre. Now I get that petrol stations on motorways etc are different but why the f**k is there over 6p a litre difference between two supermarket petrol stations 60 mile apart. I get that Morrison’s might have got their delivery earlier and the wholesale price went up when Tesco got their but surely not enough for them though be charging 6p a litre more. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 Just now, dundeefc1783 said: Can someone with more knowledge please shed some light on the minefield that is fuel prices. So yesterday filled my car up at a Morrison’s in Edinburgh at 113.7 a litre. Was driving past Tesco in Dundee today and those robbing b*****ds are charging 119.9 a litre. Now I get that petrol stations on motorways etc are different but why the f**k is there over 6p a litre difference between two supermarket petrol stations 60 mile apart. I get that Morrison’s might have got their delivery earlier and the wholesale price went up when Tesco got their but surely not enough for them though be charging 6p a litre more. Tesco are doing a 10p off a litre promotion if you spend more than 40 odd quid in the shop. Someone told me they always hike the price up first. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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