Girth Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 Just a quick place to share any wonderful sights, chants and songs you’ve seen over the years. Two recent ones... I was at Millwall vs. Ipswich in August. Some guy got a tape measure out and started extending it to the roof of the stand. Suddenly his mate got his measure out and started doing the same...’Get your tape measures out for the lads’. Haringey Borough vs. Leyton Orient - I was behind the goal and bumped into this middle aged bloke with a megaphone. I said ‘That’s Dean Brill in goal’. He said ‘Who’s that?’ I said ‘He doesn’t pay his TV license’. Cue 90 mins of random announcements about Dean being offered annual payments, monthly payments, how he can’t watch Iplayer etc. This went on into ‘Dean Brill gave the latest Morrissey album 6/10 and prefers Dire Straits’ second album’. Any amusingly surreal innocents chaps? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 Just a quick place to share any wonderful sights, chants and songs you’ve seen over the years. Two recent ones... I was at Millwall vs. Ipswich in August. Some guy got a tape measure out and started extending it to the roof of the stand. Suddenly his mate got his measure out and started doing the same...’Get your tape measures out for the lads’. Haringey Borough vs. Leyton Orient - I was behind the goal and bumped into this middle aged bloke with a megaphone. I said ‘That’s Dean Brill in goal’. He said ‘Who’s that?’ I said ‘He doesn’t pay his TV license’. Cue 90 mins of random announcements about Dean being offered annual payments, monthly payments, how he can’t watch Iplayer etc. This went on into ‘Dean Brill gave the latest Morrissey album 6/10 and prefers Dire Straits’ second album’. Any amusingly surreal innocents chaps? The first story about the guys with a tape measure is one of the most boring few lines I’ve ever read on here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 1 minute ago, Dindeleux said: The first story about the guys with a tape measure is one of the most boring few lines I’ve ever read on here. I'm guessing you had to be there..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The Moonster Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 1 hour ago, Girth said: I was at Millwall vs. Ipswich in August. Some guy got a tape measure out and started extending it to the roof of the stand. Suddenly his mate got his measure out and started doing the same...’Get your tape measures out for the lads’. This is exactly the level of banter I expect from a group of Millwall c***s. This has even bettered the appalling "he's got a plant pot on his head" shite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonHMFC Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 Let me tell you about an alternative history of British Football League Champions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Girth Posted December 18, 2017 Author Share Posted December 18, 2017 This is going well! [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 Aarau v YB a few years ago, away end was sold out with the YB ultras showing up in full. Spent most of the match treating us to what was borderline a full fireworks display(Glasgow Green on 5th of November style rockets and all sorts), then with about 10 minutes left they all go silent as a flag appears covering the entire away end. A minute or so later and the flag is pulled away again, with the lot of them having stripped down to their scants and going utterly mental, completely out of sync to what was happening on the park. It was pretty fucking bizarre, to say the least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 2 hours ago, Ross. said: Aarau v YB a few years ago, away end was sold out with the YB ultras showing up in full. Spent most of the match treating us to what was borderline a full fireworks display(Glasgow Green on 5th of November style rockets and all sorts), then with about 10 minutes left they all go silent as a flag appears covering the entire away end. A minute or so later and the flag is pulled away again, with the lot of them having stripped down to their scants and going utterly mental, completely out of sync to what was happening on the park. It was pretty fucking bizarre, to say the least. Did they have tape measures? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 Pro Evolution Soccer - "There's a strong wind blowing through the stadium" - Chris James. Terry Butcher provided the co-commentary. Exciting stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 3 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Did they have tape measures? It was a warm night, I doubt they’d have been needed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
locheedfcno1 Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 This is going well! [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] What was the millwall fans like?? Go for a pint?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Girth Posted December 19, 2017 Author Share Posted December 19, 2017 What was the millwall fans like?? Go for a pint?? I was in the Ipswich end as my mates are both hardcore Town fans. Millwall fans were poor. Mostly embarrassing teenagers doing w****r signs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 Dire Straits second album was good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lionel hutz Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 21 hours ago, jupe1407 said: Pro Evolution Soccer - "There's a strong wind blowing through the stadium" - Chris James. Terry Butcher provided the co-commentary. Exciting stuff. "two pints of milky, two pints of eh cre ah top cream milk or something I don't know” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Thats News to me. #PrehistoricGarbageTrucksHaveTheCityToThemselves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 22 hours ago, jupe1407 said: Pro Evolution Soccer - "There's a strong wind blowing through the stadium" - Chris James. Terry Butcher provided the co-commentary. Exciting stuff. I'd honestly take the old PES commentary over the new PES commentary. At least it was amusing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonHMFC Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 9 minutes ago, Richey Edwards said: I'd honestly take the old PES commentary over the new PES commentary. At least it was amusing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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