Herman Hessian Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 3 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I've been thinking... It can't be beyond today's technology to project crowd videos on to plain screens stretched over the seats, if their that keen to mimic attendance. they should pack subbuteo stands with - dunno - termites or something else that has some sort of 'crowd dynamic' and then green-screen that on to the sections of the stands between the roof and the advertising hoardings; not sure it'd be wholly realistic, but it'd be pretty cool if sections of the 'crowd' started devouring each other, crushing heads between pincers, disarticulating body parts with strings of goo between them - that sort of thing... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 3 minutes ago, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said: I was hoping the stretcher would be the size of a snooker table to make sure everyone was far enough apart. Or an actual snooker table on wheels. That would have been much better. actual snooker - a protracted safety exchange between eddie charlton and cliff thorburn - would be more entertaining than this evenings sterile shite... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 Arsenal players have been boozing and eating kebabs in lockdown haven't they? [emoji38] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speckled tangerine Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 11 minutes ago, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said: I was hoping the stretcher would be the size of a snooker table to make sure everyone was far enough apart. Or an actual snooker table on wheels. That would have been much better. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 I wonder what the odds would be on every single game until the end finishing up nil nil 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 5 minutes ago, Herman Hessian said: actual snooker - a protracted safety exchange between eddie charlton and cliff thorburn - would be more entertaining than this evenings sterile shite... Surprisingly, you've mentioned one of my Youtube highlights of the lockdown. Only beaten by David Bryant and Tony Allcock winning the pairs at the World Indoor Bowls in 1986. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 I wonder what the crowd noise will be like up here when Rangers play Celtic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 Rip willie thorne.No other player could build such a presence in a sport with so little talent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 1 minute ago, pandarilla said: Rip willie thorne. No other player could build such a presence in a sport with so little talent. "Mr Maximum". Number of 147s: Zero. This match is fantastic, isn't it? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerthewitness Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 As a supporter of a team who might not kick a ball until 2021, I feel more than entitled to point & laugh at this tarted-up pigshit excuse for a football league 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
senorsoupe Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 Given how stressful it must be to be a goalie behind Shkodran Mustafi and David Luiz, it's amazing that Bernd Leno doesn't have any grey hair 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 Eddie The Eagle? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distant Doonhamer Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 Good to see Arsenal giving their 3rd choice left back a run out. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 1 minute ago, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said: "Mr Maximum". Number of 147s: Zero. This match is fantastic, isn't it? Made one in the 1987 UK Championship. Sorry, I'm finding the snooker chat more exciting than the football. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 (edited) Edited June 17, 2020 by Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David W Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 Just now, Bully Wee Villa said: Made one in the 1987 UK Championship. Sorry, I'm finding the snooker chat more exciting than the football. I'm sure I once saw him marching Dougie Donnelly around a table once doing a 147. Not in a match obviously, but it would count if I managed it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 David Luiz is a bombscare 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
senorsoupe Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 Holy Crap, it's a goal! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve_Wilkos Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 21 minutes ago, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said: Surprisingly, you've mentioned one of my Youtube highlights of the lockdown. Only beaten by David Bryant and Tony Allcock winning the pairs at the World Indoor Bowls in 1986. Why do they do the stupid walk once they have released their bowls? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 8 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I wonder what the crowd noise will be like up here when Rangers play Celtic. You’ll find the answer on Page 290 of this thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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