D.A.F.C Posted March 19, 2018 Share Posted March 19, 2018 Drink litres of fizzy juice all day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted March 19, 2018 Share Posted March 19, 2018 Send their kids to school with ballpoint pens from Argos or the bookie's 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 Have an enlarged sense of entitlement. Wear fleeces with wolves on them Own a car that’s worth more than their house. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 On Tuesday, March 13, 2018 at 22:29, Honest_Man#1 said: Post on social media about how medical companies and professionals are Illuminati liars and cannabis oil cures cancer. There is some medical research findings that suggest cannabis or hemp oil does fight some cancers. I'm sure it's used in some chemotherapy drugs TBH. On Friday, March 16, 2018 at 05:26, Greenlantern said: Wear suits that don't fit. Bit harsh. None of mine fit me anymore! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 Hang around outside court with a can of lager waiting to see if Big Tambo has been let off for his latest misdemeanour. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinkinFighter Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 Hang around outside court with a pitbull or some other kind of devil dog. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kennboy1978 Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 Own at least one 'Bonkers' album What if you own all 19 ? Asking for a mate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 Hang around outside court waiting on a prison van to bang on 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 2 hours ago, sjc said: There is some medical research findings that suggest cannabis or hemp oil does fight some cancers. I'm sure it's used in some chemotherapy drugs TBH. Regardless, it’s highly irresponsible to post up/share posts saying that it cures all cancer and is being hidden from us by the government, whilst at the same time saying that methods like chemotherapy are a scam. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chinatoon Bairn Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 Allow their children to run freely around a restaurant with no attempt to stop or control them. Said weans will also be screaming. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 2 hours ago, Bert Raccoon said: Hang around outside court with a can of lager waiting to see if Big Tambo has been let off for his latest misdemeanour. I was just about to post that. They go round the back to shout and wave to the jail bus as well. To be fair, i like to give the bus a cheery wave, if i see it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 On 3/15/2018 at 12:56, Gaz FFC said: Probably more people have them on a stand than the classy way of wall mounted. Stand by my point and i'm glad you seen sense I have mines on a stand. The building I live in is 500 years old. I would need to apply for planning permission to mount a TV stand onto the wall to slot it into. The c*nts are very strict here with regards to doing anything that impacts on the structure of the buildings in the old towns. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 14 minutes ago, Chinatoon Bairn said: Allow their children to run freely around a restaurant with no attempt to stop or control them. Said weans will also be screaming. I don't find the lower classes too bad for this. A sharp four-lettered volley from mum or dad at least shows willingness to control them. The middle-class folk in their own bubble with no concept that their wee Harry or Hamish is getting on everyone's tits are the worst offenders in my experience. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chinatoon Bairn Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 3 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: I don't find the lower classes too bad for this. A sharp four-lettered volley from mum or dad at least shows willingness to control them. The middle-class folk in their own bubble with no concept that their wee Harry or Hamish is getting on everyone's tits are the worst offenders in my experience. Quite possibly right with this, had to sit for a couple minutes deciding what class it deserved in before taking the plunge. Was tempted to say something to the parents until turned around and noticed the mother was about 8 foot tall and built like a brick shithouse, at which point my arsehole took a breath. Took the wise decision to leave the situation alone. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Venom Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 I don't find the lower classes too bad for this. A sharp four-lettered volley from mum or dad at least shows willingness to control them. The middle-class folk in their own bubble with no concept that their wee Harry or Hamish is getting on everyone's tits are the worst offenders in my experience. This is very much a London thing too. Little 'Olleee' or 'Maddee' or any other name they can truncate to include a rage-inducing 'ee' at the end of, running around like little c***s because mummee and dadeee have delegated their parenting to an au pair and they don't have a fucking clue. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 15 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: I don't find the lower classes too bad for this. A sharp four-lettered volley from mum or dad at least shows willingness to control them. The middle-class folk in their own bubble with no concept that their wee Harry or Hamish is getting on everyone's tits are the worst offenders in my experience. Definitely more a middle ‘listen to mummy’ class thing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 20 minutes ago, Ross. said: I have mines on a stand. The building I live in is 500 years old. I would need to apply for planning permission to mount a TV stand onto the wall to slot it into. The c*nts are very strict here with regards to doing anything that impacts on the structure of the buildings in the old towns. Was the building contractor Oma Gefahr und Söhne? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Was the building contractor Oma Gefahr und Söhne? He's probably old enough. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 24 minutes ago, Ross. said: I have mines on a stand. Aren't you worried they'll explode if they fall off? 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 Just now, GordonD said: Aren't you worried they'll explode if they fall off? Pun thread for this pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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