GordonS Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 I'm a greedy fat b*****d and I generally don't leave the house without a cereal bar and a bottle of juice, and I've taken plenty of food into football grounds. But bananas are too easily squished in pockets or bags so I've never taken one to a game. How likely is it that someone takes a banana into a football ground, throws the skin at a black player, and it isn't racial? https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/46607199 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Ferguson's Hat Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 Bananas are good. It's racism that shouldn't be allowed into the stadium. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Ferguson's Hat Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 Only doves of peace should be thrown on to the park. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 When I was a wean sometimes my maw would give me something to eat before I went to the games. This may have been a banana on occasion. I usually ate it on the bus into the town tho' so unlikely that I actually took it into the game. Was more likely gonna be a packet of Frazzles anyway. I'm not gonna say with 100% certainty I've went to a game without a banana but it's highly unlikely. Thank you call for coming to my TEDTalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rab B Nesbit Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 Goodison 1988 ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Ferguson's Hat Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 The Ev. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rab B Nesbit Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 1 minute ago, Barry Ferguson's Hat said: The Ev. Got it in one Baz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 I doubt I ever would. He seems like a bit of a p***k, TBH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 Whoever first brought Banana to a football game has a lot to answer for....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 applepine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernLights Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 I've taken bananas to football before but purely for their nutritional value. At the recent League Cup semi-final a steward gave me a pat down and discovered something in my jacket pocket. "What is that?" he exclaimed in a surprised tone. I reached my hand into said pocket and produced a satsuma. "You can't eat that in the stadium" he declared. I gave him a puzzled look and said "OK then". As soon as I was past the turnstiles I enjoyed the delicious satsuma and had a wee chuckle to myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JTS98 Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 11 hours ago, AsimButtHitsASix said: I'm not gonna say with 100% certainty I've went to a game without a banana but it's highly unlikely. 5 hours ago, NorthernLights said: I've taken bananas to football before Racists, IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 Ban bananas, brink booze back.. What could go wrong? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JTS98 Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 2 hours ago, Romeo said: Ban bananas, brink booze back.. What could go wrong? Why would you ban Banana Yaya and any other players who share his name? Would Olympiacos be compensated? Guillaume Beuzelin was a fine player, for a Hibs tramp, but I think he'd be a bit past it now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 Is it OK to throw bacon sandwiches at Jewish players? Asking for a freund. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 No, it's a waste of a bacon sandwich. I'll take it off you if you're desperate to get rid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 10 hours ago, NorthernLights said: I've taken bananas to football before but purely for their nutritional value. At the recent League Cup semi-final a steward gave me a pat down and discovered something in my jacket pocket. "What is that?" he exclaimed in a surprised tone. I reached my hand into said pocket and produced a satsuma. "You can't eat that in the stadium" he declared. I gave him a puzzled look and said "OK then". As soon as I was past the turnstiles I enjoyed the delicious satsuma and had a wee chuckle to myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 16 hours ago, Barry Ferguson's Hat said: Only doves of peace should be thrown on to the park. You mean white doves? Reported. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 1 hour ago, nsr said: Is it OK to throw bacon sandwiches at Jewish players I'd like to know what the earnest footballing bigot is supposed to do about the influx of central european, south american and asian players in to the game - what is the etiquette for throwing things at those demographics - beetroot, tins of corned beef and pandas ETA: Quote Asking for a freund. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JTS98 Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 3 minutes ago, Herman Hessian said: I'd like to know what the earnest footballing bigot is supposed to do about the influx of central european, south american and asian players in to the game - what is the etiquette for throwing things at those demographics - beetroot, tins of corned beef and pandas ? Easy. Central European - Throw carp at them. Polish lunatics keep a carp in their bath at this time of year. Asians: Dogs, obviously. If the player in question is Korean, it may be better to throw a fan to mock their belief in Fan Death. South Americans: At this time of year it's cheaper to throw snowballs than white powder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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