Highland Capital Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 Go grouse shooting and deer stalking. Refer to friends as 'old chum' and 'old boy'. Give their children surnames as Christian names, particularly 'Crawford' and 'Farquhar' (which they pronounce 'Farr-Qwar'). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 Trick the lower classes to vote Tory for them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 Wear fleeces and wellies. Have smelly slobbering dogs all over the place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 Just now, G_Man1985 said: Wayhey I wear fleeces and wellies. I don't own a dog :-( Posh c**t. Get a dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 Don’t eat crisps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 @KnightswoodBear has a thread all to himself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 Marry their cousins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D'Jaffo Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 Shoot foxes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highland Capital Posted March 5, 2018 Author Share Posted March 5, 2018 Sign up for the university quidditch team. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Co.Down Hibee Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 Wear a top hat and say spiffing and by jove and so on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Watson Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 2 minutes ago, Co.Down Hibee said: Wear a top hat and say spiffing and by jove and so on. There is nothing wrong with that old bean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 Have very dirty, old houses.Wear tweed.Drive dirty 4x4’s.Try to avoid inheritance tax. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 Find the working classes charming and salt of the earth but the middle classes appalling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 Even my dog wears tweed. Showing a stiff upper lip earlier by not letting snow stop play and simply taking out the orange ball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 Murder their child, pretend she's been kidnapped and make millions from publicity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 Murder their child, pretend she's been kidnapped and make millions from publicity. They are not upper class, just look at Auntie Phil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 1 minute ago, Brother Blades said: They are not upper class, just look at Auntie Phil. They could buy half of Hampshire with their childkill winnings. New money, obviously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Golden God Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 Support Partick Thistle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 Drink craft beer. (f**k craft beer and all craft beer wankers) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 Snort when they laugh Never buy a round Think a bison is something you wash the dishes in Call dinner / tea, supper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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