ClydeTon Posted November 20, 2023 Share Posted November 20, 2023 1 hour ago, Empty It said: "I/We did a thing" Stop pretending that putting up your Christmas tree early is some marvellous life changing experience you think c***s. The real crime. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted November 20, 2023 Share Posted November 20, 2023 1 hour ago, Empty It said: "I/We did a thing" Stop pretending that putting up your Christmas tree early is some marvellous life changing experience you think c***s. Maybe for these absolute zeroes it is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'WellDel Posted November 20, 2023 Share Posted November 20, 2023 1 hour ago, Empty It said: "I/We did a thing" Stop pretending that putting up your Christmas tree early is some marvellous life changing experience you think c***s. All these shitey excuses for wanting to show off any little, mundane thing they've done. " We did a thing" Oh I see you've painted your living room a different colour. Fucking amazing. " How it started, How it's going". I'm amazed to see you in (insert team colours) as a child, and lo and behold you still support the same team now as an adult. Mind-blowing. "Obligatory airport drinks pic" Back in the day, on their return you used to ask friends/colleagues how their holiday was, then rapidly changed the subject before they tried to assault your eyes with a thousand photos. Now you get a pic of a pint of lager before they've even fucked off. Mind-numbing, attention seeking pish. 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted November 21, 2023 Share Posted November 21, 2023 (edited) 8 hours ago, 'WellDel said: All these shitey excuses for wanting to show off any little, mundane thing they've done. " We did a thing" Oh I see you've painted your living room a different colour. Fucking amazing. " How it started, How it's going". I'm amazed to see you in (insert team colours) as a child, and lo and behold you still support the same team now as an adult. Mind-blowing. "Obligatory airport drinks pic" Back in the day, on their return you used to ask friends/colleagues how their holiday was, then rapidly changed the subject before they tried to assault your eyes with a thousand photos. Now you get a pic of a pint of lager before they've even fucked off. Mind-numbing, attention seeking pish. In the 70's/80's sitcoms there was a cliche joke when Graham used to bore everyone by making them watch a slideshow on a projector of his and Barbara's holiday in Tenerife. "Enjoying a beer, Bab's with a kebab.".. That's what Facebook has become. Edited November 21, 2023 by Tony Ferrino 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyM Posted November 21, 2023 Share Posted November 21, 2023 2 hours ago, Tony Ferrino said: In the 70's/80's sitcoms there was a cliche joke when Graham used to bore everyone by making them watch a slideshow on a projector of his and Barbara's holiday in Tenerife. "Enjoying a beer, Bab's with a kebab.".. That's what Facebook has become. Definitely think we have gone a few miles past peak Social Media. Twitter is broken and crawling with bots and nutters, and Facebook is pretty much unusable as its nothing but adverts and sponsored pish. I was once a prolific user but I just don't bother with it now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leith Green Posted November 21, 2023 Share Posted November 21, 2023 21 hours ago, Empty It said: "I/We did a thing" Stop pretending that putting up your Christmas tree early is some marvellous life changing experience you think c***s. Same c***s that bought dugs during Covid "so we can do something together" i.e. picking up a warm moist labradoodle jobby in the pishing rain in February Ah, the romance 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DannyBlue Posted November 22, 2023 Share Posted November 22, 2023 Building on the Christmas theme. Organising or participating in the worst of all the soulless, corporate, organised fun events: Christmas jumper day. No, it's not hilarious that you went to Primark and bought a jumper with Santa on it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScotiaNostra Posted November 23, 2023 Share Posted November 23, 2023 (edited) On 21/11/2023 at 07:51, Tony Ferrino said: In the 70's/80's sitcoms there was a cliche joke when Graham used to bore everyone by making them watch a slideshow on a projector of his and Barbara's holiday in Tenerife. "Enjoying a beer, Bab's with a kebab.".. That's what Facebook has become. That is an excellent point and exactly what social media has become. Its made nearly everyone become like Graham from a mid 70/80s sitcom. The most boring narcissistic people. Edited November 23, 2023 by ScotiaNostra 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScotiaNostra Posted November 23, 2023 Share Posted November 23, 2023 On 21/11/2023 at 10:04, AndyM said: Definitely think we have gone a few miles past peak Social Media. Twitter is broken and crawling with bots and nutters, and Facebook is pretty much unusable as its nothing but adverts and sponsored pish. I was once a prolific user but I just don't bother with it now. That can be true, it would be good if everyone spent less time online but seems people spend more than ever looking at screens 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pawpar Posted December 23, 2023 Share Posted December 23, 2023 Was watching the chase earlier on today. Q. What planet was hit by a comet in 2009. A. Earth. Even Bradley Walsh said " I think we would have noticed " The answer is of course - Jupiter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted December 23, 2023 Share Posted December 23, 2023 On 21/11/2023 at 08:04, AndyM said: Facebook is pretty much unusable as its nothing but adverts and sponsored pish. I was once a prolific user but I just don't bother with it now. Not sure about the Web version, but on the mobile application it's very simple to switch to a feed with just updates from friends and groups/pages you've joined. Posts in chronological order, no shittey recommended posts and only one advert at the top of the feed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highlandmac Posted December 24, 2023 Share Posted December 24, 2023 On 20/11/2023 at 19:21, Empty It said: "I/We did a thing" Stop pretending that putting up your Christmas tree early is some marvellous life changing experience you think c***s. Tbf,they did do a thing,just not anything worth bothering anyone else about On 22/11/2023 at 20:22, DannyBlue said: Building on the Christmas theme. Organising or participating in the worst of all the soulless, corporate, organised fun events: Christmas jumper day. No, it's not hilarious that you went to Primark and bought a jumper with Santa on it. Pretty hilarious,laughing all the way to the bank,for primark 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted December 26, 2023 Share Posted December 26, 2023 (edited) Buying and/or wearing matching family/festive pyjamas. There are no exceptions to this rule. Edited December 26, 2023 by vikingTON 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted December 26, 2023 Share Posted December 26, 2023 On 23/12/2023 at 02:40, pawpar said: Was watching the chase earlier on today. Q. What planet was hit by a comet in 2009. A. Earth. Even Bradley Walsh said " I think we would have noticed " The answer is of course - Jupiter. Tbf the guy could have been from Methil and not noticed if a comet hit the Earth or not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted December 26, 2023 Share Posted December 26, 2023 16 minutes ago, tamthebam said: Tbf the guy could have been from Methil and not noticed if a comet hit the Earth or not. TBF, The Proclaimers have given him 30 odd years to get used to the idea 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted February 25 Share Posted February 25 Throwing a flare onto a plastic pitch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parsforlife Posted February 25 Share Posted February 25 4 minutes ago, DiegoDiego said: Throwing a flare We don’t even need to restrict this to plastic pitches(tho yes it’s obviously worse with the extra damage) I’m not even particularly anti-flare either 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted February 25 Share Posted February 25 7 hours ago, parsforlife said: We don’t even need to restrict this to plastic pitches(tho yes it’s obviously worse with the extra damage) I’m not even particularly anti-flare either @parsforlife heading down Halbeath Road 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted April 4 Share Posted April 4 Having "That's a hate crime now" as your sole piece of patter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effeffsee_the2nd Posted April 5 Share Posted April 5 Thinking ( and commenting online) that simply adding a primark to a neglected town centre will suddenly reverse 20 years of decline 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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