Shandon Par Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 13 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: I'm all in favour of more of these sorts of traps in the streets. I'd like to see them introduced over here to catch as many of these 'text and walk' (a phrase that also includes those browsing whilst walking) cretins as possible. The traps shouldn't have those door panels though so that nothing might stop guilty people from falling in. There should be a roaring fire and/or deadly spinning blades in said traps. No mercy. Both me and my old man fell through trapdoors. Him in an old bank building (now McDonalds) on the High Street in Dunfermline (broken ankle) and me into the cellar of a flat my pal was renovating. Quite painful. The roaring fire may be overkill. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 what gets me is c***s that suddenly decide they cant read their phone walking and stop dead infront of you. bring on the traps! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 9 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Both me and my old man fell through trapdoors. Him in an old bank building (now McDonalds) on the High Street in Dunfermline (broken ankle) and me into the cellar of a flat my pal was renovating. Quite painful. The roaring fire may be overkill. How did you both manage that?! 6 minutes ago, ah-dee said: what gets me is c***s that suddenly decide they cant read their phone walking and stop dead infront of you. bring on the traps! Yes! Glad to have you on board 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 Both me and my old man fell through trapdoors. Him in an old bank building (now McDonalds) on the High Street in Dunfermline (broken ankle) and me into the cellar of a flat my pal was renovating. Quite painful. The roaring fire may be overkill. Shandon Par's old man. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 4 minutes ago, Chicken Wing said: Shandon Par's old man. FTFY! 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Girth Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 My ex girlfriend. Dumped me whilst I was on business in the US with no further contact. She now dates a spanner who looks like Mr Potato Head. She’s thick as mince. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 19 minutes ago, Girth said: My ex girlfriend. Dumped me whilst I was on business in the US with no further contact. She now dates a spanner who looks like Mr Potato Head. She’s thick as mince. I'm glad to see you got over it 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 My ex girlfriend. Dumped me whilst I was on business in the US with no further contact. She now dates a spanner who looks like Mr Potato Head. She’s thick as mince. Mince & Tatties, they’re made for each other!It’s destiny, can’t f**k with destiny. 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: FTFY! Your dad was made of cement? Sum boi. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 2 hours ago, DA Baracus said: How did you both manage that?! I think in his case it was in the dark and he went down into the vault. In my case I was talking to my pal one second and the next I was in an upside down world of pain. Him and my daughter witnessed it I genuinely thought they were going to die from laughing. Purple and hyperventilating (once they realised I wasn't dead). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Your dad was made of cement? Sum boi. He did dress a bit like Chicken Wing's Uncle Albert pic. Folk used to think he was our gardener. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 2 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: He did dress a bit like Chicken Wing's Uncle Albert pic. Folk used to think he was our gardener. Can see where your fashion sense comes from. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Girth Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 I'm glad to see you got over itYeah. She was really hot mind. Also, I’ve never been dumped before. The chickenshit way she did it is what infuriated me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 Mince & Tatties, they’re made for each other!It’s destiny, can’t f**k with destiny. It’s bullshit quoting your own post, I know!But I love that@Girth has greenied this- the guy is obviously over the cum-bucket he used to date. She’s a poor example of a human being & well rid. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 It’s bullshit quoting your own post, I know!But I love that[mention=61427]Girth[/mention] has greenied this- the guy is obviously over the cum-bucket he used to date. She’s a poor example of a human being & well rid. I’m going to have to quote my own post again, when I said “well rid” I didn’t mean that Girth’s mate was riding his ex well, although, he probably is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 17 hours ago, Hillonearth said: Fair dos. It was a bit like this except she was running full tilt. I'm also not a big cellar door. Absolutely fucking delighted by this. The number of times I do a Broony at people wandering diagonally* towards me with their head in their phone on a busy city street, drives me nuts. *Not just bishops, normal people too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 Fair dos. It was a bit like this except she was running full tilt. I'm also not a big cellar door. the more times this is quoted the better. i still giggle like a bairn and seen it dozens of times! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 1 minute ago, ah-dee said: the more times this is quoted the better. i still giggle like a bairn and seen it dozens of times! It's the two passers by who see her disappear, they stop in shock but they do absolutely f**k all to see if she's okay. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 It's the two passers by who see her disappear, they stop in shock but they do absolutely f**k all to see if she's okay.they end themselves laughing mate not sure theres much more they could do! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 1 minute ago, The Moonster said: It's the two passers by who see her disappear, they stop in shock but they do absolutely f**k all to see if she's okay. Thought that too but apparently they did help. The woman who fell was 67. https://www.ktnv.com/now-trending/woman-falls-into-6-foot-cellar-while-texting-and-walking 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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