Herman Hessian Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 come on then - what utter rubbish have you been presented with this year, unwrapping with forced glee and smiling through gritted teeth ? as an early kick off (mrs h's dad has just been round to drop stuff off, and insisted that it was all opened while he was here) - I am now the proud owner of a 2kg bag (about 18 metres if laid out flat, apparently) of washed and cured cow intestines yay on you trot.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 I got a packet of batteries when I was about 15 from a slightly loopy neighbour as she often saw me listening to my walkman while walking the dog. Slightly odd but appreciated, she died not long after. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 27 minutes ago, Herman Hessian said: come on then - what utter rubbish have you been presented with this year, unwrapping with forced glee and smiling through gritted teeth ? as an early kick off (mrs h's dad has just been round to drop stuff off, and insisted that it was all opened while he was here) - I am now the proud owner of a 2kg bag (about 18 metres if laid out flat, apparently) of washed and cured cow intestines yay on you trot.... The mark of a prize c**t. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 10 minutes ago, Tynierose said: Where did you hide the body? Ate the flesh, wear the skin as a suit when it's a full moon. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 1 minute ago, Flybhoy said: Ate the flesh, wear the skin as a suit when it's a full moon. She must have been some size of a woman. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pittsburgh phil Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 An elderly aunt of my dad's once gave me a Stanley knife, I would've been around ten at the time. No idea why. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LincolnHearts Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 26 minutes ago, Flybhoy said: I got a packet of batteries when I was about 15 from a slightly loopy neighbour as she often saw me listening to my walkman while walking the dog. Slightly odd but appreciated, she died not long after. Never owned a walkman and slung the batteries in your dildo. Nap. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Ferguson's Hat Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 I've got my brother a bin and 2 bottles of that VIPoo stuff. A few years ago my parents got me The Communist Manifesto and Mein Kampf, amongst other things. I also got a severed ostrich toe for my 21st 10 days later. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 A pair of socks for a child. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whereismillar Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 A mate of mine is getting his wife a wheelbarrow for her Christmas...………….don't ask. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 9 hours ago, mizfit said: A pair of socks for a child. That's a pretty fair deal. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 My mate told me yesterday that he has got his wife seeds to grow a thistle, £1.25. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 A mate of mine is getting his wife a wheelbarrow for her Christmas...………….don't ask.Clearly steeling them from work 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverton End Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 10 minutes ago, John Lambies Doos said: 13 hours ago, whereismillar said: A mate of mine is getting his wife a wheelbarrow for her Christmas...………….don't ask. Clearly steeling them from work 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 Disappointed @throbber hasn’t contributed to this thread yet. Can imagine he’s got some cracking stories to tell. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whereismillar Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 3 hours ago, Silverton End said: its a garden one , apparently its what she wants ..(so he says) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 I got her one of those window vacuum things a few years ago. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Snooty Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 I got a pack of Tennent's lager. Gnat's piss strained through a sweaty sock. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzzyBear Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 Every year my colleagues give me a box of chocolates knowing fine well I have not eaten chocolate for about 40 years. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ylf Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 Mind my dad bought my mum a foot warmer one year. Stupid dick was in the dog house for days[emoji23][emoji23] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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