Cerberus Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 If you get a date then don't be sleazy but flattery will get you everywhere. Woman spend LOADS of money and time in trying to look good. Take the amount of time and money that you spent getting ready and triple it. Her hair products alone are probably worth 20 quid. She's doing that for you. And I can't stress this enough, when you look down her top be subtle about it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Addie Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 Missed the boat. If she wasn't good enough then, she wont be good enough now. Imagine how you would react to that? Then again you may be rigged and she has heard rumors, so you never know. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 1 hour ago, Knightswood Jag said: The reason I missed my chance today was because she wasn’t in so I couldn’t do anything about it. Maybe she was embarrassed by you blowing her out. You might need to make a bit of an effort to 'woo' her to make up for it. If she's not worth the hassle then just leave it. Or kick her in the pie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_Stewart Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 There’ve been a surprising number of threads asking for relationship advice from P&B when you consider that roughly 95% of the contributors to this forum are either hopeless VLs or tragic middle age drunks (I’m in the other 5%, naturally). I’m all for it, to be honest, great fun. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: f**k off you tedious c**t. Are you the pot or the kettle? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrmad Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 49 minutes ago, Jambomo said: I also agree with this. Johnnydun’s wife is very wise. At times. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 10 minutes ago, J_Stewart said: There’ve been a surprising number of threads asking for relationship advice from P&B when you consider that roughly 95% of the contributors to this forum are either hopeless VLs or tragic middle age drunks (I’m in the other 5%, naturally). I’m all for it, to be honest, great fun. Well I don't want to be one of those 5 percenter weirdos and I've kissed a girl so that narrows it down. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 Isn't KJ something like 12 or 13? There's some borderline Tedi chat going on here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 The OP should trim his fingernails before giving her a finger blasting. He should shave his dominant fist for similar reasons. It's the gentlemanly thing to do 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 2 minutes ago, Cerberus said: Isn't KJ something like 12 or 13? There's some borderline Tedi chat going on here. Ah, maybe explains why a guy would knockback a lassie and then feel the need for assisted navel gazing about it. Probably not one of the cool kids so his pals would take the piss. Bless. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 22 minutes ago, J_Stewart said: There’ve been a surprising number of threads asking for relationship advice from P&B when you consider that roughly 95% of the contributors to this forum are either hopeless VLs or tragic middle age drunks (I’m in the other 5%, naturally). I’m all for it, to be honest, great fun. The other 5% being some sort of combination of hopeless VL and middle age drunk, of course. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 Just now, throbber said: The other 5% being some sort of combination of hopeless VL and middle age drunk, of course. Wait, can I change my answer..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 1 minute ago, chomp my root said: Wait, can I change my answer..... The fact that you're even asking me makes me think theres an element of truth in it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Knightswood Jag Posted November 7, 2017 Author Share Posted November 7, 2017 13 minutes ago, Cerberus said: Isn't KJ something like 12 or 13? There's some borderline Tedi chat going on here. 14 7 minutes ago, chomp my root said: Ah, maybe explains why a guy would knockback a lassie and then feel the need for assisted navel gazing about it. Probably not one of the cool kids so his pals would take the piss. Bless. I am the ultimate cool kid. My two main pals that I go out for lunch with are both vls so no they wouldn’t take the piss, they’re both on P&B as well, just choose not to tell their age. One Sevco fan and a St Mirren fan. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 Just now, Knightswood Jag said: 14 I am the ultimate cool kid. My two main pals that I go out for lunch with are both vls so no they wouldn’t take the piss, they’re both on P&B as well, just choose not to tell their age. One Sevco fan and a St Mirren fan. @KnightswoodBear!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 2 minutes ago, Knightswood Jag said: 14 I am the ultimate cool kid. My two main pals that I go out for lunch with are both vls so no they wouldn’t take the piss, they’re both on P&B as well, just choose not to tell their age. One Sevco fan and a St Mirren fan. I'm out. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knightswood Jag Posted November 7, 2017 Author Share Posted November 7, 2017 Just now, chomp my root said: I'm out. Sound as. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 I for one feel violated and sick to my very soul by being groomed by a 14 year old. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knightswood Jag Posted November 7, 2017 Author Share Posted November 7, 2017 4 minutes ago, welshbairn said: I for one feel violated and sick to my very soul by being groomed by a 14 year old. ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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