The Minertaur Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 21 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: ...and I yelled, I said, "What do you want from us, monster?" And the monster bent down, and said, "I need about tree-fitty." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 “WHERE’S THE DEEDS?!” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: SSLUUUUUUT! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I cut down trees, I wear high heels, Suspenders and a bra I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear papa 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisal Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 (edited) 4 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Damn followed through Edited September 28, 2018 by thisal 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 3 hours ago, Shandon Par said: I cut down trees, I wear high heels, Suspenders and a bra I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear papa That’s all very interesting but can you please provide a caption for the photo. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 5 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: "That lassie got groped and no c**t leaves here until we find out what c**t did it". 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 5 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: "Yes, your Honour, I suppose the next logical step for me is to sign for Clyde FC" 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 5 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: My God Ma, they'll have to clear the court if Daddy keeps farting like that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 6 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: And my daughter asked 'should we pray for the woman' 'Just her?' I replied. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 14 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: "Div asked me for legal advice about Mumsnet and I told him "Kick them in the pie"...." 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 15 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Respect ma authorapey 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 (edited) 15 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: If someone hasn't photoshopped Gregg Wallace's face on every face in the audience by the time I wake up, I'll be very disappointed. Edited September 28, 2018 by Cardinal Richelieu 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 sniff sniff "it was me!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie95 Posted September 29, 2018 Share Posted September 29, 2018 On 24/09/2018 at 11:23, NJ2 said: Ziggy takes the points, next... It was a surprise when The Glaswegian version of 'This is America' didn't really catch on. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted September 29, 2018 Share Posted September 29, 2018 11 hours ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: If someone hasn't photoshopped Gregg Wallace's face on every face in the audience by the time I wake up, I'll be very disappointed. Better 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted September 29, 2018 Share Posted September 29, 2018 Caption random pictures- Widstock 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted September 29, 2018 Author Share Posted September 29, 2018 Make America Cheesy Again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 29, 2018 Share Posted September 29, 2018 12 minutes ago, Cerberus said: Make America Cheesy Again. Wid, with extra cheese. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted September 29, 2018 Share Posted September 29, 2018 Mmmmm danone 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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