Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 1 hour ago, Margaret Thatcher said: Turn up at funerals like this: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 Have some respect. Raymond (Ray) b*****d was a top bloke. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 Smoke while riding a bike. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 8 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Smoke while riding a bike. It burns the ciggs too quickly when you cycle and smoke at the same time. Quite wasteful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 It burns the ciggs too quickly when you cycle and smoke at the same time. Quite wasteful. Hot rock punctures are also a concern. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 Have funeral flowers like this. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 Wonder if that bottle of juice is supposed to be orange flavour? Could mix it with the Vodka to make his favourite drink, a Screwdriver.. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highland Capital Posted May 4, 2018 Author Share Posted May 4, 2018 Go on holiday to a holiday camp. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 smoke whilst pushing a pram or holding a kids hand. utter tink behaviour 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeTillEhDeh Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 The weird spelling these use for their kids names. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 Think something like a Caramel Cocoa Cluster Frappuccino is a coffee. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panda Pies Posted May 6, 2018 Share Posted May 6, 2018 sharing the local community hall to have your 21st and your gran's 50th birthday parties and then fighting outside because somebody you went to school with was ''bragging'' about having stuck it up her bum last week. for some reason, I had Ayrshire in mind when I was typing this post. That's sounds like Fife m8. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted May 6, 2018 Share Posted May 6, 2018 Go on holiday to a holiday camp. Centre Parcs seems quite middle class. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highland Capital Posted May 6, 2018 Author Share Posted May 6, 2018 4 minutes ago, Scary Bear said: Centre Parcs seems quite middle class. The other week someone was talking up Havan to me. Sounded absolutely grim. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted May 6, 2018 Share Posted May 6, 2018 1 hour ago, Scary Bear said: Centre Parcs seems quite middle class. We're going to Center Parcs next week. It's a great holiday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted May 6, 2018 Share Posted May 6, 2018 We're going to Center Parcs next week. It's a great holiday. I'm going in August. Bairns fans middle-classing it up. Nice! Let me know how you get on entertaining the young one. Havent researched it much but il need to find out what there is for the by then 3 and 1 year olds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 6, 2018 Share Posted May 6, 2018 8 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 12 minutes ago, Rugster said: We're going to Center Parcs next week. It's a great holiday. I'm going in August. Bairns fans middle-classing it up. Nice! Let me know how you get on entertaining the young one. Havent researched it much but il need to find out what there is for the by then 3 and 1 year olds. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted May 7, 2018 Share Posted May 7, 2018 Watch, or take part in the fucking Jeremy Kyle Show. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highland Capital Posted May 14, 2018 Author Share Posted May 14, 2018 Fight over/at the football. It's just a game folks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 14, 2018 Share Posted May 14, 2018 Verbally abuse victims of racism. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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