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On 16/01/2019 at 20:59, Nutz_the_Squirrel said:

People who, even in 2019, continue to use the phrase 'should have gone to Specsavers'.

On a similar theme, people in the office who, when their computer is playing up, exclaim 'Computer says no!'.  In 2019.

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People who don’t take sugar in their tea or coffee and tell you, “ They’re sweet enough without it “

People who walk into a sauna / steam room and exclaim “ Christ it’s hot in here”

Anyone ( unless they have a medical condition ) who wears sunglasses indoors 

 

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People who don’t take sugar in their tea or coffee and tell you, “ They’re sweet enough without it “
People who walk into a sauna / steam room and exclaim “ Christ it’s hot in here”
Anyone ( unless they have a medical condition ) who wears sunglasses indoors 
 


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1 hour ago, Unleash The Nade said:

People who don’t take sugar in their tea or coffee and tell you, “ They’re sweet enough without it “

I asked a woman in a coffee shop how often she hears this and perhaps unsurprisingly she said, "Lots, and every person saying it thinks they are being original". I hope she doesn't put on a fake smile everytime and just stares the c***s out. 

However, it is good to say that or "Can you sell me the winning ticket please hahaha" to a lottery vendor to make your kids cringe if you are a fan of embarrassing them in public.

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I asked a woman in a coffee shop how often she hears this and perhaps unsurprisingly she said, "Lots, and every person saying it thinks they are being original". I hope she doesn't put on a fake smile everytime and just stares the c***s out. 
However, it is good to say that or "Can you sell me the winning ticket please hahaha" to a lottery vendor to make your kids cringe if you are a fan of embarrassing them in public.
Reminds me of this


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Never having travelled anywhere.

Now granted, some people would like to travel more but can't afford it, but I'm sure you can tell people who've never been anywhere pretty quickly.  Brexit has often intrigued me about this question as I reckon the correlation between the amount of travel someone had done and whether how they voted would be quite noticeable.  One would imagine that the percentage of people who'd never left Britain and voted for leave was probably pretty high.

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Idiots who, usually people with very little ambition or success themselves, complain about a ‘loser mentality’ of professional footballers, managers or clubs for poor performances, poor tactics or not spending millions chasing trophies respectively.

Can’t be arsed to further themselves so they call people infinitely more successful than themselves losers from afar.

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Never having traveled anywhere.
Now granted, some people would like to travel more but can't afford it, but I'm sure you can tell people who've never been anywhere pretty quickly.  Brexit has often intrigued me about this question as I reckon the correlation between the amount of travel someone had done and whether how they voted would be quite noticeable.  One would imagine that the percentage of people who'd never left Britain and vote for leave was probably pretty high.


Don’t need to go to many places to realise that a lot of Britain is absolute shite.
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8 minutes ago, Dons_1988 said:

 


Don’t need to go to many places to realise that a lot of Britain is absolute shite.

 

And a lot of it isn't. Get out there and see for yourself. 

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54 minutes ago, Dons_1988 said:

 


Don’t need to go to many places to realise that a lot of Britain is absolute shite.

 

I always thought in 2014, Yes should've run buses for undecided voters to show them other parts of the UK and ask them if this is really what they wanted to stay a part of.

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Don’t need to go to many places to realise that a lot of Britain is absolute shite.
Was in the Netherlands just before Christmas. Every town I visited was clean and tidy, and there was a noticeable absence of fat, sullen people. Two steps off the bus in Glasgow and a guy's up chinning me for money. Beggars lying in the rain amongst all the rubbish.

My heart sank at how much my city is becoming worse after a few years of getting its act together.
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18 minutes ago, Hampden Diehard said:

Was in the Netherlands just before Christmas. Every town I visited was clean and tidy, and there was a noticeable absence of fat, sullen people. Two steps off the bus in Glasgow and a guy's up chinning me for money. Beggars lying in the rain amongst all the rubbish.

My heart sank at how much my city is becoming worse after a few years of getting its act together.

Was walking the wee man round my bit over the weekend and seeing rubbish everywhere just made my heart sink.

What is it with people who are happy to just throw litter everywhere. Absolute c***s who weren't brought up but dragged up

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Was in the Netherlands just before Christmas. Every town I visited was clean and tidy, and there was a noticeable absence of fat, sullen people. Two steps off the bus in Glasgow and a guy's up chinning me for money. Beggars lying in the rain amongst all the rubbish.

My heart sank at how much my city is becoming worse after a few years of getting its act together.


I had 4 hours in Birmingham airport on the way back from nice a few years ago.

I know nice is probably an idealistic version of Europe as a whole but going from there to the Wetherspoons in Birmingham airport and the clientele there was fucking grim.
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So many selfish morons who just throw litter and rubbish away now and also people who leave their house or garden in a state. It’s just laziness and deserves a kick in the pie.

Parked near starks park on Saturday and that area is just full of beer bottles and rubbish just left lying. I get that people are struggling but there’s no need. It’s pretty sad that the general quality of the streets all over is falling back due to a combination of the local authorities being skint and people being selfish p***ks.

There shouldn’t be anyone unemployed when the streets, parks and town centres are a total mess. It really pisses me off how lazy and fucked up people are in the uk.

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