coprolite Posted December 2, 2017 Share Posted December 2, 2017 I remember watching Happy Days when I was a mere strip of a lad and thinking "If that Fonz character's cool, then I don't want to be." A middle aged guy wearing stretch jeans, living in a rented bed-sit above someone's garage and hanging out with high-school kids because he apparently has no other friends? No thanks. While I acknowledge that "cool" can be hard to quantify, and we all have different criteria; I'm a bit mystified by your particular definition. You're basing it simply on how much money someone makes compared to their age? That's it? By this logic, Donald Trump is ultra-cool. As are George Soros, Kim Jong-un, Betty Windsor and every member of Sam Walton's family. I'll need you to explain to me how wealthy = cool. Because, I'm not seeing it. Aside from the calculation, the scale is slightly flawed. Am I being whooshed? they're all wankers at the foot end of the cool scale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted December 2, 2017 Share Posted December 2, 2017 2 hours ago, PB 4.2 said: ^ Paul Merson Ha ha good one. Charlie Nicholas actually, I scored 0.95. I'm 46. I've never been cool. Ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted December 2, 2017 Share Posted December 2, 2017 Maths is totally lame so by doing this your not cool at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finch road Posted December 2, 2017 Share Posted December 2, 2017 2.04 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 2, 2017 Share Posted December 2, 2017 Stupid thread. Stupid “logic” behind it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 Not cool. But I'm that hard. * (*this is a lie) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 On 01/12/2017 at 21:52, PB 4.2 said: Your salary in '000s: Your age ( eg 35:32) Ratio of over 2 = Chris Kamara cool 1.5-1.99 = Jeff Stelling 1.00- 1.49 = Matt Le Tissier 0.5-0.99 = Charlie Nicholas under 0.5 = Paul Merson 0= Regardless of above formula, if you drive a Kia Ceed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 1 hour ago, Unleash The Nade said: 0= Regardless of above formula, if you drive a Kia Ceed You talk about him being obsessed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 14 minutes ago, Rugster said: You talk about him being obsessed! Merely pointing out a flaw in the formula regardless of who has a Kia Ceed. Nice to know you’re always lurking around in the background as his wing man though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 2 minutes ago, throbber said: A Kia Ceed is a very economic car, absolutely nothing wrong with having one. You endorsing it only reinforces my point. Thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB 4.2 Posted December 3, 2017 Author Share Posted December 3, 2017 Car jealousy is such an uncool quality. The Paul Mersons of the forum pedalling everywhere should concentrate their efforts improving financials and achieve the bus pass they've been craving. For the record I don't consider cyclists "uncool", just unfortunate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 32 minutes ago, PB 4.2 said: Car jealousy is such an uncool quality. The Paul Mersons of the forum pedalling everywhere should concentrate their efforts improving financials and achieve the bus pass they've been craving. For the record I don't consider cyclists "uncool", just unfortunate. Have you ever considered applying ISO9001 to your threads? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 3 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: He needs ISO 14000 with the pollution his threads are causing. Too right. And then he can have a nice cup of tea to calm down ... as long as it follows the standard.. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ISO_3103 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 I currently drive a Kia Ceed, well shortly be getting a Sportage I think.Anyone interested in buying my Ceed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 How much? For you, £25,000. Or £1500. Whichever suits you best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
statts1976uk Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 That was last years P60, this year it is slightly down as I’ve taken some time out to look into another business plan so I can retire earlier. Reinforcing the statistic that cyclists earn way over the national average! What level of coolness are you PB4.2? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB 4.2 Posted December 3, 2017 Author Share Posted December 3, 2017 My coolness level is above giving pet names to bicycles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
statts1976uk Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 3 minutes ago, PB 4.2 said: My coolness level is above giving pet names to bicycles. But yet can’t tell one Kia from another, so why so shy about your earnings then? I reckon you’ll be just in the Le Tissier bracket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 6 hours ago, throbber said: I am unaware of you as a poster but you seem like an angry man. A Kia Ceed is a fine car, what car do you drive that’s so special? At least try and be original, instead of your pathetic attempts to be funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 Just now, throbber said: There was no attempt to be funny with the post you quoted, why are you so angry? Small penis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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