Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 9 hours ago, ICTJohnboy said: Britain's warships are certainly flagging. Just wait (for a few years) until we get some planes for our aircraft carrier then we’ll show ‘em 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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dirty dingus Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 Active personnel MEI estimate (2011): 420,000[7] 350,000 (Ground Force) 37,000 (Air Force) 18,000 (Navy) 15,000 (Air Defense IRAN v UK Although the UK has the numbers on the water I think the cardboard planes might not be of much use in the arid desert conditions. The home team have formidable strength on the pitch and the sheer weight of numbers and their win at all cost mindset should see them over the line. A few pre war signings could have a major effect on the result with the UK eyeing up the talented USA and Iran looking at getting the experienced Russia on board. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 1 hour ago, throbber said: 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 40 minutes ago, dirty dingus said: Active personnel MEI estimate (2011): 420,000[7] 350,000 (Ground Force) 37,000 (Air Force) 18,000 (Navy) 15,000 (Air Defense IRAN v UK Although the UK has the numbers on the water I think the cardboard planes might not be of much use in the arid desert conditions. The home team have formidable strength on the pitch and the sheer weight of numbers and their win at all cost mindset should see them over the line. A few pre war signings could have a major effect on the result with the UK eyeing up the talented USA and Iran looking at getting the experienced Russia on board. Conscription is the answer. If I was 30years younger... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 Conscription is the answer. If I was 30years younger...Agreed. I have flat feet, otherwise id be showing those b*****ds.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tibbermoresaint Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 My bone spurs are a real problem. But I'll be there in spirit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
O'Kelly Isley III Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 If the Americans are doing the targeting we should evacuate Dumbarton and the surrounding area. Or maybe not.Bring it on, it can't be worse than the carnage I've witnessed in the last five days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 1 hour ago, dirty dingus said: Active personnel MEI estimate (2011): 420,000[7] 350,000 (Ground Force) 37,000 (Air Force) 18,000 (Navy) 15,000 (Air Defense IRAN v UK Although the UK has the numbers on the water I think the cardboard planes might not be of much use in the arid desert conditions. The home team have formidable strength on the pitch and the sheer weight of numbers and their win at all cost mindset should see them over the line. A few pre war signings could have a major effect on the result with the UK eyeing up the talented USA and Iran looking at getting the experienced Russia on board. Typical big state socialism here. We can be more efficient if we outsource provision of these services. A consortium led by Capita, Mitie and Balfour Beattie will sort them out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 If I was 30 years younger the only.place I'd be getting conscripted is the CongoScotland would probably lose to Biafra anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 45 minutes ago, MixuFixit said: If I was 30 years younger the only.place I'd be getting conscripted is the Congo Still, just think of all that Um Bongo. Every cloud and all that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirty dingus Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 1 hour ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Conscription is the answer. If I was 30years younger... I agree. I had two spaced/stoned/steaming early 20's lads ordering 6 slice and egg rolls and 4 pot noodles in front of me at the local cafe this morning. They could do with being cannon fodder in a bloody war, that will teach them not to be such greedy b*****ds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 Just now, dirty dingus said: 6 slice and egg rolls and 4 pot noodles Pretty sure if we started dropping crates of this into Iran we would win them over peacefully. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirty dingus Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 6 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Pretty sure if we started dropping crates of this into Iran we would win them over peacefully. Lovely sentiment to Give a Piece a chance but it's a logistical nightmare, the guy serving took nearly half an hour to dish up the order if he was to rustle up rolls for a population of 80 million I could see them being a bit pissed getting served up cold and hard rolls, it could lead to an even more bloody conflict. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 18 minutes ago, dirty dingus said: I agree. I had two spaced/stoned/steaming early 20's lads ordering 6 slice and egg rolls and 4 pot noodles in front of me at the local cafe this morning. They could do with being cannon fodder in a bloody war, that will teach them not to be such greedy b*****ds. What sort of cafe sells pot noodles? Firm government by a revolutionary islamic regime could be just what this country needs. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirty dingus Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 11 minutes ago, coprolite said: What sort of cafe sells pot noodles? Firm government by a revolutionary islamic regime could be just what this country needs. Well it's more an all in one shop so a mix of a Cafe,off sales,newsagents and bank. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 2 minutes ago, dirty dingus said: Well it's more an all in one shop so a mix of a Cafe,off sales,newsagents and bank. Was the pot noodle ordered to be prepared and consumed on the premises? please think very carefully about the answer as my allegiance to the West depends on it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirty dingus Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 1 minute ago, coprolite said: Was the pot noodle ordered to be prepared and consumed on the premises? please think very carefully about the answer as my allegiance to the West depends on it. He boiled a kettle and added the contents of the kettle( I believe it to be fresh water is it was a clear liquid) to the container containing the noodles, they were then taking the order off the premises to be consumed at their leisure at a destination unknown. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 2 minutes ago, dirty dingus said: He boiled a kettle and added the contents of the kettle( I believe it to be fresh water is it was a clear liquid) to the container containing the noodles, they were then taking the order off the premises to be consumed at their leisure at a destination unknown. Typical of the decadent infidels 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirty dingus Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 1 minute ago, coprolite said: Typical of the decadent infidels The man in the shop has a Lancashire accent and is of middle eastern heritage, he might even be Iranian. Fattening up our wee lambs for the slaughter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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