19QOS19 Posted August 4, 2019 Share Posted August 4, 2019 Claim 'internet friends' are real friends.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highland Capital Posted August 7, 2019 Author Share Posted August 7, 2019 "How can there be global warming when it was cold yesterday?" 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 13 hours ago, Highland Capital said: "How can there be global warming when it was cold yesterday?" 'D Trump - 2018'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 Seems to be a craze in Edinburgh of removing the front number plate of your car and tucking it on the dashboard. It has been a "thing" with London supercar drivers who don't want a number plate "spoiling" the look of their £250k cock extension but I'm not sure what it's about here. Is it a Max Power thing where folk do it to show off the front end of their ruined/boy racered up car? Is it to beat average speed cameras? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strichener Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 Just now, Shandon Par said: Seems to be a craze in Edinburgh of removing the front number plate of your car and tucking it on the dashboard. It has been a "thing" with London supercar drivers who don't want a number plate "spoiling" the look of their £250k cock extension but I'm not sure what it's about here. Is it a Max Power thing where folk do it to show off the front end of their ruined/boy racered up car? Is it to beat average speed cameras? It's a quick way to a fixed penalty. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 Getting so drunk you get thrown out of a gig 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 I was at Still Game at the Hydro a few years back (the night Warburton left Rangers I weirdly remember) and a steaming lassie (40 odd and slightly obese) about 4 rows behind us projectile vomited forward, didn't get any of the spray on me thankfully. The lassie who she covered was digging her for about 15 seconds before security got between them. Was some sight; A paralytic women on the floor getting hammer punched MMA style in the face by a lassie she just covered in last nights dinner. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 I think if I went to a mass AA meeting at the hydro 3/4 of the audience would still be wasted. A lot of people can't go out without getting to the point they don't know their own name and the Hydro seems to be the beacon for these types. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 Why do folk get so utterly steamingfor shows and the like,? Don't they want to remember it, or can't they enjoy it without a belly full of booze? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 1 minute ago, Stellaboz said: Why do folk get so utterly steamingfor shows and the like,? Don't they want to remember it, or can't they enjoy it without a belly full of booze? Indeed, is that not what after the show is for? Out by 10/half 10 and you still have hours until the pubs and clubs close. Think that's how civilised folk do it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 All I know is if I paid £50 to go and see a band I wouldn't spend the day before it getting pished and I wouldn't continually drink cups of £5 beer when I was in there 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 I don't drink too much before a concert especially if I'm standing as I don't want to spend the show needing the toilet or at the toilet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 I've seen this so often I just don't understand it. Going to a comedy gig in particular and heckling till you're chucked out. I watched one guy have virtually the whole audience shout at him to shut up till security got rid of him, how is this fun?c***s. There was one dickhead like that at a Jim Jefferies gig. He kept tearing the p***k a new arsehole but it got to the point where Jefferies actually broke character and basically said give it a rest, the audience hasn't paid their money to listen to him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crroma Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 Why do folk get so utterly steamingfor shows and the like,? Don't they want to remember it, or can't they enjoy it without a belly full of booze? They don't actually enjoy the show, its just a thinly veiled cover for public drinking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 2 hours ago, Stellaboz said: Why do folk get so utterly steamingfor shows and the like,? Don't they want to remember it, or can't they enjoy it without a belly full of booze? They can watch the whole thing again on their bloody phone that they've got on record and held up in the air for most of the bloody show. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 They can watch the whole thing again on their bloody phone that they've got on record and held up in the air for most of the bloody show.They'd be the first to go in my 4th Reich 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 If you have ever shouted "this is the best night of my life" while your head is out the roof of a limo then you’re worse than Hitler. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 12 minutes ago, Cerberus said: If you have ever shouted "this is the best night of my life" while your head is out the roof of a limo then you’re worse than Hitler. This is where it all started. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinheed Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 2 hours ago, Cerberus said: If you have ever shouted "this is the best night of my life" while your head is out the roof of a limo then you’re worse than Hitler. Even after all these years, Hitler still gets a bad press. He lived out his life peacefully in a village in ******** until he was 72, but nobody mentions that! *Name of village omitted to protect local sympathizers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 1 minute ago, Skinheed said: Even after all these years, Hitler still gets a bad press. He lived out his life peacefully in a village in ******** until he was 72, but nobody mentions that! *Name of village omitted to protect local sympathizers. Is it Airdrie? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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