Shandon Par Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 2 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Why does he eat from a frying pan? One of life's wee pleasures. If I'm home alone and make something like a risotto or jambalaya I'll often not bother with a plate and just tuck straight in to the pan then hand the remains over to the dog to lick off all the remaining bits from the pan. Does a better job than a scouring pad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 One of life's wee pleasures. If I'm home alone and make something like a risotto or jambalaya I'll often not bother with a plate and just tuck straight in to the pan then hand the remains over to the dog to lick off all the remaining bits from the pan. Does a better job than a scouring pad. You are just the most incredibly middle class c**t on here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 1 minute ago, Bairnardo said: 8 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: One of life's wee pleasures. If I'm home alone and make something like a risotto or jambalaya I'll often not bother with a plate and just tuck straight in to the pan then hand the remains over to the dog to lick off all the remaining bits from the pan. Does a better job than a scouring pad. You are just the most incredibly middle class c**t on here Thanks. Maybe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 Thanks. Maybe? Not sure myself tbh. Stuck in the middle personally as I love risotto but quite fancy that kebab meat nightmare.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 14 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: One of life's wee pleasures. If I'm home alone and make something like a risotto or jambalaya I'll often not bother with a plate and just tuck straight in to the pan then hand the remains over to the dog to lick off all the remaining bits from the pan. Does a better job than a scouring pad. You disgust me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 4 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 10 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Thanks. Maybe? Not sure myself tbh. Stuck in the middle personally as I love risotto but quite fancy that kebab meat nightmare.... Saw them open for Korn at the Barrowlands in Jan '97 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wishyman Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 21 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: One of life's wee pleasures. If I'm home alone and make something like a risotto or jambalaya I'll often not bother with a plate and just tuck straight in to the pan then hand the remains over to the dog to lick off all the remaining bits from the pan. Does a better job than a scouring pad. Bet you're glad you married her now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 Jakey Teas on twitter is where its at. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 Jakey Teas on twitter is where its at.That would be class tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 13 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 19 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Thanks. Maybe? Not sure myself tbh. Stuck in the middle personally as I love risotto but quite fancy that kebab meat nightmare.... I know what you mean. I like Emma Stone and Lily Collins but wouldn't mind one of those scrubbers from Eastenders occasionally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 7 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 7 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Jakey Teas on twitter is where its at. That would be class tbh 2 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: I know what you mean. I like Emma Stone and Lily Collins but wouldn't mind one of those scrubbers from Eastenders occasionally. I get this but the above picture is the equivalent of eating Shirley Carter. Spoiler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I get this but the above picture is the equivalent of eating Shirley Carter. Reveal hidden contents I'd be happy with super noodles and microchips TBF. Macaroni is food for the under 10s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 You are just the most incredibly middle class c**t on hereNot if he’s letting his dug ‘eat’ out of a cooking pot.........the same dug that will have been noshing it’s own arsehole and baws minutes earlier.....Boak inducing behaviour.....🤮 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 Not if he’s letting his dug ‘eat’ out of a cooking pot he’s not...........the same dug that will have been noshing it’s own arsehole and baws minutes earlier.....Boak inducing behaviour.....🤮Middle classes can be minkers too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 3 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 7 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Not if he’s letting his dug ‘eat’ out of a cooking pot he’s not...........the same dug that will have been noshing it’s own arsehole and baws minutes earlier..... Boak inducing behaviour..... Middle classes can be minkers too You can put lipstick on a pig and it's still a pig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 Grown adults who have microchips, noodles and tomato sauce on the same plate should be taken to an airtight padded room immediately. And then gassed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 Middle classes can be minkers tooAbsolutely.......hence the edit for the original badly worded post.....🤪 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 1 hour ago, Zen Archer said: You can put lipstick on a pig and it's still a pig. Wid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Miguel Sanchez Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Jakey Teas on twitter is where its at. You're getting sued for putting me on to that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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